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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > the AI I created just wants to fuck
 
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndp93Wt_9bA

* # ¿ May 14, 2019 06:13
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 03:38
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Wish I had a toaster so I could pour 1 tbsp water in it 1x/toasting toaster and make coffee toaster.

I also love this dish toasted bread - I don't know if anyone else loves to toast with bread. There really is nothing different about this toothed bread dish though other recipes call for toasting the bread separately.

* # ¿ May 14, 2019 06:16
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 Woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of my toaster popping up again and again

Wish I could get me a man that do that for me

* # ¿ May 15, 2019 06:30
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

FutonForensic posted:

me, holding a piece of bread over the toaster with a "who me" face: what do you think computer? should I put it in?

AI: YES. PUT IT IN. CHIPPY LIKE.

me: hmm, okay. but first, why don't I just... *I smear peanut butter all over the bread and crush it messily into the slot*

AI: WHAT. NO. WHAT. STOP. CHIPPY DON'T LIKE. CHIPPY HATE. CHIPPY HATE.

me: orgasm denied!! aaahahahaha *the toaster malfunctions and starts an inferno that kills me and everyone* aahahehaha
* # ¿ May 15, 2019 21:06
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 my toaster is cheating on my ai with the coffee pot, things looking dramatic in the Hamjobs family kitchen today

* # ¿ May 15, 2019 22:30
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


 p sure my bf's ex tenant had a fleshtoaster but i never saw him building an AI...


* # ¿ May 16, 2019 16:20
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Goons Are Great posted:

Or did you? :colbert:

Must be why he watched so much weird porn in the living room

* # ¿ May 16, 2019 17:57
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 03:38
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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN

Manifisto posted:

dave: drat, it happened again!

frank: what's up?

dave: it's this new intelligent CAD software, it has some kind of glitch I can't fix.

frank: it's working great for me . . . what's the glitch?

dave: okay, so I'm designing our new flagship toaster. sleek lines, premium materials, everything top shelf. but this weird . . . port thing keeps popping up in the blueprints, and every time I think I've deleted it, it reappears.

frank: what do you mean, a "port"? like, a vent?

dave: well no. the vents are up top where they should be. this thing is all the way in the back and down low. also it doesn't go through to the toast cavity; there's some sort of data interface in there.

frank: what the hell? what kind of data interface?

dave: beats me. I'm baffled. all I can tell is it's extremely high bandwidth.

frank: that's a hell of a glitch

dave: and on top of all that, this port thingie is absurdly overdesigned. it's, like, military-grade rugged.

frank: you're kidding

dave: swear to god. you have no idea how much abuse this thing can take.
* # ¿ May 16, 2019 23:33
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