Dysentery Dissertations - Let's Play (And Learn About!) Oregon Trail 5

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Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Do you start out in Illinois in May, 1846? I'm asking for... reasons.

Regalingualius fucked around with this message at 23:12 on May 10, 2019

# ¿ May 10, 2019 23:08

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:16

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

chitoryu12 posted:

I�m pretty sure the game actually creates the historic snowstorm if you take the same route at the same time.

You know what they say: There's no party like a Donner Party! May, 1846.

# ¿ May 11, 2019 01:26

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

I�m going to suggest we get the true OT experience, and pick the skills that seem least likely to get everyone (or anyone) in our party to the end.

Spanish (10), Musical (10), Botany (20), Carpentry (40), Blacksmithing (40).

If the party dies, at least they�ll leave a kickass wagon behind (assuming it doesn�t sink in a river, of course).

# ¿ May 11, 2019 18:57

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

GrandmaParty posted:

How dare you. You know Grandma is a master of cooking

Cooking means more food, which means more of a chance (probably the best one, even) at surviving the trail.

Now siddown and eat your raw buffalo.

# ¿ May 11, 2019 19:22

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

lofi posted:

TLDR: Raw meat is the poo poo.

If it�s bleeding, it�s cleaning!

# ¿ May 11, 2019 19:41

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Nothing bad could possibly happen from fording the river.

# ¿ May 13, 2019 16:33

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

TheMcD posted:

Well, that sounds encouraging.

Should�ve eaten more raw meat.

# ¿ May 14, 2019 18:19

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

I don�t see how locking the wheels can end well.

Let�s do it!

# ¿ May 15, 2019 07:18

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

We need to make up for lost time RE: fording opportunities.

Three Rivers

# ¿ May 18, 2019 17:11

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Take the cutoff.

We�re making good time, sure, but we could be making it even better.

# ¿ May 19, 2019 20:26

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Slaan posted:

That buffalo meat will go bad soon enough

Agree

You just gotta add more salt to it.

Refuse and ford the river.

# ¿ May 20, 2019 05:24

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Meat bought with money might be cooked, though, which is an affront to all things natural.

# ¿ May 20, 2019 23:13

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

CirclMastr posted:

5 year olds can't drink whiskey (or can they?) so I say ford it.

They need to get weaned onto it ASAP if we can.

# ¿ May 25, 2019 09:31

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

You all say we�re making good time as it is, but you know who�s sucking up all of that gold at the end before we get there?

That�s right, people who got there even faster than us.

Take the cutoff.

# ¿ May 28, 2019 01:01

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Goodguy3 posted:

I'm interested in what the other travellers think of this. get advice

He who hesitates is lost!

Full steam ahead!

# ¿ May 31, 2019 20:02

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Throw out literally everything that isn�t whiskey.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 00:23

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

I said it at the start, and I�ll say it again.

We need a run starting May, 1846.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2019 07:40

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Did you just keep going in circles, too?

# ¿ Jun 5, 2019 22:58

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Booze never killed anyone.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 00:31

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

We March with God at our side and our rear end hanging out of the wagon!

# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 03:50

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Throw more alcohol at the problem, then continue manifesting our destiny full-speed ahead.

# ¿ Jun 7, 2019 05:07

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Keep it all, eat the sunflowers if we can.

# ¿ Jun 9, 2019 23:09

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

All I know of Buttercups is that you really shouldn't confuse them for cups of butter. :v:

# ¿ Jun 10, 2019 03:47

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Last time was just a fluke.

Lock �em again!

# ¿ Jun 11, 2019 02:21

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Eopia posted:

I'm not sure anyone in this wagon would survive a trip through the desert so Three Crossings

That sounds like reason enough to go for the Deep Sand.

It really feels weird that we somehow still haven�t had anyone die by now.

# ¿ Jun 15, 2019 07:34

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Keep going. They can get more comfortable when we�re digging a shallow grave for them.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 07:56

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Red berries I can�t immediately identify? Eat C, too.

# ¿ Jun 26, 2019 18:04

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Just go as-is. We�ve already sated whatever bloodthirsty deity is out there with the life of one of us, so that should make us good in their books for the rest of the journey.

# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 05:10

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

Or perhaps your party was visited by a UFO in the 1800s? :v:

# ¿ Jun 30, 2019 23:40

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

PetraCore posted:

Pick them all and let God sort us out.

# ¿ Jul 2, 2019 17:30

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# ¿ May 14, 2024 03:16

Regalingualius: Jan 7, 2012; We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.

What is the difference between caulking vs. fording?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2019 04:32

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