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Pity  .
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May 15, 2019 23:41
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i could probably run apple better than steve jobs at this point
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May 15, 2019 23:46
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don't like to be MAJOR, small and efficient will be quite good.
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May 16, 2019 00:35
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major company always heading to suck
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May 16, 2019 00:36
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VitoVan posted:major company always heading to suck maybe the small one is heading to suck as well, but in a very slow pace and far far away from that.
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May 16, 2019 00:38
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VitoVan posted:maybe the small one is heading to suck as well, but in a very slow pace and far far away from that. Interesting take—maybe the best approach is to keep companies small before they get too big?
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May 16, 2019 01:09
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Chill Callahan posted:Interesting take—maybe the best approach is to keep companies small before they get too big? I think we better keep it small, maybe count(employee) <= 42
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May 16, 2019 01:41
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if i were executive, i'd put all the employees in charge so yes op
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May 16, 2019 01:42
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I am a VP and run things quite well tyvm
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May 16, 2019 01:49
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sure lots of people really dislike me and avoid me at all costs but I can get them fired so it doesn't bother me
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May 16, 2019 01:50
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VitoVan posted:I think we better keep it small, maybe count(employee) <= 42 Haha a little bit of nerd humor 
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May 16, 2019 01:58
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i am CEO and president of a small startup known as Google. perchance uve heard of it
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May 16, 2019 02:15
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no
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May 16, 2019 02:48
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yes op I will run Facebook for 1/2 pay and then shut it down
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May 21, 2019 10:17
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I would fire everyone at google that doesn’t work on search, ads, Gmail, or maps.
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May 21, 2019 17:01
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ceos dont actually do anything, so yes.
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May 21, 2019 17:02
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I would make an iPhone with a big battery and non-slippery case, and a small one for whiny babies. no headphone jack though. I’d make a MacBook Pro with a non-lovely keyboard, no Touch Bar, and proper cooling. I would make a Mac Pro that is a large tower with lots of PCIe slots, storage slots, ram slots, and big cooling fans. it would not be made out of a 30 pound aluminum block. I would make a Mac mini that was cheap and had easy to access memory and storage to upgrade. see intel nuc for an example that this is possible. I would make an iMac with a desktop chipset and gpu and real cooling that isn’t so thin in the back for no reason. it would have easily upgradable storage and ram. I would fire everyone on the Siri team. I would fire eddy cue and raze his org. vote The Management for Apple’s next CEO
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May 21, 2019 17:19
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i would design a revolutionary system of vape pen batteries to make car go fast, then license it to someone who knows how to make cars
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May 21, 2019 17:21
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it's a pretty low bar https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1016443130017505280
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May 21, 2019 17:25
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May 22, 2019 03:05
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pity bump
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May 22, 2019 06:52
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put me in charge of apple, i can destroy steve's legacy faster than timb can
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May 22, 2019 07:09
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what, do you not?
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May 22, 2019 07:53
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VitoVan posted:major company always heading to suck are you sure that’s not course over ground and not heading
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May 22, 2019 07:54
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I reply to recruiters who contact me unsolicited to say that I’m only interested in VP to C level roles at this point in my career they’ve started to say things like “I’ll talk to the founders and see what they’re open to”
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May 22, 2019 07:56
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there are also the ones that get indignant and foot-stompy when I say I’m only interested in working for tech companies, not advertising companies
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May 22, 2019 07:58
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eschaton posted:there are also the ones that get indignant and foot-stompy when I say I’m only interested in working for tech companies, not advertising companies 
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May 22, 2019 09:37
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if I was CEO of Apple I would have the balls to say "thin is out, phat is in"
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May 22, 2019 10:02
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The Management posted:I would make an iPhone with a big battery and non-slippery case, and a small one for whiny babies. no headphone jack though. i will "under new management"
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May 22, 2019 10:04
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Apple has made lots of money so I would continue their good work and have the courage to put an octocore i9 and dedicated graphics into the new macbook air
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May 22, 2019 10:05
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Great idea! The 15" MacBook has to thermal throttle with its fans on max as it is. The 12" with a few extra cores and a discrete GPU should easily be able to outperform even the latest raspberry pi!
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May 22, 2019 12:09
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like what is so hard about the os bringing up some kind of window saying code:
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May 22, 2019 12:52
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i want a nanny state in both my technology and personal life. apple built a wall around the app store 10 years ago, and finally big government is catching up. (apple) tax me like the pay pig i am. oink oink.
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May 22, 2019 21:02
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I would take over HP and make their consumer computers have a proprietary PSU, storage interface and expansion slots. It’ll be user serviceable but the case will have ridiculous riser cards and razor sharp steel edges all over and you’ll have to order parts direct from us. I’d keep using Intel processors, but it’ll be all Itanium from here on out. I’ll update OpenVMS with a nice enough looking interface and minimum viable office suite to fool your parents and grandparents into buying one. I’ll burn through a ton of advertising money to run commercials on daytime OTA television and during NCIS, Jeopardy, and Wheel of Fortune that appeal to the worst qualities of boomers, like xenophobia and such to ensure this happens. These commercials will have elderly actors saying how easy it was for their grandson who is good at computers to set it up for them. I’ll use Foxconn exclusively except for a plant in Greenville, NC where people slap on the case badges so we can say it’s assembled in the USA, which you better believe will be on one of those case badges.
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May 22, 2019 21:39
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Having spent the last 4 days as the CEO of Netflix, I can say that I did great and it is very easy. I am tendering my resignation today to pursue an actual challenge.
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May 22, 2019 22:09
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Laslow posted:I would take over HP and make their consumer computers have a proprietary PSU, storage interface and expansion slots. Could you also take over HPE at the same time, and Keysight, and Agilent, and bring everything back together and make it not suck? And also start making good calculators again, thanks.
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May 22, 2019 22:20
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eschaton posted:Could you also take over HPE at the same time, and Keysight, and Agilent, and bring everything back together and make it not suck?
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May 22, 2019 22:32
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echinopsis posted:like what is so hard about the os bringing up some kind of window saying the rendering software i use lets me choose cpu usage/how many cores/threads i want used which is honestly one of the most useful settings of any software i use
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May 23, 2019 02:59
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Laslow posted:These commercials will have elderly actors saying how easy it was for their grandson who is good at computers to set it up for them. jesus fuckkkn christ
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