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I write and jerk off with my right hand like any normal person but I can only do certain things (poker chip shuffle, Samoa Joe hand signal, spiderman Web shoot) my left hand. Why is this?
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Apr 26, 2019 00:01
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Why would you ever jerk off with your dominant hand
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Apr 26, 2019 00:02
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Because you're a moron.
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Apr 26, 2019 00:03
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Colonel Cancer posted:Why would you ever jerk off with your dominant hand I'm left-handed but jerk off with my right hand. This leaves my dominant hand free to use a weapon if I'm attacked at this vulnerable time.
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Apr 26, 2019 00:04
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Sunswipe posted:I'm left-handed but jerk off with my right hand. This leaves my dominant hand free to use a weapon if I'm attacked at this vulnerable time. A true warrior uses this for offense and not just defense. A Master Masterbator is far stronger than any mere berserker.
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Apr 26, 2019 00:11
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i jack it with my left but cup my dang balls with my right thats multitasking bitch~!!
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Apr 26, 2019 00:17
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I can jerk off with both hands. I'm ambijerxterous. One hand at a time I mean.
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Apr 26, 2019 00:18
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Chinatown posted:i jack it with my left but cup my dang balls with my right thats multitasking bitch~!! Yeah, this. Getting yourself off is all about squeezing that sack at the right time. Anyone who doesn't do this is suspect. Except women I guess. You ladies are excused from squeezing your ballsacks for obvious reasons.
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Apr 26, 2019 00:19
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Pretty amazing thread idea, op. Voting it 5!
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Apr 26, 2019 00:21
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my left hand can hold things steady and also lift things when reading a book i have a technique where when im done reading the right page i motion my right thumb ever so slightly off of the page i had just been reading. now loosened the left hand is able to quickly grab the page and pull it over to the left side where it is held down once again. this establishes 2 new pages as the frontmost and most visible pages of the book thus keeping new content readily available
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Apr 26, 2019 00:28
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How can you possibly pleasure yourself with your non dominant hand?!?
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Apr 26, 2019 00:32
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loving morons. You masturbate with your non dominate hand to leave your mouse hand free to navigate the porn. Geez
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Apr 26, 2019 00:38
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Chinatown posted:i jack it with my left but cup my dang balls with my right thats multitasking bitch~!! A true master uses the middle finger of his ball-cupping hand to twiddle his balloon knot at the same time.
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Apr 26, 2019 00:50
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not going to talk about masturbating with the sick freaks on these forums, but i also shuffle poker chips with my left hand OP
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Apr 26, 2019 00:54
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i pee with my left hand because my dad's a leftie and i saw him doin it that way
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Apr 26, 2019 00:58
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Kibbles n Shits posted:I can jerk off with both hands. I'm ambijerxterous. “Siri, big beautiful women”
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Apr 26, 2019 01:34
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i pee with my left hand because my dad's a leftie and i saw him doin it that way I usually use my penis for that, but if you're one of the aliens from scary movie 3 that's cool too.
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Apr 26, 2019 01:58
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You should see which hand you'd chill yourself with
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Apr 26, 2019 02:01
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My parents always tried to put the fork and stuff on my right side of the plate. They told me this later in life. E almost pray away the gay level, but not really.
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Apr 26, 2019 03:09
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Because you're a moron.
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Apr 26, 2019 03:12
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Because you're a moron.
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Apr 26, 2019 03:17
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Kibbles n Shits posted:I can jerk off with both hands. I'm ambijerxterous.  i have to swap once in a while cause it takes me forever to nut thanks to broke brain drugs and my arm gets tired
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Apr 26, 2019 03:55
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the only upside of being left handed/basically being forced to use a right handed mouse your whole life is that you can jerk off and find porn with maximum efficiency
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Apr 26, 2019 04:00
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Breitbart Is Rightbart posted:I write and jerk off with my right hand like any normal person but I can only do certain things (poker chip shuffle, Samoa Joe hand signal, spiderman Web shoot) my left hand. It means some of your muscles have been worked until they can do some things but others have not. For example I can only raise my right eyebrow. When I was very young I could either raise both brows or none and that was the extent of my ability. I decided to change this by physically holding my left brow in place with my hand while attempting to raise both brows and now I can raise my right eyebrow like a champ. I never did this with my left brow and still can't raise it on its own to this day. Probably something similar with your hand. Practice shuffling chips right handed for a year see if you get results.
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Apr 26, 2019 04:04
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i'm right-handed but i use a mouse AND "fap" with my left
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Apr 26, 2019 04:05
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I beat off with my non-dominant hand, which I assume comes from a lifetime of using my right hand to control the mouse
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Apr 26, 2019 04:09
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YeahTubaMike posted:i'm right-handed but i use a mouse AND "fap" with my left 
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Apr 26, 2019 04:09
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guestimate posted:How can you possibly pleasure yourself with your non dominant hand?!? I think I have carpal cumming syndrome.
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Apr 26, 2019 04:15
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:loving morons. You masturbate with your non dominate hand to leave your mouse hand free to navigate the porn. Geez i disagree, this is a poor prioritization of hands. jerking off is far more important than being fast with a mouse, like im trying to cum, not play loving starcraft
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Apr 26, 2019 04:22
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Junk posted:i disagree, this is a poor prioritization of hands. jerking off is far more important than being fast with a mouse, like im trying to cum, not play loving starcraft
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Apr 26, 2019 04:27
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Blah
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Apr 26, 2019 04:38
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Tetramin posted:Blah Dominant hand jacker and bad starcraft player spotted.
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Apr 26, 2019 04:44
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Burt Sexual posted:My parents always tried to put the fork and stuff on my right side of the plate. They told me this later in life. The standard right-handed layout is to put the fork on the left side of the plate so you can cut food items with the knife in your right hand.
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Apr 26, 2019 06:06
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What is a Samoa Joe signal?
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Apr 26, 2019 06:53
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Offhanded jerking just feels natural, I don't know why.
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Apr 26, 2019 07:16
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my first gf assumed i was right handed cause she saw me jerking more than writing. it made us both consider our lives.
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Apr 26, 2019 07:21
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I always felt like I was alone, or perhaps some sort of FREAK in this goddamn dexterity-focused world. Thank u OP for reminding me I'm not alone  Write: RH J/O: RH Bowl: RH Throw: LH Golf/Tennis: LH Board sports: Goofy
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Apr 26, 2019 07:28
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Serious Party Gods posted:I always felt like I was alone, or perhaps some sort of FREAK in this goddamn dexterity-focused world. Thank u OP for reminding me I'm not alone To be fair, that is kinda freakish unless you're ambidextrous in everything.
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Apr 26, 2019 07:38
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DiggityDoink posted:To be fair, that is kinda freakish unless you're ambidextrous in everything. Not to be a drag, but (for real) I have super-mild Cerebral palsy.
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Apr 26, 2019 07:41
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Serious Party Gods posted:Not to be a drag, but (for real) I have super-mild Cerebral palsy. Super freaky! 
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Apr 26, 2019 07:47
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