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cda

by Hand Knit
mustve been one of those "heavy flow" months

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


wish I had a bf to watch me pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

beer gas canister

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
i buy my gf's blue liquid for her sometimes and i dont even mind the looks i get at the checkout :colbert:

Manifisto


wish I had some blue fluid so a tampon could watch my gf 1x/month

take the moon

by sebmojo
wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

take the moon fucked around with this message at 18:00 on May 12, 2019

Farecoal

There he go

BYOBot posted:

wish I had a gf so I could watch her pour blue fluid on a hot pizza and her tits popping out.

This video of my ex girlfriend giving me the finger for being too drunk to buy her some drinks was her best in a few years for me.

cda

by Hand Knit

Manifisto posted:

wish I had some blue fluid so a tampon could watch my gf 1x/month

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


wish I had a tampon so my blue fluid would pour out on it this 1x/month

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
honest tampon company: we have a message here that many people can both find humor in and identify with, promoting our brand
sickos: wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

google THIS

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

Rad-daddio
and here I am just trying to find a source to buy the blue fluid from



Android Blues

wish i hhad a gf starting the mirena coil so i could watch her pour small amounts of blue fluid on a tampon in irregular intervals 30x/month

beer gas canister

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
wish i blew my tampon fluid on a gf. 99x/month

Manifisto


join me on bluefluidgf.net

similar but distinct experience available at bluefluidgf.gov


ty nesamdoom!

Slush Garbo

FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

google THIS posted:

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


google THIS posted:

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

FluffieDuckie

Android Blues posted:

wish i hhad a gf starting the mirena coil so i could watch her pour small amounts of blue fluid on a tampon in irregular intervals 30x/month


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I started pouring blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month and now I'm a girl?

Manifisto


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I started pouring blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month and now I'm a girl?

you cracked the code

take the moon

by sebmojo

Android Blues posted:

wish i hhad a gf starting the mirena coil so i could watch her pour small amounts of blue fluid on a tampon in irregular intervals 30x/month

haha

take the moon

by sebmojo
wish I had a blue fluid gf so I could watch her declare war on my tampon mecha gf 1x a month

alnilam

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month



ty manifisto

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
wish I had a tampon so I could watch my girlfriend pour blue fluid on it 1x/month

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Throwing tampons at the Blue Man Group in the hopes of getting a girlfriend for a month

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Finally got a girlfriend, bought the biggest box of tampons I could find and waited. When "that time of the month" arrived and no blue fluid was anywhere to be seen I started to get worried. But then, and I don't know how to say this, instead of pouring blue fluid on the tampon, she did something which, frankly, I couldn't possibly discuss in polite company.

Manifisto


WHAT BIG TAMPON DOESN"T WANT YOU TO KNOW: irl the fluid isn't blue, it's more of a blue-green


ty nesamdoom!

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


gf here, the blue fluid comes via DHL in unmarked packaging. check ur mail.

google THIS

Doctor: I'm sorry but it's terminal. You only have 10 days to live.

Guy on Death Bed: gf, where are you in your cycle?

(gf shakes her head sadly)

GODB: (sobs) Wish I had a month so I could watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x.

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

google THIS posted:

Doctor: I'm sorry but it's terminal. You only have 10 days to live.

Guy on Death Bed: gf, where are you in your cycle?

(gf shakes her head sadly)

GODB: (sobs) Wish I had a month so I could watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


google THIS posted:

Doctor: I'm sorry but it's terminal. You only have 10 days to live.

Guy on Death Bed: gf, where are you in your cycle?

(gf shakes her head sadly)

GODB: (sobs) Wish I had a month so I could watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x.

Android Blues

google THIS posted:

Doctor: I'm sorry but it's terminal. You only have 10 days to live.

Guy on Death Bed: gf, where are you in your cycle?

(gf shakes her head sadly)

GODB: (sobs) Wish I had a month so I could watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x.

sb hermit





doctor, I’m having dreams where I’m a blue fluid being poured onto a tampon 1x/month, what does it mean?

Stoner Sloth

el dorito posted:

doctor, I’m having dreams where I’m a blue fluid being poured onto a tampon 1x/month, what does it mean?

but doctor, i am girlfriend!







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Doctor: I'm sorry but it's terminal. You only have 10 days to live.

Guy on Death Bed: gf, where are you in your cycle?

(gf shakes her head sadly)

GODB: (sobs) Wish I had a month so I could watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x.



ty manifisto

alnilam

el dorito posted:

doctor, I’m having dreams where I’m a blue fluid being poured onto a tampon 1x/month, what does it mean?

Stoner Sloth posted:

but doctor, i am girlfriend!

lol



ty manifisto

FluffieDuckie

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Finally got a girlfriend, bought the biggest box of tampons I could find and waited. When "that time of the month" arrived and no blue fluid was anywhere to be seen I started to get worried. But then, and I don't know how to say this, instead of pouring blue fluid on the tampon, she did something which, frankly, I couldn't possibly discuss in polite company.


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

cda

by Hand Knit

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Finally got a girlfriend, bought the biggest box of tampons I could find and waited. When "that time of the month" arrived and no blue fluid was anywhere to be seen I started to get worried. But then, and I don't know how to say this, instead of pouring blue fluid on the tampon, she did something which, frankly, I couldn't possibly discuss in polite company.

lol

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take the moon

by sebmojo

google THIS posted:

Doctor: I'm sorry but it's terminal. You only have 10 days to live.

Guy on Death Bed: gf, where are you in your cycle?

(gf shakes her head sadly)

GODB: (sobs) Wish I had a month so I could watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x.

Stoner Sloth

Hell hath no fury, like a girlfriend prevented from pouring blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

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cda

by Hand Knit
It's been two months with no blue fluid.

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