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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Gonna be real awkward when Cap'n Freedman has to turn away at the Oregon border.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Slaan posted:

Avoid the Mormons, go to Ft Hall

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Clear the path We mustn't linger a moment more than necessary, lest we exhaust the laudanum supply.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Vavrek posted:

Look around for another path? Clearing rocks sounds like a ton of work.

You know who ELSE tried to find another pass? That's right, Hilter! the Donner Party!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Take the cutoff We gotta make up the time we lost being defeated by rocks.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Vavrek posted:

don't we completely lack good water vessels?

We have 9 oxen! :v:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Write "peperony and chease" into the diary

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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UED Special Ops posted:

Use ropes or chains.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Vavrek posted:



Why is whiskey so cheap and why aren't you buying all of it?


We're getting to the point in history where basically anyone with a farm and a grain surplus can and will distill it all into very potent alcohol. This plus no quality control or licensing means supply is high and prices are low.

Combine that fact with plenty of misery and you'll get why everyone in America at this time was pretty much constantly drunk.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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chitoryu12 posted:

Though it's important to note that whiskey is only "cheap" because we're pretty rich right now. The average wage of a farmhand in 1850 with room and board provided was $7 to $15 a month (or a gigantic $60 a month in California), so we're carrying around more money than an average American would see in 5 or 6 years.

True, that was a major reason for the gold rush. You had the potential to make decades of wages in a couple weeks of work.

To add some more numbers to the conversation, in 1850 the per capita consumption of alcohol in the US was about 8 liters of ethanol. Almost all of that was spirits of some kind. We're at similar levels now, but a lot more of it comes from beer

https://ourworldindata.org/alcohol-consumption

paragon1 fucked around with this message at 21:11 on May 24, 2019

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Caulk and float

We mustn't risk the whiskey!

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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SatansOnion posted:

lol if you make your coffee with water like a pleb, real pioneers just stir some fresh-ground beans into our breakfast whiskey before roping and chaining our way over every mountain in sight

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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I've never really understood how the going down hills stuff was resolved. Also the penalty for your wagon tipping while ascending and descending doesn't make a whole lot of sense to me. You lose a bunch of stuff, which makes sense with rivers because it could all be ruined by moisture or get swept down stream or fall out of sight. But with a mountain trail shouldn't you be able to just like, pick it all up?

Ropes and chains I guess.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Anything that leaves the wagon is lost to us forever. And it would be wrong to subject even the degenerates of Northern California to naked goons.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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...California Trail

Goodguy3 posted:

I meant spare clothes! :colbert:

Hastings meant for no one to get cannibalized, but that ain't what happened now is it. :v:

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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megane posted:

Caulk and float never fails. It can only be failed.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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At least we have whiskey.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Literally no one in this time period thinks a concussion means jack poo poo. Continue as usual

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Immobilize that joint Can't sprain what you can't move.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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If he dies, he dies.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Immobilize the joint Do this every time I don't care if the caravan becomes unable to move.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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We must propitiate The Dread God Ahrrengee.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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UED Special Ops posted:

Increase Fluid Intake. No slowing down, just chug more water, coffee, and whisky.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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:rip: It's in God's hands now. Continue on as usual.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Walk it off

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Ford that sucker

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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An angel visits our fever stricken pioneers, half their limbs immobilized to treat sprains, and tells them to use ropes and chains.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Walk it off

I'd say take a salt tablet but apparently we are out of salt.

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Pierzak posted:

The plants or the people?

u gotta save people for the mountains

paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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Found it buried under a post, obviously.

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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

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