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take the moon

by sebmojo

google THIS posted:

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

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Flavius Aetass
i've been playing along itt for a while now but i gotta break it to you

i've had a gf for years and she never let me watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon anyx/month

Flavius Aetass
lol j/k i watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

google THIS

Flavius Aetass posted:

lol j/k i watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

drat, whew, really had me going there for a sec

Farecoal

There he go
we have a progressive relationship, so we take turns pouring blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


My exgf never let me watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month but wanted to watch me pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month so we broke up

Flavius Aetass

hamjobs posted:

My exgf never let me watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month but wanted to watch me pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month so we broke up

which pocket was your blue handkerchief hanging out of when you met her

google THIS

GF: Guess what time of the month it is?

Me: Ohhh yeah

GF: (coquettishly reaches into a drawer and pulls out...a pad?!)

Me: :yikes:

Flavius Aetass
you pull out a maxipad and i call a taxi cab(d)!!

lol but

body is a dinosaur

Flavius Aetass posted:

i earned my blue wings :smugmrgw:

you demonstrated the superior absorbency and comfort of your brand of choice... on a plane :stare:

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Flavius Aetass posted:

which pocket was your blue handkerchief hanging out of when you met her

Left side, yes, that's the Crip side

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


hamjobs posted:

Left side, yes, that's the Crip side

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


My right back pocket always has a small container of ob brand regular flow tampons in case I met someone who might wanna me to pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month for them, and share in that joy, with me

Flavius Aetass
my mom went to jail for pouring blue fluid on a tampon 2x/month when i was little and i still miss her even though i know what she did was really bad

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Flavius Aetass posted:

my mom went to jail for pouring blue fluid on a tampon 2x/month when i was little and i still miss her even though i know what she did was really bad

wow, that's awful, the criminalization of pouring blue fluid as many times a month as you want, need or can most stop

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