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Welcome back, to Adam Smasher and the Doodge! Right after the traffic report with Hot Stacy, we'll see if the Doodge can arm wrestle an Uber Driver! But first here are some more excuses not to play music!
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May 6, 2019 15:32
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*obnoxious sound effects for a full minute after every line*
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May 6, 2019 15:34
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AWOOOOOOGA!
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May 6, 2019 15:35
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*laughs at own jokes half way to the punchline*
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May 6, 2019 15:37
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"Aaaand here we have a 100% genuine, not-staged call in from someone who is sure to say something TOTALLY WACKY!"
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May 6, 2019 15:38
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 Douche Nation!!!
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May 6, 2019 15:39
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*cuts to commercial that has a police siren sfx in it*
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May 6, 2019 15:40
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Democracy's a joke.
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May 6, 2019 15:42
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 I can directly lie to these peoples faces because none of them have friends or family or internet access. “Dogs will eat mixed up shark meat and scallops no problem”
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May 6, 2019 17:02
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*has a hip young voice* *looks like Willie Nelson*
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May 6, 2019 17:31
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"I don't think I've mentioned my absolute BITCH of an ex-wife yet this morning, but man she sucked!"
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May 6, 2019 17:43
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*Talks enthusiastically about being at the club last night* *Is in his late 40s*
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May 6, 2019 17:50
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May 6, 2019 17:51
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*Uses drive time show to rally support for a party during provincial election without disclosing his wife is also running for office in said party* Oh wait...that happened. https://www.therecord.com/news-story/8565195-kitchener-dj-s-political-antics-prompt-complaints/
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May 6, 2019 17:53
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When I was growing up my teachers told me "do what you love" and brother, there's nothing I love more than telling an audience of exclusively 45-year-old commuters jokes that'd only be funny to a 15-year-old
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May 6, 2019 18:07
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*tells pointless story about weekend chores* Cohost: WOW, that’s the best story I’ve ever heard!
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May 6, 2019 18:12
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*spends 30 seconds after each song to say you are listening to a commercial free block of music*
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May 6, 2019 18:16
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my accomplishments mean so little but then we all die alone  IRRITATING SOUND EFFECT
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May 6, 2019 18:19
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Hi! I'm the token female DJ that gets constantly interrupted, could be replaced by a clip of women laughing, and generally gives the weather / traffic report.
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May 6, 2019 18:23
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Bonzo posted:*spends 30 seconds after each song to say you are listening to a commercial free block of music* "this commercial free block of music is brought to you buy Water Valley AutoMall! Make the drive out to Water Valley and check out a 2019 Ford Focus today!"
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May 6, 2019 18:26
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value-brand cereal posted:Hi! I'm the token female DJ that gets constantly interrupted, could be replaced by a clip of women laughing, and generally gives the weather / traffic report. Hi! I'm the token female DJ that the other DJs constantly talk about how bad they want to gently caress and constantly ask questions about my sex life.
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May 6, 2019 18:28
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As of today it's OFFICIALLY ROCKTOBER folks! Hang on tight, you're running amok with the morning ZOO CREW! *sound effect of chimps screeching, elephants trumpeting*
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May 6, 2019 18:34
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99.9 in Seattle has an afternoon talk show called "the men's room." The first 10 minutes is literally just random bits from previous shows with stupid music in the background. Then they introduce all five(?) hosts and their stupid nicknames with ~wacky~ noises. They have a game called "profile this" where listeners guess the race of people in news stories based on stereotypes. It used to be called "black, white, mexi, or jew." There's the question of the day, where "listeners" call in and awkwardly tell their boring stories. They have a list of "rules" that men must follow. Listeners can submit rules, and the hosts vote on them. They play about a song an hour. Maybe. It is more of a parody than any TV show or stand-up bit cpuld muster.
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May 6, 2019 18:35
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“Also dogs love SUMMER SQUASH” 
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May 6, 2019 18:36
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*forced laughter but i do not smile*
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May 6, 2019 18:43
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its all nice on rice posted:99.9 in Seattle has an afternoon talk show called "the men's room." Ugh, it was bad enough when they caused Bob Rivers to walk off in like 2000, I"m glad I didn't stick around to experience this happening, Scott Vanderpool will always be my afternoon KISW DJ
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May 6, 2019 18:44
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On this show, JIM ROME GETS IRRATIONALLY ANGRY ABOUT EVERY loving THING BECAUSE THIS IS HOW HE PAYS HIS loving GODDAMN making GBS threads BILLS!!!!!
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May 6, 2019 19:12
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WWE IS IN TOWN NEXT WEEK AND WE'VE GOT TWO TICKETS FOR CALLER TENNNNNNN!
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May 6, 2019 19:15
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Have you heard about this STUPID FAT WOMAN who complained about being beaten nearly to death ont he street? I dunno, maybe it's just me but maybe try not being a STUPID FAT WOMAN, right hot Stacy?
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May 6, 2019 19:51
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"Oh my god, they're changing positions! I've never seen a position like this before!" "Well, as they say, love comes through the nose!"
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May 6, 2019 20:01
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Let's get to those callers. You're on air "NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG-" Hoh ho ok folks, sometimes the crazy ones get through.
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May 6, 2019 20:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aXqgoiVb8E
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May 6, 2019 20:09
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*plays the same music for 40 straight years*
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May 6, 2019 20:09
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naem posted:*plays the same music for 40 straight years* There's one last rock station in my area. Every other one was bought out to become either county music or ranchero/Espanol stuff. They've played the exact same playlist since the early 90s, but mixed with some Nickleback and Creed now. I lust for the day that it gets shut down.
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May 6, 2019 20:20
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You're listening to THE ROCK *plays highway to hell for the fourth time that day*
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May 6, 2019 20:26
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Nuts and Gum posted:You're listening to THE ROCK Hell Yeah! Give me another ROCK BLOCK with Motley Crue, G&R, and Zep, brother, then ease me out of it with a little CCR and John mellancamp. Wooooo! But first, Money for Nothing by the dire straights.
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May 6, 2019 20:35
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“Come on down to see us at [insert some random event the station sponsors] and say hi!” *an endless parade of people tell me I don’t look like what they expected*
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May 6, 2019 20:53
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"Hey SEXY NEWSGIRL what's shaking?" *SFX of loud BOIIIINNNNGGG* *sound drop: FANTASTIC KNOCKERS* "ohhhh youu guysssssss The World INfamous Squid and the Party Machine Free Candy Van is going to be at Del Taco on Lake and Main today from 7 to 4. Come by and get a sticker for a chance to win tickets to Mumford and Sons live at our Smirnoff SoundScape!
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May 6, 2019 21:05
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"OH YEAH YOU'RE LISTENING TO THE SMASH *sounds of glass breaking*. Hey Weev, I've got something on my mind" *Sound drop: DANGER DANGER, RED ALERT* All together: "TRIGGER WARNING!" "Haha, yeah so what's with all these LESBIANS asking for RIGHTS. Look doll, just have some babies, shut your suckhole and *Sound drop: <unzipping sound>* *sound drop: OHHHHH YEAHHHH, <moans>*"
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May 6, 2019 21:09
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"That was Nirvana's RAPE ME on the Morning Schoolbus Ride here on 102.2 THE SNAP. Remember that our 2 hour NIRVANA NEW MUSIC WAVE starts every day at 4:00pm, bringing you BACK TO THE 90s!" "Up next, our weekly check in with JOE ROGAN, our fair and balanced life reporter. And make sure you stay tuned until 9am, for Adam Carolla's KIDS AND MINORITIES AM I RIGHT GUYS"
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May 6, 2019 21:13
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