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wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

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Doctor: I'm sorry but it's terminal. You only have 10 days to live.

Guy on Death Bed: gf, where are you in your cycle?

(gf shakes her head sadly)

GODB: (sobs) Wish I had a month so I could watch my gf pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x.

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beer pal posted:

whats up everybody. just popping in to say i wish i had a gf so i could watch her pour blue flui on a tampon 1x/month

:hf:

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A dystopian future where all the gf's must battle in an arena to earn their 1x/monthly blue fluid ration.

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Go to use the urinal and not only is it full of blue fluid but it even has a congealed disc of blue fluid sitting in it. Nudge the guy next to me, "We warned them this would happen."

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Flavius Aetass posted:

lol j/k i watch her pour blue fluid on a tampon 1x/month

drat, whew, really had me going there for a sec

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GF: Guess what time of the month it is?

Me: Ohhh yeah

GF: (coquettishly reaches into a drawer and pulls out...a pad?!)

Me: :yikes:

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