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thread title says it all do it however u like (photoshop, ms paimt, play doh and a camera) but if u happen to be learning blender or considering it this might be a good way to give it a spin why not skill and polish are irrelevant this is byob x-post from "sitting weird" thread: Manifisto posted:me: TAKE THAT FUCKERS original content:  disclaimer, I reserve the right to steal your idea and sell to ikea for $$$, this is what is known as "fair use" |
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knife to meat . . . your sofa
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I SAID YOUR CHAIR IS VERY NI--ah forget it
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"bean" bag chair? yeah no, we're a bit more conscientious about food wastage than that in this household thants Manifisto fucked around with this message at 01:12 on May 1, 2019 |
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ever been in bed and really wanted a snack? we've got you covered also, how am I supposed to plagiarize your concepts if I'm the only one cranking out terrible ideas? let's go people, my hookers and booze aren't going to pay for themselves |
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Chasterson posted:I spent like an hour in garry's mod and this is the best I got thank u for your bad furniture. I will need to come up with some way to sell ikea on this concept of "cookware-furniture," it seems promising. like we all know that sitting is the new smoking, so furniture that you cannot actually sit on but instead you cook with is potentially good, but not if you cook unhealthy food with carbs, becasue carbs are also the new smoking. also also smoking is the new smoking, be safe kids. provisionally I am going to pitch your concept as "fnörf", I will be vague about the benefits but I will have lots of market research demonstrating that sitting is bad and cooking is popular as epitomized by the baking shows that have hamjobs so mesmerized
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why yes, my bed does consist of piano wire stretched over a pool of hungry piranhas, thank you for noticing! oh, and a pillow for comfort 
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it's a bidet! it's a salad bar! it's the SALADOO™! 
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pixaal posted:
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May 2, 2019 18:42
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as a bonus, it makes munching noises
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May 2, 2019 20:54
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never run out of desk space again! the Forever desk is endlessly convenient!
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Farecoal posted:make it not glass and i might buy it tbh sorry, we do not make it with not glass (fragile glass I might add). we also do not make it with removed support segments so you can crawl under the table to get to the seat. |
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you people keep asking for customizations. you don't get it, this is the Forever desk, it has been perfected. we are not going to compromise our purity of design for your gripes and belly-aches. |
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steve jobs himself once said that he would not care to improve it, that's how good it is |
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"obviously, the convenience is hard to beat . . . but to be honest it's a little dicey, that thing is very sensitive, it goes off for . . . like . . . no reason"
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Luvcow posted:lol as an aside I learned recently that in furniture catalogs and whatnot, including specifically ikea, everything is a render. they don't use photos anymore, it's apparently cheaper and more flexible to make it all in software. |
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alnilam posted:much like your posting 
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one of the nice features of the EZ-Slant® bookshelf is that when the retaining wires break (and they will break, especially if you use too many books or just kinda heavy ones), they are easily replaced with inexpensive fishing wire.
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Luvcow posted:is this also poorly weighted on the backside so that it tips easily and potentially crushes small people and/or children? it is carefully weighted on the backside so that it tips easily. why make things hard on the poor furniture movers? also you can adjust the shelves to any height you like, so long as you like the factory height
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it's bad . . . because it doesn't exist https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YxPlHAfBpM
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Rad-daddio posted:Solidworks renderer ftw lol now that's a chair! |
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