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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

^^^^
Does shoegaze have some other meaning that's not the music??



Just saw this movie. I heard people were saying it was the worst Star Wars movie made and was surprised that it was pretty okay?

Like easily better than the last movie with the casino and the titty milk. Better than Solo, so top 3 of the new ones for me. Haven't seen TFA in a long while to maybe even top 2! Who knows!

Can someone bullet-point the big deal-breakers? Like Palpatine being alive with a load of spaceships just hanging with a stadium full of his weird friends? Okay. Kinda weird.

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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

what's 'sheev' and what's 'ST' precious??

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

yikes Sheev Palpatine? Where do they mention that?

Also was one of Rey's rando parents that they showed Palpatine's son/daughter?? I feel like they just kinda dropped "no rey....I....I AM YOUR GRANDFATHER!" Was Steve's son like what a muggle or some poo poo? Like the janitor guy in harry potter?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

He wants to gently caress Rey and Lando telling his daughter wink wink lol I wonder where you family is seemed like what they were angling for.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

I see kids with Star Wars poo poo all the time. Dunno why folks are on the lol kids don’t like star war train.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

What is the first order anyway? did they ever even explain it?

Like you've got the Empire, which falls and is replaced by the New Republic. But there's still a separate the The Rebellion for some reason. Then the New Republic i guess falls and now the First Order is in charge of everything again exactly like the Empire was. Rebellion still around but with like 10 dudes in it.

Then uhh ??? and the Sith Fleet etc...

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

I hear if you copy all three Blu-ray’s to your hd it unlocks a secret TikTok link that shows reys hooha

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Bunch of computer nerds trying to act by dragging sliders and using the smudge tool

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

what's CW? clone wars? was there a clone wars movie?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Hey my name is Han

Looks at ticket in his hand.

Han Has Ticket :smug:

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

yeah even as a little kid you understood ugly green man wanted to kill the cool guy

also did they ever explain who the knights of ren are? like kylo's jedi friends? who he just up and kills?

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Why did Kyle become good anyway? Like his mom did telepathy on him and then ???

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Threads fly now!

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

she's got her lightsaber the wrong way

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Andor was the only good star war the fat cats at disney inc manage to squeeze out their bums

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

Episode 1 could have just straight up find and replaced "Quigon jin" with "Obiwan" and "Obiwan" with "Anakin Skywalker" and would have been at least 2 times as good.

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appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

can someone explain what a "first order" is? like where did the new republic go? the gently caress even happened that The Empire 2 was just sorta there now and someone did a select all delete on the republic navy.

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