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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Trying to leverage being a shoulder to cry on to see if I can hook up with my wife.
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May 22, 2019 04:17
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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bahn mi wife: all this fuss over lil ol me omg
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May 22, 2019 04:21
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Trying to leverage being a shoulder to cry on to see if I can hook up with my wife.
Time to neg the wife
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May 22, 2019 14:26
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- King of Bees
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Giving my wife tips to meet a new boyfriend: Tell him about my nerf gun collection. Maybe we could play?
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May 23, 2019 03:42
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- Stoner Sloth
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Wife boyfriend broke up with her and we're going to spend the evening crying and watching sad movies.
Wife boyfriend got dumped, we were going to spend the evening crying and watching sad movies but then wife shows up with new boyfriend.
We shoot each other a knowing look... this guy's even cooler!
   
       
  
 
   
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May 23, 2019 04:14
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- Homo Simpson
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by Smythe
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Wife boyfriend broke up with her and we're going to spend the evening crying and watching sad movies.
lmao
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May 23, 2019 13:45
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- Homo Simpson
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by Smythe
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Trying to leverage being a shoulder to cry on to see if I can hook up with my wife.
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May 23, 2019 13:48
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- Spiderjelly
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Sign of evil.
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I mean, he may have a dong like a summer sausage, but I could toooooooootally beat him at chess
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May 23, 2019 15:33
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- google THIS
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She says I'm not only her spouse but also her best friend. Bet she never tells him that.
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May 23, 2019 15:46
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- google THIS
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(Sitting on the couch in my underwear unenthusiastically playing video games while they hit the town) This is fine.
(Turning on my noise machine to drown out the constant squeaking of the bed in the next room as I try to sleep on that same couch) I'm good.
(Unloading the groceries and finding a box of tampons and a bottle of Windex in the same bag) Aaahhh, why?? WHY??? WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!
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May 23, 2019 15:51
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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(Sitting on the couch in my underwear unenthusiastically playing video games while they hit the town) This is fine.
(Turning on my noise machine to drown out the constant squeaking of the bed in the next room as I try to sleep on that same couch) I'm good.
(Unloading the groceries and finding a box of tampons and a bottle of Windex in the same bag) Aaahhh, why?? WHY??? WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!
spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot
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May 23, 2019 15:55
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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Confused by the people in this thread who think it's shameful for a wife to have a boyfriend, or that the husband would have any problems with it. In my opinion what was funny about the original premise is that it's really nerve wracking to meet someone who is important to someone you love for the first time, like your child's first serious significant other, or your girlfriend's parents, or your wife's boyfriend and what's funny about that is that the only connection you have to them is a weird thing you don't want to bring up like "so you're having sex with my son, eh?" or "I'm loving your daughter" or "we both have sex with the same woman, who is my wife."
Instead you have to make small talk and you have to get along with them. Personally, I think a man who loves his wife enough to be cool with her having a boyfriend is cool and probably the kind of conscientious compassionate type who would look the boyfriend up on social media and make some notes about what sorts of things they've "liked" so he would have things to talk about the first time he's meeting the boyfriend. Maybe listen to a few songs from his favorite band so he can casually drop a reference in conversation. Stuff like that, to grease the wheels, so to speak.
Also another misconception is that the boyfriend is going to be some sort of super hunk. In my experience women have a "type" so if the husband is a nerd the boyfriend is probably a nerd too. Maybe even more of a nerd because he's not married and has to sleep with a married woman. So in my personal opinion, in these types of scenarios, its the boyfriend who is a total loser who should just gently caress off and die of shame and the husband who is really good at sex and committed to fulfilling his wife in every way, and the wife is just a beautiful free spirit who probably took pity on what a complete failure the boyfriend is, and she'll realize that as soon as she sees us interacting and notes how I can talk fluently on a number of subjects of interest to all while he's standing there answering in monosyllables and darting glances towards the bedroom door like a jackass. In cargo pants for and vibrams god's sake.
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May 23, 2019 16:42
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- Android Blues
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(Sitting on the couch in my underwear unenthusiastically playing video games while they hit the town) This is fine.
(Turning on my noise machine to drown out the constant squeaking of the bed in the next room as I try to sleep on that same couch) I'm good.
(Unloading the groceries and finding a box of tampons and a bottle of Windex in the same bag) Aaahhh, why?? WHY??? WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!
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May 23, 2019 16:42
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- Randy Travesty
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PHANTOM QUEEN
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Confused by the people in this thread who think it's shameful for a wife to have a boyfriend, or that the husband would have any problems with it. In my opinion what was funny about the original premise is that it's really nerve wracking to meet someone who is important to someone you love for the first time, like your child's first serious significant other, or your girlfriend's parents, or your wife's boyfriend and what's funny about that is that the only connection you have to them is a weird thing you don't want to bring up like "so you're having sex with my son, eh?" or "I'm loving your daughter" or "we both have sex with the same woman, who is my wife."
Instead you have to make small talk and you have to get along with them. Personally, I think a man who loves his wife enough to be cool with her having a boyfriend is cool and probably the kind of conscientious compassionate type who would look the boyfriend up on social media and make some notes about what sorts of things they've "liked" so he would have things to talk about the first time he's meeting the boyfriend. Maybe listen to a few songs from his favorite band so he can casually drop a reference in conversation. Stuff like that, to grease the wheels, so to speak.
Also another misconception is that the boyfriend is going to be some sort of super hunk. In my experience women have a "type" so if the husband is a nerd the boyfriend is probably a nerd too. Maybe even more of a nerd because he's not married and has to sleep with a married woman. So in my personal opinion, in these types of scenarios, its the boyfriend who is a total loser who should just gently caress off and die of shame and the husband who is really good at sex and committed to fulfilling his wife in every way, and the wife is just a beautiful free spirit who probably took pity on what a complete failure the boyfriend is, and she'll realize that as soon as she sees us interacting and notes how I can talk fluently on a number of subjects of interest to all while he's standing there answering in monosyllables and darting glances towards the bedroom door like a jackass. In cargo pants for and vibrams god's sake.
lmao
   
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May 23, 2019 17:06
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- vanisher
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Honey... Who is Jake in your phone and what are all these messages?
"Oh god"
Wait, are you having sex with him? And you were trying to hide it? Why would you cheat me out of a new friend.
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May 23, 2019 17:17
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- Spiderjelly
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Sign of evil.
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I don't mind sleeping in this treehouse tonight while he's over, really. It's covered in poison ivy and exposed to howling winds of shame, but I love her, and this is what she wants.
*pair of humping lovebugs fly up your nose*
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May 23, 2019 17:36
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- Stoner Sloth
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(Sitting on the couch in my underwear unenthusiastically playing video games while they hit the town) This is fine.
(Turning on my noise machine to drown out the constant squeaking of the bed in the next room as I try to sleep on that same couch) I'm good.
(Unloading the groceries and finding a box of tampons and a bottle of Windex in the same bag) Aaahhh, why?? WHY??? WHY AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH?!
Confused by the people in this thread who think it's shameful for a wife to have a boyfriend, or that the husband would have any problems with it. In my opinion what was funny about the original premise is that it's really nerve wracking to meet someone who is important to someone you love for the first time, like your child's first serious significant other, or your girlfriend's parents, or your wife's boyfriend and what's funny about that is that the only connection you have to them is a weird thing you don't want to bring up like "so you're having sex with my son, eh?" or "I'm loving your daughter" or "we both have sex with the same woman, who is my wife."
Instead you have to make small talk and you have to get along with them. Personally, I think a man who loves his wife enough to be cool with her having a boyfriend is cool and probably the kind of conscientious compassionate type who would look the boyfriend up on social media and make some notes about what sorts of things they've "liked" so he would have things to talk about the first time he's meeting the boyfriend. Maybe listen to a few songs from his favorite band so he can casually drop a reference in conversation. Stuff like that, to grease the wheels, so to speak.
Also another misconception is that the boyfriend is going to be some sort of super hunk. In my experience women have a "type" so if the husband is a nerd the boyfriend is probably a nerd too. Maybe even more of a nerd because he's not married and has to sleep with a married woman. So in my personal opinion, in these types of scenarios, its the boyfriend who is a total loser who should just gently caress off and die of shame and the husband who is really good at sex and committed to fulfilling his wife in every way, and the wife is just a beautiful free spirit who probably took pity on what a complete failure the boyfriend is, and she'll realize that as soon as she sees us interacting and notes how I can talk fluently on a number of subjects of interest to all while he's standing there answering in monosyllables and darting glances towards the bedroom door like a jackass. In cargo pants for and vibrams god's sake.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 23, 2019 17:52
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- mactheknife
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THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
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Why go out for burgers when you have steak at home and the steak also has a burger.
why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free, and also the milkman
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May 23, 2019 18:22
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- FutonForensic
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i'd also like to criticize the portayal of wife's boyfriend as a superior or dominant lover. wife's boyfriend is husband's apprentice. you need to nurture wife's boyfriend. teach wife's boyfriend to not make lemonface like a chump when eating out wife
 
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May 23, 2019 21:03
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- FutonForensic
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forcefeeding my wife's boyfriend week-old cantaloupe so he can become a stoic cunnilinger
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May 23, 2019 21:27
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- alnilam
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forcefeeding my wife's boyfriend week-old cantaloupe so he can become a stoic cunnilinger
lol
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May 23, 2019 22:17
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by Hand Knit
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forcefeeding my wife's boyfriend week-old cantaloupe so he can become a stoic cunnilinger
hahaha
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May 23, 2019 22:51
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- mactheknife
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THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
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forcefeeding my wife's boyfriend week-old cantaloupe so he can become a stoic cunnilinger
lollll
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May 23, 2019 23:53
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- Android Blues
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i'd also like to criticize the portayal of wife's boyfriend as a superior or dominant lover. wife's boyfriend is husband's apprentice. you need to nurture wife's boyfriend. teach wife's boyfriend to not make lemonface like a chump when eating out wife
forcefeeding my wife's boyfriend week-old cantaloupe so he can become a stoic cunnilinger
lol
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May 24, 2019 09:39
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- Stoner Sloth
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why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free, and also the milkman
i'd also like to criticize the portayal of wife's boyfriend as a superior or dominant lover. wife's boyfriend is husband's apprentice. you need to nurture wife's boyfriend. teach wife's boyfriend to not make lemonface like a chump when eating out wife
forcefeeding my wife's boyfriend week-old cantaloupe so he can become a stoic cunnilinger
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 24, 2019 09:44
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Me: Hold on, dear. This isn't your boyfriend at the front door, it's just a full-length standing mirror sitting on our porch. Hey wai
Wife's bf: (stepping out from behind the mirror) Yeah, sorry about that. We got a little rowdy the other day and broke your other one, so I brought a replacement!
Lol
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Jun 1, 2019 16:20
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- Space Taxi
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*arguing with my wife*
Me: Just wait until Vince gets here. I bet he doesn't think I spend too much on coffee.
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Jun 2, 2019 02:50
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- mactheknife
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THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
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car needs an oil change, gonna give Derek a call to help me out
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Jun 2, 2019 21:56
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- Korean Boomhauer
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power move: marry the wifes boyfriend
 
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May 8, 2024 02:30
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Ex-wife's boyfriend's (current husband's) girlfriend (ex-wife) is coming over.
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