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May 9, 2019 05:48
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- FactsAreUseless
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Gun Baby 2: Undeveloped Motor Kills
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May 9, 2019 07:13
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[in Raffi voice] Baby's got a gun / Her dog day's just begun [soothing ukulele music]
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May 9, 2019 07:15
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- Android Blues
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Murdered by ruthless criminals, science had the technology to bring Officer Bib Googa back... as a baby. Half baby, half cop, all cop. Babycop.
Car skids to a halt outside of a armed robbery in process. The criminals peer at the child-proofed vehicle with sudden concern. "poo poo, IT'S BABYCOP!" They open fire on the vehicle.
Babycop lays in his inverted child safety seat, hands groping for the keys in the ignition and watching them dance around. His gun sits on his chest.
Sir, programming the directives was very difficult. He lacks language skills. Even object permanence. He is waking up less in the middle of the night, though.
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May 9, 2019 11:28
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- Finger Prince
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Royal baby with a gun
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May 9, 2019 12:51
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- alnilam
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Police Chief: You've done it this time! I can't save your rear end, you're on your own. What were you thinking, shooting up the place like that? Internal affairs wants me to throw the book at you!
Baby Cop (clearly uncomfortable because he's teething): Da ba dah! Da buh dad-da! *cries*
Police Chief: I'm not your dad! There's no excuse! And I told you about chewing on your sidearm; it's against regulations...
Baby cop (still crying): Wah! WAHHH!
Police Chief: And wash yourself up! Someone did poopies in their diaper; you're out of control, and you're out of uniform!
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May 9, 2019 19:21
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- Rad-daddio
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pop pop pop, watching preschoolers drop
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May 9, 2019 19:23
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- FreshCutFries
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Ladies and gentlemen, babycop. Thank you.
lmao
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May 9, 2019 21:16
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*giant screen in front of live studio audience showing a diminutive infant at a targeting range. the neonate then proceeds to nail 7 of 10 targets arranged in front of him with a desert eagle magnum*
Man (celebrating ): Yeaah YEAH Maury, I TOLD you that ain't my baby
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May 9, 2019 21:35
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Murdered by ruthless criminals, science had the technology to bring Officer Bib Googa back... as a baby. Half baby, half cop, all cop. Babycop.
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May 9, 2019 21:39
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- google THIS
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Babycop plays with toy cars by leaving one perched right next to the track for hours at a time.
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May 9, 2019 21:52
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All joking aside, if you give your baby a gun, a tragedy may occur, so please be careful when you do it.
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May 9, 2019 23:02
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man in chair in interrogation room: "what is this, good cop, baby cop?"
good cop: "you're drat right it is. now you can talk to me, or you can talk to the baby that's teething on the handle of that pistol. i'll give you until the time it takes for him to gnaw on the trigger. Oh yeah, and he can't even speak english yet, so you make your choices, son."
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May 10, 2019 02:32
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- cda
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everyone talking about baby having a pistol, whatif baby has a shotgun, hunting rifle, even a minigun??? with a tri or bipod it's possible
Check this out: a baby with two guns, dual-wielding John Woo style
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May 10, 2019 03:21
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- Stoner Sloth
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Check this out: a baby with two guns, dual-wielding John Woo style
Woah.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 10, 2019 03:25
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- FreshCutFries
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I saw the baby twist it's arm when firing, to absorb the recoil. let it know that's more of a revolver technique. kids...
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May 10, 2019 03:31
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nvm
kalel fucked around with this message at 13:15 on May 10, 2019
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May 10, 2019 13:04
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- kalel
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25ft tall bi-pedal mecha baby lowering his dual gauss cannon barrels at your face: "Waah"
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May 10, 2019 13:05
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- Stoner Sloth
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baby hobo with a shotgun, never worn
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 10, 2019 13:16
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- google THIS
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You ever see a baby get in a gun fight? There's a reason for that: They never lose.
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May 10, 2019 14:20
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- google THIS
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You fear for the safety of a baby with a gun? You fool. Fear for yourself.
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May 10, 2019 14:21
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- google THIS
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I do not chew on my gun with my mouth. He who chews with his mouth has forgotten the face of his da-da. I chew with my heart.
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May 10, 2019 14:24
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May 5, 2024 15:02
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- Farecoal
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There he go
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drat, typical elitist academy
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May 10, 2019 14:40
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