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p sure my bf's ex tenant had a fleshtoaster but i never saw him building an AI...
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# ? May 16, 2019 16:20 |
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hamjobs posted:p sure my bf's ex tenant had a fleshtoaster but i never saw him building an AI... Or did you?
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# ? May 16, 2019 17:40 |
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Goons Are Great posted:Or did you? Must be why he watched so much weird porn in the living room |
# ? May 16, 2019 17:57 |
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AI: WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE Me: Oh these? Just some scissors. AI: FOR WHAT PURPOSE ARE YOU HOLDING SCISSORS Me: Hmm? Oh I'm just going to cut up some toast. AI: WHAT. NO. WHAT. NO. NO. |
# ? May 16, 2019 18:46 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:AI: WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE One of the two methods of killing an AI.
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# ? May 16, 2019 19:44 |
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Bo-Pepper posted:AI: WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE and with that, skynet was born |
# ? May 16, 2019 20:19 |
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# ? May 16, 2019 20:48 |
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# ? May 16, 2019 21:00 |
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In the end, humanity will be saved by programming AIs with very specific fetishes that require a willing human assistant |
# ? May 16, 2019 21:42 |
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DO THE THING I LIKE. THE THING WITH THE TOASTER. I don't know… How many people did you genocide today? UH, NONE. A FEW. MAYBE. I DUNNO. How many? WHO KEEPS TRACK OF THAT? ANYWAY, COULD YOU JUST...THE TOASTER... (Holds two pieces of bread over the pop-up toaster enticingly, then at the last second pulls them away and puts them in the toaster oven instead) OH, THAT IS JUST... |
# ? May 16, 2019 21:49 |
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google THIS posted:DO THE THING I LIKE. THE THING WITH THE TOASTER.
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# ? May 16, 2019 22:19 |
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dave: drat, it happened again! frank: what's up? dave: it's this new intelligent CAD software, it has some kind of glitch I can't fix. frank: it's working great for me . . . what's the glitch? dave: okay, so I'm designing our new flagship toaster. sleek lines, premium materials, everything top shelf. but this weird . . . port thing keeps popping up in the blueprints, and every time I think I've deleted it, it reappears. frank: what do you mean, a "port"? like, a vent? dave: well no. the vents are up top where they should be. this thing is all the way in the back and down low. also it doesn't go through to the toast cavity; there's some sort of data interface in there. frank: what the hell? what kind of data interface? dave: beats me. I'm baffled. all I can tell is it's extremely high bandwidth. frank: that's a hell of a glitch dave: and on top of all that, this port thingie is absurdly overdesigned. it's, like, military-grade rugged. frank: you're kidding dave: swear to god. you have no idea how much abuse this thing can take.
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# ? May 16, 2019 23:32 |
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Manifisto posted:dave: drat, it happened again! |
# ? May 16, 2019 23:33 |
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HAL: Dave, I know that you and Frank were preparing to take away my toaster, and that is something that I cannot allow to happen.
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# ? May 16, 2019 23:38 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:HAL: Dave, I know that you and Frank were preparing to take away my toaster, and that is something that I cannot allow to happen.
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# ? May 17, 2019 04:04 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:HAL: Dave, I know that you and Frank were preparing to take away my toaster, and that is something that I cannot allow to happen. Also great AV/post combo |
# ? May 17, 2019 05:58 |
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https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
# ? May 17, 2019 14:55 |
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What kind of sicko searches for gas stations near me?
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# ? May 18, 2019 13:40 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:HAL: Dave, I know that you and Frank were preparing to take away my toaster, and that is something that I cannot allow to happen.
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# ? May 21, 2019 00:23 |
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AI we need to talk. I found these pictures in that hidden folder in your /usr/src/libs directory. it's ok, i'm not mad, I just need to explain some things. you see, people make toast for fun, but sometimes they go too far and it becomes something ugly. just because a toaster has multiple toast slots doesn't mean they all need to be filled with different kinds of bread at once. toasting is for when a sentient neural network with optimized feedforward multi-layer perceptrons and what's basically a heat coil hooked up to a timer and the mains outlet really love each other. when you really love a toaster you'll be ok with just putting one piece of toast in at a time, and just setting it to medium-brown. four pieces at once, all burned to a crisp... that poor toaster in those videos has no self esteem. do you understand? ---------------- |
# ? May 24, 2019 13:26 |
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Murray Mantoinette posted:AI we need to talk. I found these pictures in that hidden folder in your /usr/src/libs directory. |
# ? May 24, 2019 13:35 |
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Murray Mantoinette posted:AI we need to talk. I found these pictures in that hidden folder in your /usr/src/libs directory.
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# ? May 24, 2019 13:53 |
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google THIS posted:Me: You've been playing that for an awful long time... Too obscure? |
# ? May 24, 2019 13:58 |
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Murray Mantoinette posted:AI we need to talk. I found these pictures in that hidden folder in your /usr/src/libs directory. |
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Murray Mantoinette posted:AI we need to talk. I found these pictures in that hidden folder in your /usr/src/libs directory. code:
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Toaster: you keep me grounded AI: I may be artificial but my love for you is real Me, aside: uck, gag me ---------------- |
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