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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I can't wait for that character I hate to get horribly killed and the one I love to get horribly killed also.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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teagone posted:

Gendry needs to fashion some armor and saddles to throw on the dragons tbh.

He needs to make a ton of dragon glass arrows.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Sydin posted:

More importantly, it's a waste of CGI budget that could have gone towards Elephants.

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephants

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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13Pandora13 posted:

Lol Drogon's like, "did you gently caress my mom Santa?!"

No he is saying she is your fing aunt.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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What the heck Amazon you have more servers then anyone fix this.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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TheRat posted:

what the loving gently caress gently caress gently caress

this

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Didn't I push you out a window kid, guess I need to finish the job.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Its Coke posted:

Why is the Iron Bank still lending Cersei insane amounts of money even though she'll obviously never be able to pay any of it back

Payday loans make more money then loans to people that can actually pay them back.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Solice Kirsk posted:

Should have been axed long ago for not being able to "act" when his job is actor.

He was dropped out of a tower.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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So there is no way another book is ever released right? Besides a post death money grab by someone.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Is hot pie dead? He is going to bake the ice king into a cake and become king.

I should probably spoiler that.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Karmine posted:

They were created by the children of the forest to prevent the spread of the first men. They failed and the first men (and their descendants) took over control of the entire realm and built a magic wall to keep them way the gently caress up north. Fast forward a zillion years and now a bunch of, effectively, first men gently caress up their arrangement with Craster and basically keep doing other annoying poo poo to them, until the Night King gets his hands on a dragon and can take down the Wall, in the hopes of finally completing his mission after thousands of years. I don’t understand what piece is missing here.

What did they do before craster?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Starks are bad at romance.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Jorah is supposed to be executed for being back in Westeros Ms Mormont.

He got a pardon.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Solice Kirsk posted:

We're dangerously close to something happening next episode boys!

A hour and a half of the dead waiting for the living to die of boredom.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Yeah the army of the dead will be about to be defeated when just in time the undead Stannis arrives with reinforcements to kill Jon and Dany.

Oh gently caress dancing lesson guy is coming back as an undead fucker isn't he.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Groovelord Neato posted:

*finds out she incested with her nephew* you mean i'm NOT the heir???

targs normally marry their siblings so a nephew isn't even incest.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Mnoba posted:

calling it now, the night king goes for the ole groin kick to move theon out the way and theon looks up and grins.....

Yeah and I want to see Gendry dual wielding dragon glass hammers.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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bobjr posted:

It's Theon, he'd get decked in the face, but not killed out of pity

If the others don't point at Theon and laugh I am canceling HBO.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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wilderthanmild posted:

I don't know for sure but I thought theories we're fine as long as they aren't spoilers pretending to be theories.

They are always this though. They are always this.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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esperterra posted:

tho ngl GRRM does have a point that the scene as written in the book doesn't work as well in the show, where Jaime has been in KL p much the whole time anyway and was there for Joffrey's death. In the book it's this huge high emotion moment where they're seeing eachother for p much the first time since he was captured by the Starks, and both dealing with the death of their son-- and Jaime struggling with the double guilt of failing as a Kingsguard and failing as a protector to his family, with Cersei struggling with both being happy to see him and being furious he wasn't around to stop Joffrey from dying, plus the added bonus of being disgusted he doesn't have a hand any more lmbo

They really should have just cut the scene or found a way to play up the grief in a better, less rapey way.

Oh come on nothing says grief like raping your sister on you dead incest sons coffin. That is just a classic scene in every movie.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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As Nero Danced posted:

I'm tempted to make a bingo card of everyone that's left in this show and see how many get picked off.

Everyone wins!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Night King pulls off face, Rickton is back baby!

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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All of these endings are better then what we are getting.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Sydin posted:

How is anything involving Cersei not going to feel like an insane anti-climax after this?

Sort of like kissing your sister I guess.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

List of people that would have made the Night King kill more satisfying:

Jon
Dany
Theon
Bronn with a crossbow
Sansa
Tyrion
Tyrion on Sansa's shoulders
Sam with a book
Davos with an onion
Ghost
Him slipping and falling onto some dragonglass
Yara showing up with 20 good ironborn
Syrio

I wanted him to fall on a spike and have his dragonglass heart just get popped out then rainbows shooting out of his mouth.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Bran gonna warg into the Mountain, calling it now.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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UnfortunateSexFart posted:

That was some dumb Hollywood bullshit. :( Did they even show how Arya got around the hundreds of not-zombies surrounding Bran?

She is a loving death worshiping ninja.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Did anyone spot Hodor zombie?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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zenguitarman posted:

I assumed the NK was going to do something fancy to bran like Agent Smith and the Oracle style but it looked as if he was reaching for his sword there, so I dunno??? Your zombie hoard looked like it had things pretty wrapped bro, just hang back

I was waiting for him to kneel at Brans feet and be like oh gently caress Bran is killing everyone.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

I hope Cersei does win because her plan worked flawlessly for her.

Her enemies are down to basically the named characters or completely dead :rip: Night King right king

Arya is going to anime kill Cersei too

Two dragons though are better then 20k golden jerkwads that don't even have war elephants.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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wyoak posted:

That’s Bran’s entire arc

Game of Thrones, All Starks are pointless.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Jam With Seeds posted:

I can't believe Melisandre didn't at least torch the corpse mountains before eating snow. Like, help a castle out!

I figured she would lord of light them all back to life. At least do the dragon and rickton.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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KnoxZone posted:

The Dothraki charge was silly, but I kinda expected something like that since they would be absolutely useless in a siege battle against a force that massive. At least they got to go out the way they wanted. They might be missed during the showdown against Cersei though.

Pretty sure they would have prefered to go out from super syphilis but whatever the cgi budget is spent.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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I was most bothered by the complete misuse of a large calvary strategy wise. Also where were the vale fucks?

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Sodomy Hussein posted:

Several other HBO shows, for starters. David Simon's stuff and The Sopranos spring to mind.

Really great start-to-finish dramas are admittedly really rare. More often you get [finding their feet season 1 ] + [hitting stride s2-4ish] + [end of original story arc/offscreen talent exodus forcing changes, usually not for the better]. Limited series shows and shows where the showrunner has a complete multi-season arc plotted out and then stops are usually the best.

East Bound and Down is a masterwork start to finish.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Randarkman posted:

Why was killing Bran important? What was he gonna do?

Night King doesn't like people being creepy.

Also he is probably regretting using incest babies as his personal guard.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Just Chamber posted:

The NK was a 2d cutout villain that added nothing to the show in a show with actual fleshed out villains and now he's dead and was a huge waste of potential. Time to move on.

the night king is wrong and full of errors

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Reign Of Pain posted:

Could they not make any more of that green napalm poo poo they blew up the Westeros Scientology branch with?

We already had that episode it was called blackwater.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


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Raffles posted:

It's a shame Littlefinger wasn't around to politically outmaneuver the Night King.

White Walker prostitutes.

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