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Jedrick

:420: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.
:420:
Oops, I sit your pants.

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Stoner Sloth

Jedrick posted:

Oops, I sit your pants.

:monocle:







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Jedrick posted:

Oops, I sit your pants.

u wot I will fuk u up wozzer


City of Glompton

very excited to tell my mom her daughter is cultured, she's going to be bragging on me


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

City of Glompton

snooty lady: and my daughter went to a little college in boston...*shows waspy pic* isn't she lovely?

my mom: well my daughter can sit 37 different ways in a computer chair


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


City of Glompton posted:

snooty lady: and my daughter went to a little college in boston...*shows waspy pic* isn't she lovely?

my mom: well my daughter can sit 37 different ways in a computer chair

why are you me


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


hamjobs posted:

why are you me

we are all you

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:stwoon:

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

City of Glompton posted:

snooty lady: and my daughter went to a little college in boston...*shows waspy pic* isn't she lovely?

my mom: well my daughter can sit 37 different ways in a computer chair

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


you laugh because I sit weird, I laugh because you all sit the same

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

you laugh because I sit weird, I laugh because you all sit the same

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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
boss: you can't just lie on the ground all day
me: bigot!

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vanisher

Uh this is ergo-grass specially designed to accomodate my spine and my spine only

Goons Are Gifts

Sir, stop harassing me, I am sitting here. No, no, by definition it's sitting as long as my butt is in contact with it and I have the right to be here. Just because there's a laser light installation inside my butt, eluminating the night while I'm hanging upside down on a fence that doesn't mean you have to feel threaten by me.
Open up for progress!


FlaxAxis

sup #entitlitos
who wants to join my class action discrimination lawsuit against the makers of these chairs


vanisher = sig champ

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

FlaxAxis posted:

who wants to join my class action discrimination lawsuit against the makers of these chairs


that is messed UP

smh





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Splatmaster posted:

Say "Sit Shaming" three times fast

am I supposed to be saying poo poo hanging

because that's what it comes out as



sig by owlhawk911

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


also the proper way to sit is to place a bar over your desk and hang on it by your legs like some kind of bat



sig by owlhawk911

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FlaxAxis posted:

who wants to join my class action discrimination lawsuit against the makers of these chairs


Me because they should be illegal, I can't sit sideways with that thing in my spine


Manifisto


I like the implication that without the groove people will randomly just slide off their seat sideways

FlaxAxis

sup #entitlitos

Manifisto posted:

I like the implication that without the groove people will randomly just slide off their seat sideways

it forces you to sit a with "correct posture"
honestly I can't believe they even still have these chairs in public places

it's 2019, people


vanisher = sig champ

Manifisto


me: TAKE THAT FUCKERS

Manifisto fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Apr 29, 2019

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Manifisto posted:

me: TAKE THAT FUCKERS



YESSSSSS MY POWER GROWS


Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

hamjobs posted:

Me because they should be illegal, I can't sit sideways with that thing in my spine

this joke snuck up on me. lmao

XA Shere

hamjobs posted:

sitting upside down in a chair is part of my cultural identity so please respect my inability to act like a normal human being when confronted with a chair

Ty

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

google THIS

FutonForensic

SITTING WIDE WITH PRIDE


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


FutonForensic posted:

SITTING WIDE WITH PRIDE

Sir please this is an escalator


vanisher

Hide and go sit

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


hamjobs posted:

Sir please this is an escalator

Sitting on stairs is completely normal and escalators are just stairs that move :colbert:



sig by owlhawk911

Farecoal

There he go
sad movie character sits down and contemplates his life on the escalator

google THIS

Farecoal posted:

sad movie character sits down and contemplates his life on the escalator

This technique encourages efficient contemplation

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


laying comfortably across the tops of six dining room chairs during a dinner party while all my guests have to stand to eat coq au vin; they respect me

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