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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > Plain, Factual, and Uninflected Sentences Written in 2019
 
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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

 I'm gay

* # ¿ May 20, 2019 20:55
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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

sleeptalker posted:

This was written in 2018 but I don't wanna necro the old thread:

Ms. Trump wore a pussycat bow when discussing cyberbullying in August 2018, renewing speculation that she was trolling her husband, the president.

she wears those for the opposite reason!!!!

* # ¿ May 23, 2019 04:53
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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Chokes McGee posted:

Elon Musk, owner of Tesla, refused to let safety measures into his warehouses because he hates the color yellow.

gently caress him yellow owns

* # ¿ May 28, 2019 22:27
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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Koishi Komeiji posted:

Chicago police shot a 12 year old boy in the knee while raiding the wrong house.

They did not let the boy go to a hospital and instead held him for questioning.

When asked about the incident police lied about what had happened.

The 12 year old boy will be unable to walk for the rest of his life.

I mean this could have happened anytime in the history of america

* # ¿ Aug 9, 2019 20:33
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an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Willie Tomg posted:

Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken dorm party may seem like harmless fun, but when Bret Kavanaugh did it to her, Deborah Ramirez says it confirmed that she didn't belong at Yale in the first place.
* # ¿ Sep 17, 2019 04:07
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