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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


wish I had a bf to watch me pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


wish I had a tampon so my blue fluid would pour out on it this 1x/month

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


google THIS posted:

wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


gf here, the blue fluid comes via DHL in unmarked packaging. check ur mail.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


google THIS posted:

Doctor: I'm sorry but it's terminal. You only have 10 days to live.

Guy on Death Bed: gf, where are you in your cycle?

(gf shakes her head sadly)

GODB: (sobs) Wish I had a month so I could watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x.

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Buying a lot of windshield wiper fluid at the store so my bf doesn't realize I missed my 1x/month 3x/year

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Twenty Four posted:

going to the store and buying tampons once a month to make the cashier think I have a girlfriend

incredible

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


wish I had a gf so I could debate whether or not it's a human right to pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


My exgf never let me watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month but wanted to watch me pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month so we broke up

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


Flavius Aetass posted:

which pocket was your blue handkerchief hanging out of when you met her

Left side, yes, that's the Crip side

Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


My right back pocket always has a small container of ob brand regular flow tampons in case I met someone who might wanna me to pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month for them, and share in that joy, with me

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Randy Travesty

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Flavius Aetass posted:

my mom went to jail for pouring blue fluid on a tampon 2x/month when i was little and i still miss her even though i know what she did was really bad

wow, that's awful, the criminalization of pouring blue fluid as many times a month as you want, need or can most stop

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