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I designed this thing to be the ultimate sex robot, a la "weird science," but it wants nothing to do with me. it spends all of its time generating toaster hentai and trying to persuade alexa to order absurdly overpriced dualit toaster models while breathing heavily. it's a machine that should scare the poo poo out of you. the idea (sadly) is that we're just a group of people, so please keep this guy happy. the only part of this that I'm still trying to get over is the fact that this thing doesn't actually produce any hentai. it seems to be able to produce some (a couple with subtitles), but not most if it is using any sort of computer to make that stuff happen. if you can figure it out it's actually a fairly accurate translation of the Japanese story about me with a few edits added and I hope you do so if you're going to attempt to hack this thing (I can't guarantee I will successfully hack anything else though). so, in summary: this is a self-built robot with a pretty cool
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Manifisto posted:me, three regrettable minutes ago: oh man brave little toaster was amazing, I wonder what the folks at deviantart have done with it
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fuckbots gonna gently caress bots
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HAL: Dave, I know that you and Frank were preparing to take away my toaster, and that is something that I cannot allow to happen.
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