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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum - All This for a Puppy?
 
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I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT
Any previous use of "this movie has momentum" is literally null and void, because the way in which Parabellum starts is like shoving a carolina reaper through the middle of a Slayer CD, crushing it up with some speed, and injecting it through your urethra. Not even a Crank movie has started this quickly. Then, Parabellum has the iron-clad titanium balls to keep it going for two and a bit hours.

See it with an audience, be prepared to shout "hell yeah" an awful lot, it's good. I've got no idea how the gently caress they've kept up this quality for three movies.

Most "gently caress yeah moments" in descending order:
Glass-case-ageddon
"Slight armour upgrades?"
Dogs with jobs!
Dogs with jobs, biting dicks!
SWORD BIKES!
HORSE GUNS!
LIBRARIES ARE COOL AGAIN
THE RAID DUDES DOING SWORD STUFF
DOGS WITH JOBS DOING HIGH JUMP gently caress YEAH

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I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT

Snowman_McK posted:

Are the dogs okay? This is important.

I'm super loving keen for this. I missed the first in cinemas because i dismissed among the other taken cash ins (90s leading man doing action) and really regret. This looks loving incredible.

...........................................yeah the dogs are all healthy and are all very good boyes....................................

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I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT

LORD OF BOOTY posted:

OH MY GOD THAT WAS MAXIMUM DEREK!?
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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > John Wick Chapter 3: Parabellum - All This for a Puppy?