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Wait, this is what this game is about? This? (I've only made it up to the Jesus part but uh.. wow.)
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It's incredible how this game gets stupider by the minute, I am flabbergasted at every turn.
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Jul 13, 2019 12:18
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Mortimer entrusts politics to Louis, with hilarious consequences. Next time, we meet Jesus.
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Jul 13, 2019 14:51
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It's utterly great due precisely how dumb it is.
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Jul 13, 2019 17:06
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I love everything about this game, but I also liked Armed & Delirious, so I might just have problems. Also, Mortimer needed just a bit too long to realize that the guy that got himself mutilated and poisoned through sheer incompetence might've not been the best one to carry out his plan.
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Jul 13, 2019 17:30
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But the vote doesn’t matter so Louis running around is just a distraction for Mortimer’s real plan.
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Jul 13, 2019 18:08
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The way it all just pivoted since that first dinner is so hosed up haha.
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Jul 13, 2019 21:21
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Jul 14, 2019 06:09
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So did Elizabeth actually escape the island, or was she just killed somewhere other than in the room with Louis?
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Jul 14, 2019 09:19
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Oh poo poo the mind cops took Louis to Mind Jail
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Jul 14, 2019 10:57
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what the gently caress is going on
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Jul 14, 2019 12:57
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Louis gets trapped in the Dimension of Asset Reuse.
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Jul 14, 2019 13:08
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Ratoslov posted:Louis gets trapped in the Dimension of Asset Reuse. lol, those big contortions of the Zeus piece were pretty cool though,
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Jul 14, 2019 13:19
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I'm glad we got to meet Jesus. I feel like someone mentioned that Lizzy had Jesus in her body. The game is winning me back again. It is so dumb that it has wrapped around into enjoyably dumb.
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Jul 14, 2019 13:35
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mortons stork posted:what the gently caress is going on If anything deserves being empty-quoted it's this. What was the point of this quest? It doesn't seem to have advanced the story at all.
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Jul 14, 2019 14:37
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The whole poisoning Holm thing has a kernel of a good idea to it: that these two immortals have known each other for so bloody long that Mortimer could rely on an absurdly specific response to such an innocuous stimulus. The problem is, it comes completely out of nowhere. It doesn't come up anywhere else that Holm has extremely specific ideas about tea, or Mortimer bets Louis some absurd sum that if he offers Holm a glass of wine he'll retch and insist on bringing out some fine Cuban rum instead. They come off as, like, business partners, not guys who've known each other since the Bronze Age.
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Jul 14, 2019 15:04
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So could we have cracked Morty upside the head to prevent him from eating Holm?
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Jul 14, 2019 17:07
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Find out right now!
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Jul 14, 2019 17:13
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Ratoslov posted:The whole poisoning Holm thing has a kernel of a good idea to it: that these two immortals have known each other for so bloody long that Mortimer could rely on an absurdly specific response to such an innocuous stimulus. The problem is, it comes completely out of nowhere. It doesn't come up anywhere else that Holm has extremely specific ideas about tea, or Mortimer bets Louis some absurd sum that if he offers Holm a glass of wine he'll retch and insist on bringing out some fine Cuban rum instead. They come off as, like, business partners, not guys who've known each other since the Bronze Age. Gregory Holm was chucking tons of tea in Sparta.
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Jul 14, 2019 17:37
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Let's get this silly chapter done with.
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Jul 14, 2019 21:01
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I think the Bible exaggerated about how nice Jesus was.
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Jul 14, 2019 23:02
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Please tell me, how many times you go "WHAT..." as you watch this chapter.
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Jul 16, 2019 19:18
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Come, Louis I. It's over. Let's leave.
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Jul 16, 2019 20:33
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So besides Peru, they couldn’t be bothered to write anything more than person disappeared endings for “dead” people. Also, that was an incredibly anticlimactic confrontation. Can’t wait to see how it’s all the same for the other Louis’s.
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Jul 16, 2019 20:46
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Lucky everyone had their outstretched hand powers ready
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Jul 16, 2019 21:14
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Welp, that was dumb and rushed. Really liked the game at the start... it's uh... been a journey to where we ended up.
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Jul 16, 2019 21:30
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This was Very Stupid and very anti-climatic, alright.
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Jul 16, 2019 21:31
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Just remembered this exists and is exactly as serious at the confrontation with Morty
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Jul 16, 2019 22:18
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What an ending! It explained everything and left no loose ends. Also it wasn't rushed or lazy.
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Jul 16, 2019 22:30
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Ah, and at last we reach the point in every telltale style game where the budget is completely gone and they have absolutely no ability to tie up all the paths they've set up, so they just....don't. Still, that was extremely rushed even for these things - I was actually legitimately shocked when I realized that was actually it for the final battle, that's really what they decided to ship. Re: demons vs. politics, I honestly don't think they're completely unconnectable? I was personally expecting the game to go the path of Assassin's Creed or something, with various historical events being revealed to be due to mystical cult nonsense and the like, which is what I thought the demons were going to be. Lean into the demons being some variety of psychic parasite soundwaves, bring in the old canard of "belief = strength", and that should be all the justification you need to have demons care about politics and for the politics to still have meaning even after the reveal. Looking forward to seeing how rushed and poorly handled the other endings are! (comedy guess: Louis IV dies of poisoning as soon as the chapter starts, and the game fades to black without ever actually resolving anything)
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Jul 16, 2019 23:06
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Wait, was it covered why Godoy is always on the opposite side of Louis in the vote? Was it a result of choices made, or an extremely lazy way to ensure drama in a game where your choices ostensibly matter?
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Jul 16, 2019 23:50
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I'm just going to say that why doesn't the nail kill Louis if all you have to do is 'touch the blood of an ancient'. Didn't he touch it too? Most of the rest has already been covered, but extra-wow.
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Jul 17, 2019 00:00
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Why would Jesus be angry? Morty killed his brother and was gonna kill his grandkids.
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Jul 17, 2019 01:38
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A society of ancient demons who are all lethally allergic to each others blood has some very strange implications.
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Jul 17, 2019 02:03
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What happened to Sarah? We left her alive
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Jul 17, 2019 02:10
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I feel like they were building up to something with Mortimer's actual evil plan, but then they decided not to do one Also wow, that entire Al Azif plotline through the entire game was certainly worth....that....
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Jul 17, 2019 03:39
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Lord Windy posted:What happened to Sarah? We left her alive
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Jul 17, 2019 05:58
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That is something. Great ending. Very satisfying.
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Jul 17, 2019 09:44
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Love that there was no text for Emilys sister, the masked servant man woman.
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Buller posted:Love that there was no text for Emilys sister, the masked servant man woman.
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