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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
if this cart is packed with anything but bullets im gonna be pissed

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

if this cart is packed with anything but bullets clockscocks im gonna be pissed

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Yeah it would be nice to not TPK 10 miles out of town. Ford that fucker.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Do they have any clocks on hand?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
We're loaded, and have great hunting and foraging skills. Take the ferry.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
How much bacon and coffee would 6.35 get us? We should run detailed cost vs risk analysis on every decision.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Yeah I agree, just pay the toll at any opportunity unless it's unreasonable. We have a couple thousand miles to go yet.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Can't wait until we think hemlock is queen anne lace

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Well SAINTS ALIVE.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Holy gently caress, why didn't we buy the rifle that was a foot taller than the shopkeep?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
See who's around.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Install an extra wagon axle now to absorb the damage that continuing down the hill will cause.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Father and his girl, both are heading west. Tie the boy and the horses, then use the skills of the wolf. Don't use bullets, get close enough you can use your knife.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
I'm seeing a disturbing lack of laudanum and extra clocks

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
steinrokkan kramers into the thread to make more sweeping generalizations about Americans. What do we do?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Shoot him.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
How much longer until we get to Shaggy Butte?

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

GrandmaParty posted:

I'll bury you

Oooh, what will you use to get us, skeleton power? :jerkbag:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Epicurius posted:

Wyatt Earp, of OK Corral fame, spent his last years as a consultant in Hollywood on Western movies, and trying to get a movie of his life made.

Laura Ingalls Wilder, of Little House fame, lived long enough to watch Elvis Presley on Ed Sullivan. Her daughter lived long enough to write pro-Vietnam war articles.

John Tyler, President of the US who was born in 1790, has two living grandsons.

The past isn't always as long ago as you think.

Cleopatra was born closer to the founding of Pizza Hut than she was to the pyramids being built

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Lock the wheels. It can't fail twice in a row can it?

:xcom:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Black Robe posted:

We should try and speedrun the game now we're so good at it. Travel at top speed, slide down every hill, take every shortcut.

:emptyquote:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Mechanical Ape posted:

Sacrifice a cow to Chalana Arroy.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

NewMars posted:

No, you fools, chalana arroy is the one you don't sacrifice cows to.


We should sacrifice all our clocks to her instead.

Keep talking poo poo, you better watch your tula during Fire Season, bitch.

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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Welcome to "Blasted Worthless Plains City"! We ain't got nuthin'!

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