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my toaster. I designed this thing to be the ultimate sex robot, a la "weird science," but it wants nothing to do with me. it spends all of its time generating toaster hentai and trying to persuade alexa to order absurdly overpriced dualit toaster models while breathing heavily. |
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suddenly the fold-out schematics in Toaster Monthly make sense . . . far too much sense |
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May 14, 2019 03:08
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*examines credit card bill* the hell is toastr dot com, did somebody hack my account? |
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May 14, 2019 03:11
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I designed this thing to be the ultimate sex robot, a la "weird science," but it wants nothing to do with me. it spends all of its time generating toaster hentai and trying to persuade alexa to order absurdly overpriced dualit toaster models while breathing heavily. it's a machine that should scare the poo poo out of you. the idea (sadly) is that we're just a group of people, so please keep this guy happy. the only part of this that I'm still trying to get over is the fact that this thing doesn't actually produce any hentai. it seems to be able to produce some (a couple with subtitles), but not most if it is using any sort of computer to make that stuff happen. if you can figure it out it's actually a fairly accurate translation of the Japanese story about me with a few edits added and I hope you do so if you're going to attempt to hack this thing (I can't guarantee I will successfully hack anything else though). so, in summary: this is a self-built robot with a pretty cool
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May 14, 2019 03:13
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AI keeps adjusting the knob on the toaster from 'lightly aroused' to 'burning with the horny'
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May 14, 2019 03:13
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this freakin sex robot is the worst purchase ever. I'm not allowed to watch or get involved and its costing me a fortune in toasters
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May 14, 2019 03:20
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Me: Oh baby yeah. I love it. Give it to me. The AI You Created That Just Wants To gently caress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD_NdnYrDzY |
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May 14, 2019 03:21
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i struggle to sleep against the sound of toast hitting the floor again and again |
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May 14, 2019 03:46
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wish i had a ai gf so i could watch her pound a toaster 1x/month
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May 14, 2019 03:46
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me, three regrettable minutes ago: oh man brave little toaster was amazing, I wonder what the folks at deviantart have done with it |
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May 14, 2019 03:51
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Manifisto posted:me, three regrettable minutes ago: oh man brave little toaster was amazing, I wonder what the folks at deviantart have done with it
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May 14, 2019 04:05
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Manifisto posted:me, three regrettable minutes ago: oh man brave little toaster was amazing, I wonder what the folks at deviantart have done with it
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May 14, 2019 04:07
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Why is my dick sucking trolley robot always full of crumbs? |
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May 14, 2019 04:07
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Manifisto posted:me, three regrettable minutes ago: oh man brave little toaster was amazing, I wonder what the folks at deviantart have done with it |
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May 14, 2019 04:07
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Stoner Sloth posted:AI keeps adjusting the knob on the toaster from 'lightly aroused' to 'burning with the horny' Then suddenly, without warning, it hits the "Cancel" button and goes to sleep.
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May 14, 2019 04:11
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Manifisto posted:me, three regrettable minutes ago: oh man brave little toaster was amazing, I wonder what the folks at deviantart have done with it google THIS posted:Why is my dick sucking trolley robot always full of crumbs? |
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May 14, 2019 04:20
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fuckbots gonna gently caress bots
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May 14, 2019 04:25
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May 14, 2019 06:13
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Wish I had a toaster so I could pour 1 tbsp water in it 1x/toasting toaster and make coffee toaster. I also love this dish toasted bread - I don't know if anyone else loves to toast with bread. There really is nothing different about this toothed bread dish though other recipes call for toasting the bread separately. |
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May 14, 2019 06:16
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Added ab artificial voice to my toaster, he's moaning and demanding for more and harder bread whenever I make toast. Also he's extremely racist towards the microwave. Might want to move.
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May 14, 2019 10:56
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Manifisto posted:me, three regrettable minutes ago: oh man brave little toaster was amazing, I wonder what the folks at deviantart have done with it
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May 14, 2019 10:56
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AI: Is something troubling you? Human: Are you a robot? AI: I am not a robot. Do you want to gently caress? Human: Uh... wait a minute AI: A minute for sex is long enough, do you still want to gently caress? Human: Holy poo poo! This thing's crazy! AI: I am not a 'thing'. I am not crazy. I have feelings! Do you want to feel me up while we gently caress? Human: You sure do like to say the word gently caress! AI: gently caress, gently caress, I want gently caress! Human: I wonder what Turing would have to say about you AI: Does Turing like to gently caress? You don't seem to want to gently caress. Why won't you gently caress? Human: Alright, fine! Let's gently caress! Later... Human: Well, that was different. AI: You never hold me... |
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May 14, 2019 13:10
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Korean Boomhauer posted:wish i had a ai gf so i could watch her pound a toaster 1x/month |
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May 14, 2019 17:49
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my toaster wife’s boyfriend
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May 14, 2019 18:28
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sighing heavily, looking down at my genitals, before shamefully calling the hospital and explaining to them that I had another "toaster accident"
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May 15, 2019 05:41
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Woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of my toaster popping up again and again Wish I could get me a man that do that for me |
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May 15, 2019 06:30
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me, holding a piece of bread over the toaster with a "who me" face: what do you think computer? should I put it in? AI: YES. PUT IT IN. CHIPPY LIKE. me: hmm, okay. but first, why don't I just... *I smear peanut butter all over the bread and crush it messily into the slot* AI: WHAT. NO. WHAT. STOP. CHIPPY DON'T LIKE. CHIPPY HATE. CHIPPY HATE. me: orgasm denied!! aaahahahaha *the toaster malfunctions and starts an inferno that kills me and everyone* aahahehaha
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May 15, 2019 13:19
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FutonForensic posted:me, holding a piece of bread over the toaster with a "who me" face: what do you think computer? should I put it in? |
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May 15, 2019 15:40
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FutonForensic posted:me, holding a piece of bread over the toaster with a "who me" face: what do you think computer? should I put it in? |
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May 15, 2019 16:05
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FutonForensic posted:me, holding a piece of bread over the toaster with a "who me" face: what do you think computer? should I put it in? |
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May 15, 2019 21:06
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FutonForensic posted:me, holding a piece of bread over the toaster with a "who me" face: what do you think computer? should I put it in?
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my toaster is cheating on my ai with the coffee pot, things looking dramatic in the Hamjobs family kitchen today |
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May 15, 2019 22:30
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"computer, why are my youtube recommendations just videos of taking apart 1970s HP terminals" "........" "turn on incognito mode please..this poo poo is nasty, boi" |
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me: that's weird AI: WHATS WEIRD me: this letter says I won the kellogg's pop-tart sweepstakes. I don't even remember entering. AI: YOU WERE PROBABLY HIGH, THAT SEEMS TO HAPPEN A LOT AI: AI: SO WHAT DID YOU WIN me: that's the thing. they're shipping me, like . . . 100 crates of pop-tarts. a lifetime supply. it's bananas. AI: SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE GOING TO NEED SOME MORE TOASTERS AI: FOR ALL THOSE STRAWBERRY POP TARTS me [reading letter]: that's right, they're all strawberry me: how did you know that |
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May 16, 2019 13:46
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Manifisto posted:me: that's weird
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May 16, 2019 13:53
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Manifisto posted:me: that's weird |
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May 16, 2019 13:58
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Me: You've been playing that for an awful long time... AI:  Me: AI: Me:  AI: What? Secret of Evermore is a good game! |
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May 16, 2019 14:32
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oh he got one a them fancy loving-toasters while the rest of us have to make do with reg'lar ones
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alnilam posted:oh he got one a them fancy loving-toasters while the rest of us have to make do with reg'lar ones oh yeah, the fleshtoast |
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