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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


sitting upside down in a chair is part of my cultural identity so please respect my inability to act like a normal human being when confronted with a chair

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


no Kevin, I will not sit upright because I literally cannot, this is how I was born: my legs hanging off one side of the chair while my head rests on the ground


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


my grandfather made me this chair. it's built just to fit me: a person with the complete inability to sit facing forward with my feet on the ground.


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
sitting on one of my feet rn in silent protest of The Man





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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
it took years of babysitting before i finally learned how not to sit on a baby

vanisher

prepuce repurposed posted:

it took years of babysitting before i finally learned how to sit on a baby

fixed



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vanisher

uh, "slouch" is our word



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Goons Are Gifts

Since sitting is the new smoking, it's vital to generally sit on the smoke, with your belly being the lowest point of the body, your ribs sharing the gravitational pressure with the knees and your butt carrying your head indirectly in an generally elliptic sitting position on a triangular chair.


Farecoal

There he go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVIGhYMwRgs

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

lol

vanisher



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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


uh, we prefer the term "anarcho-sitter," not "hosed-Up Can't Sit Right"


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Cindy in HR sent that email about the best way to sit at you desk again and I'm literally shaking. I'm a Shaker.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Ergonomics originated in our culture, I can't believe you would try to use it for your own profit without even involving a weird sitter


Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Let's end the whole "whether or not I stand when I wipe" debate and just say I stand on my head OH sitting...

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
sick of the a c slater jokes about my sitting. I get that saved by the bell was the first time people saw it in pop culture, but that's been a part of our culture for a long time

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


every time I see a "tough, street-smart teacher" straddle a chair, I'm really upset by the cultural appropriation portrayed in the film.


vanisher



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Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

hamjobs posted:

every time I see a "tough, street-smart teacher" straddle a chair, I'm really upset by the cultural appropriation portrayed in the film.

"let's rap gang"





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canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
I'm not sitting "backwards", all of YOU are sitting backwards

google THIS


Poor Clown the Weedo.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


I was traumatized at a young age by a bunch of people sitting quietly in their chairs, facing forward with their feet on the floor. I've never been the same since.


vanisher

google THIS posted:

Poor Clown the Weedo.

google THIS

I've been ridiculed since I was in preschool and I used to fill a large bowl with applesauce and take out my crucifix to get ready for circle time. Come on you ignorant westerners, where do you think the expression came from?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


BEHOLD THE HERETIC!

He flaunts the laws of sitting our Lord has set before us!

Her posture, a confusion of God and nature!

Of sitting he makes a mockery!

He would have you believe that this is sitting? Begone abomination!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Say "Sit Shaming" three times fast

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FutonForensic

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

BEHOLD THE HERETIC!

He flaunts the laws of sitting our Lord has set before us!

Her posture, a confusion of God and nature!

Of sitting he makes a mockery!

He would have you believe that this is sitting? Begone abomination!


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

BEHOLD THE HERETIC!

He flaunts the laws of sitting our Lord has set before us!

Her posture, a confusion of God and nature!

Of sitting he makes a mockery!

He would have you believe that this is sitting? Begone abomination!

Please don't mock my belief, all people can sit weird


FutonForensic

hey kids, mind if i join you in sitting cross-legged in these office chairs HHHNNNGRHNNGH now the other leg NHRRRHNNGGGGYYAAAaaaah still got it


Rockman Reserve

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

is "bisexual people can't sit in chairs normally" a meme outside of roller derby culture or not

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


fact: bisexual people do not have butts

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK
it's actually the best way to poop, most people have got it all wromg

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


food court bailiff posted:

is "bisexual people can't sit in chairs normally" a meme outside of roller derby culture or not

This is 100% true because I cannot sit in a chair normally but I used to do Derby


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

fact: bisexual people do not have butts

This is also true, I actually don't have a butt at all


Korean Boomhauer

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Macnult

Goons Are Gifts


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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN



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