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Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

wesleywillis posted:

Some enterprising goon needs to start selling pigballs bumper stickers in SA mart.

I'll take two of them and 5 cents per unit sold as royalties for my awesome idea.

Someone should also make a mold of those nuts, and then start casting pig nuts.
They'd become more popular than truck nutzzz.

One dollar per unit sold for royalties on that one.

Don't try and get into the Truck Nuts game, you might have one of your competitors show up with a gun and try and kill you

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Ahem



peanut
Sep 9, 2007


bless you, bless the pig, bless the driver, bless us all

Gangringo
Jul 22, 2007

In the first age, in the first battle, when the shadows first lengthened, one sat.

He chose the path of perpetual contentment.

If you put the pig balls on your car you would need a giant red flag and a couple of those escort cars with flashing lights and "Oversized Load" signs.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


I untimg'd them for quote if that works

Fatrick posted:

Don't try and get into the Truck Nuts game, you might have one of your competitors show up with a gun and try and kill you

Humans haven''t made a gun big enough to hurt them balls. The memory and lols will live on.

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

nesamdoom posted:

Humans haven''t made a gun big enough to hurt them balls. The memory and lols will live on.

The balls will be fine, but you might get dead.

The story behind truck nuts is amazing

Cosmik Debris
Sep 12, 2006

The idea of a place being called "Chuck's Suck & Fuck" is, first of all, a little hard to believe
Guys my wife has been looking for some art to hang on the walls of our house, do you have any suggestions?

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Cosmik Debris posted:

Guys my wife has been looking for some art to hang on the walls of our house, do you have any suggestions?

You came to the right place my friend, let me check out the back

SavageMessiah
Jan 28, 2009

Emotionally drained and spookified

Toilet Rascal



DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic


Some things need to be posted more often.

:justpost:

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


it's a stressful night and the balls are there for me

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
North Stars for our hearts.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


saw a gif of a pig singing, but no huge balls. what a loser.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

nesamdoom posted:

saw a gif of a pig singing, but no huge balls. what a loser.


was just thinking i hadnt seen this pigs huge balls in a while. clicked last post and here they
are

peanut
Sep 9, 2007



I have been doing a lot of puzzles this week

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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peanut posted:

I have been doing a lot of puzzles this week

Hope you can see the big picture.

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Glad to see this pig's glorious balls back on the first page. It's where they belong.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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:blessed:

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


Late night pig balls, thank you. I'll sleep well tonight.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


:unsmith:

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic
So like how much silicone would I need to inject, excuse me…inflate my puny ball sack to get it to look like that?

Sticking my balls in the microwave for ball cancer growth a lá South Park can be substituted in your answer

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


DerekSmartymans posted:

So like how much silicone would I need to inject, excuse me…inflate my puny ball sack to get it to look like that?

Sticking my balls in the microwave for ball cancer growth a lá South Park can be substituted in your answer

I'm guessing 1-2 gallons per ball. I don't think us puny mortals are able to handle it though.

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

nesamdoom posted:

I'm guessing 1-2 gallons per ball. I don't think us puny mortals are able to handle it though.

I just don’t think I could shave that perfectly though; drat, just forget the whole thing!

Fatrick
Jul 19, 2003

*Jumping Peppers!* *Enjoy the Sauce!*

DerekSmartymans posted:

So like how much silicone would I need to inject, excuse me…inflate my puny ball sack to get it to look like that?

Sticking my balls in the microwave for ball cancer growth a lá South Park can be substituted in your answer

one of these per ball should suffice

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Proportionally, yeah, probably like a liter per nut. These balls really are quite impressive!

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Cactus Ghost posted:

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Yeah, no thanks. It was a joke post after reading about some poor Latina woman dying in Miami because some back alley "surgeon" inflated her butt with Home Depot-grade caulk. In case this was not obvious, I do not want to inflate my balls. As a student of Pig'shugeballs, it would be sackreligious anyway :)

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

to each their own (balls)

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Cactus Ghost posted:

to each their own (balls)

:lol: Read that as "Teach their own (balls)" and was like, "Teach their own (balls)...what?"

As a ball-wisdom student, I was looking forward to seeing this question expounded upon...

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

wesleywillis posted:

Some enterprising goon needs to start selling pigballs bumper stickers in SA mart.

I'll take two of them and 5 cents per unit sold as royalties for my awesome idea.

I'd buy 5-10 stickers minimum, and keep coming back for more, if they were like $5 each or less. A buck per sticker could go to some charity, like, say a pig/animal rescue place. Our treasured pig needs more public exposure, and I for one want to share the joy around. I'm sure y'all do too.

Edit: C'mon, entrepreneurial goon(s)! :pigsballs:

Edit2:

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 15:52 on Feb 22, 2024

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

DerekSmartymans posted:

... I do not want to inflate my balls. As a student of Pig'shugeballs, it would be sackreligious anyway :)

:golfclap:

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 17:47 on Feb 22, 2024

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Cactus Ghost posted:

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

mod challenge

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Look at this pig's huge balls: a big round smooth distended nutsack

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


BigBadSteve posted:

I'd buy 5-10 stickers minimum, and keep coming back for more, if they were like $5 each or less. A buck per sticker could go to some charity, like, say a pig/animal rescue place. Our treasured pig needs more public exposure, and I for one want to share the joy around. I'm sure y'all do too.

Edit: C'mon, entrepreneurial goon(s)! :pigsballs:

Edit2:



I think I'm on board with this. Let me chuck some bucks towards a good animal venture and I get to slap some stickers on stuff to show off the balls. Prob be a good thing to have a qr cornered to land on links to some places to give money and the spot to buy more stickers.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

nesamdoom posted:

I think I'm on board with this. Let me chuck some bucks towards a good animal venture and I get to slap some stickers on stuff to show off the balls. Prob be a good thing to have a qr cornered to land on links to some places to give money and the spot to buy more stickers.

A QR code sticker that's just a QR code to a link to order more stickers would be funny.



But yeah I'd kick in for a couple pigs balls stickers

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



Hey I haven't seen the pig balls on the front page recently, are they ok?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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AFewBricksShy posted:

Hey I haven't seen the pig balls on the front page recently, are they ok?

Good question, lemme check



Yep, they're doing just fine.

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen


So beautiful. I needed a reminder.

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
sun's out, balls out!

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