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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I started pouring blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month and now I'm a girl?

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Finally got a girlfriend, bought the biggest box of tampons I could find and waited. When "that time of the month" arrived and no blue fluid was anywhere to be seen I started to get worried. But then, and I don't know how to say this, instead of pouring blue fluid on the tampon, she did something which, frankly, I couldn't possibly discuss in polite company.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


my wife hates that I watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month. women, amirite?

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


You nerds don't actually have a gf, because if you did you'd know that the girl pees on the tampon and if it turns blue, that means she's pregnant.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


hamjobs posted:

Left side, yes, that's the Crip side

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