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Added ab artificial voice to my toaster, he's moaning and demanding for more and harder bread whenever I make toast. Also he's extremely racist towards the microwave.

Might want to move.


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Manifisto posted:

me, three regrettable minutes ago: oh man brave little toaster was amazing, I wonder what the folks at deviantart have done with it


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hamjobs posted:

p sure my bf's ex tenant had a fleshtoaster but i never saw him building an AI...

Or did you? :colbert:


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Bo-Pepper posted:

AI: WHAT DO YOU HAVE THERE

Me: Oh these? Just some scissors.

AI: FOR WHAT PURPOSE ARE YOU HOLDING SCISSORS

Me: Hmm? Oh I'm just going to cut up some toast.

AI: WHAT. NO. WHAT. NO. NO.

One of the two methods of killing an AI.


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google THIS posted:

DO THE THING I LIKE. THE THING WITH THE TOASTER.

I don't know… How many people did you genocide today?

UH, NONE. A FEW. MAYBE. I DUNNO.

How many?

WHO KEEPS TRACK OF THAT? ANYWAY, COULD YOU JUST...THE TOASTER...

(Holds two pieces of bread over the pop-up toaster enticingly, then at the last second pulls them away and puts them in the toaster oven instead)

OH, THAT IS JUST...


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