Former DILF posted:

all i know is dude liked lady farts

Tom Gorman posted:

anton chekhov used to pay money to nibble on women's toenails

no idea who james joyce is though

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

He's a depraved Irishman with masterful command of the English language and was a warlock of farts and anal sex.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

He's a depraved Irishman with masterful command of the English language and was a warlock of farts and anal sex.

The Most Influential Writer of the Early Twentieth Century posted:

My sweet little whorish Nora,

I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being hosed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I hosed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest loving I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck up in you for hours, loving in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips and if I gave you a bigger stronger gently caress than usual fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I hosed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to gently caress a farting woman when every gently caress drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora’s fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your oval office, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over me with a whore’s glow in your slumbrous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometime too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your hot drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s oval office. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your oval office is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.

Sarah Bellum posted:

Les Os posted:

I fell asleep listening to Robert Anton Wilson talkin bout everything the other night. while swim drifted off he heard him say that James Joyce wrote a novel where nothing actually happens. people go about their day. someone takes a poo poo then drinks tea or whatever folks did back then instead of watching anime and masturbating to incest. does this have literary value? what kind of dude was he and do you feel like his work has any relevance to our ten minutes past midnight on the doomsday clock culture

Les Os posted:

I fell asleep listening to Robert Anton Wilson talkin bout everything the other night. while swim drifted off he heard him say that James Joyce wrote a novel where nothing actually happens. people go about their day. someone takes a poo poo then drinks tea or whatever folks did back then instead of watching anime and masturbating to incest. does this have literary value? what kind of dude was he and do you feel like his work has any relevance to our ten minutes past midnight on the doomsday clock culture

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Former DILF posted:

all i know is dude liked lady farts

Jellidelic posted:

sometimes i wonder if its worth doing anything with this life when all anybody knows about james joyce is that he likes farts

Jellidelic posted:

sometimes i wonder if its worth doing anything with this life when all anybody knows about james joyce is that he likes farts

eSports Chaebol posted:

is finnegans wake a masterpiece so sublime that no one but joyce could understand it? was it actually just him going all the way up his own rear end? was it in fact a joke? i genuinely want to know but im not going to waste my life trying to even form an opinion

eSports Chaebol posted:

is finnegans wake a masterpiece so sublime that no one but joyce could understand it? was it actually just him going all the way up his own rear end? was it in fact a joke?

Ka0 posted:

James Joyce fartfiction holds more literary weight than most modern thinkpieces, printed or on the internet.

1redflag posted:

Dubliners is good. Still trying to work up the courage to read Ulysses

James Joyce posted:

At every gently caress I gave you your shameless tongue come bursting out through your lips

Sarah Bellum posted:

Shibawanko posted:

There's something genius about referring to farts as "fellows"

Ka0 posted:

James Joyce fartfiction holds more literary weight than most modern thinkpieces, printed or on the internet.