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i just found this out so wanted to share this with people because it changed by life did you know that you can tell your boss that you are sick and they have to let you go home and probably cant fire you for not coming to work? i tried that today in fact i texted him and then didn't even come to work at all not even to tell him im sick and so far nothing bad has happened now im' going to spend the days dripping snot out of my nose and coughing in 27 different layers of clothing i will sweat through but i'm not at work and this is p cool i think the next step will be to tell him i'm sick on a day i'm not sick and then try staying home wihtout the snot and stuff |
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Apr 24, 2019 14:41
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Oh my God, that is a major chill idea. Imagine how much time you can spend not working!! Gonna need a new bong.
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Apr 24, 2019 14:43
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Goons Are Great posted:Oh my God, that is a major chill idea. Imagine how much time you can spend not working!! Gonna need a new bong. i konw right like like this could change lots of peoples lives like if you worked at a sock factory and didn't want to come in and make socks one day you could just tell your boss "im sick" and then not make socks i'm scared though if we tell too many people though this will become a popular idea and it will have bad effects like on socks which i need right now cause my feet are cold
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Apr 24, 2019 14:46
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OK, we just do shifts: half of the sock makers work, the next day they are sick and the other half makes them. If both halfs work with double speed, we have the same sock output forever!!
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Apr 24, 2019 14:55
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uh im sorry capitalism demands that you come to work and go through the motions, in the process infecting everybody on your commute and in your workplace, thereby dragging down overall productivity by an unreasonable amount otherwise labor might start to think that it was actually important you see |
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Apr 24, 2019 14:56
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trip report: my day is kinda turning out disappointing becuase when i thought i would stay home today i could play guitar cause i wouldn't be working and i never have time to play but i just tried to play guitar for ten minutes and it isn't fun because i am sick and being sick makes things that used to be fun not fun unrelated note ever notice that sick and suck are really close to each other in spelling?
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Apr 24, 2019 15:22
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"Vacation Day" is just a fancy term for a day I come into work to not be bothered by anyone because "I'm on vacation". Please note that while at work and "on vacation" I take my smoke and lunch breaks whenever the hell I want. In fact, just tell yourself I'm on permanent lunch break while I'm here on my "vacation day". Just leave me the hell alone. AND I'LL TALK TO WHOEVER THE HELL I WANT ON THE COMPANY PHONE ON MY "VACATION" https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Apr 24, 2019 16:02
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the voice from the old playstsation commercials but it says "vacation" |
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