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Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
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*static white noise followed by loud ding dong*
THIS
*car tires locking up skidding and crashing into a wall*
IS
*loud cat rowling*
RADIO
*spooky dramatic synth bite*
LABS
*loud big ben clock striking gong*
TODAY WE
*lightning strike*
TALKING
*loud firework exploding noise*
ABOUT
*machine gun fire noises*
AN APE
*soda can popping open loudly*
WITH
*10 seconds of long dramatic silence*
SYPHILLIS

# ¿ May 6, 2019 06:20

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 17:15

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

tbf i dont think your average coked up trucker is listening to NPR

they're more the rush limbaugh listener type to rage about brown people coming into take their jobs and then get hyped on on genocidal fantasies

# ¿ May 10, 2019 06:34

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Coolness Averted posted:

we're not mad, just dissapointed

FactsAreUseless posted:

This is my precise relationship with public radio

not empty quoting dis

but for real yeah. KQED/NPR was basically my staple when attending community college and drives to/from from like 06-09, especially back pre-podcast poo poo. increasingly i realized the succ over the years and now i ride casual carpool and standard practice is to have KQED on in the morning drive so i get to listen to it every day for like 40 minutes and sometime its just loving infuriating because its so disappointing since they can do better. whenever they invite some trump or ex-bush admin shithead or My-FAWTHER east coast nepotistic shithead running some institute to talk about "well actually locking up brown children and raping them and forbidding them from getting abortions is good" and hosts just go "ok neat, well lots of opinions out there on this one!" its like asdfksdjflasdfasd

# ¿ May 11, 2019 04:14

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

sometimes people put on KALW which is pretty decent and i like some of its programming better, but no everything else is way worse. i dont control the radio anyways since thats the drivers discretion

# ¿ May 11, 2019 04:26

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