Murray Mantoinette posted:

AI we need to talk. I found these pictures in that hidden folder in your /usr/src/libs directory.

it's ok, i'm not mad, I just need to explain some things. you see, people make toast for fun, but sometimes they go too far and it becomes something ugly. just because a toaster has multiple toast slots doesn't mean they all need to be filled with different kinds of bread at once.

toasting is for when a sentient neural network with optimized feedforward multi-layer perceptrons and what's basically a heat coil hooked up to a timer and the mains outlet really love each other. when you really love a toaster you'll be ok with just putting one piece of toast in at a time, and just setting it to medium-brown. four pieces at once, all burned to a crisp... that poor toaster in those videos has no self esteem. do you understand?