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Meeting new people is difficult for me because of social anxiety, but it's even more difficult when the only topic I really know anything about - how I am the only one having sex with my wife - is off the table.
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we're all having a good time, sitting on the floor. suddenly chet comes in.
"wife's boyfriend comin'!"
we drop our gamecube controllers and scatter. pizza on paper plates and bottles of cheerwine go flying. I cower under the greasy pizza box, pretending I'm solid snake to feel brave. It's no use; my wife's boyfriend greets me immediately. "Hey Dillon, I just got my Hyundai Elantra waxed. I'm going to give your wife a ride over to Applebees, wanna come with?" I internally make the MGS guard alert sound
ahahahaaa
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May 9, 2019 19:54
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Can't believe I forgot my wife's boyfriend's name right when we were meeting. So embarrassing. He was like "Hey Doug, Cindy's told me lots of great things about you" and all I could respond was "Heyyy.... You." I know his name. I see it in his text messages all the time, but I was drawing a complete blank. Guess I'm just a spaz like that.
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May 9, 2019 21:38
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he scribbles this down in his notepad, nodding
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May 14, 2019 11:17
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It's nice for my wife's boyfriend to meet me once a week to talk to me. Having to pay him is a little weird but I guess it's part of the kink. My problem though is, I think he's neglecting my wife. I never see them together.
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May 14, 2019 11:21
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Trying to leverage being a shoulder to cry on to see if I can hook up with my wife.
Time to neg the wife
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May 22, 2019 14:26
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Confused by the people in this thread who think it's shameful for a wife to have a boyfriend, or that the husband would have any problems with it. In my opinion what was funny about the original premise is that it's really nerve wracking to meet someone who is important to someone you love for the first time, like your child's first serious significant other, or your girlfriend's parents, or your wife's boyfriend and what's funny about that is that the only connection you have to them is a weird thing you don't want to bring up like "so you're having sex with my son, eh?" or "I'm loving your daughter" or "we both have sex with the same woman, who is my wife."
Instead you have to make small talk and you have to get along with them. Personally, I think a man who loves his wife enough to be cool with her having a boyfriend is cool and probably the kind of conscientious compassionate type who would look the boyfriend up on social media and make some notes about what sorts of things they've "liked" so he would have things to talk about the first time he's meeting the boyfriend. Maybe listen to a few songs from his favorite band so he can casually drop a reference in conversation. Stuff like that, to grease the wheels, so to speak.
Also another misconception is that the boyfriend is going to be some sort of super hunk. In my experience women have a "type" so if the husband is a nerd the boyfriend is probably a nerd too. Maybe even more of a nerd because he's not married and has to sleep with a married woman. So in my personal opinion, in these types of scenarios, its the boyfriend who is a total loser who should just gently caress off and die of shame and the husband who is really good at sex and committed to fulfilling his wife in every way, and the wife is just a beautiful free spirit who probably took pity on what a complete failure the boyfriend is, and she'll realize that as soon as she sees us interacting and notes how I can talk fluently on a number of subjects of interest to all while he's standing there answering in monosyllables and darting glances towards the bedroom door like a jackass. In cargo pants for and vibrams god's sake.
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May 23, 2019 16:42
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forcefeeding my wife's boyfriend week-old cantaloupe so he can become a stoic cunnilinger
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May 23, 2019 22:51
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Putting out the good China for wife's boyfriend
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Jun 5, 2019 04:24
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wife needs to get another boyfriend so we can do four player smash bros and mario kart
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All joking aside, there's no reason to believe that a wife's boyfriend will be more dominant than the husband. In fact, he's probably pretty nervous to meet his girlfriend's husband for the first time as well.
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