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Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*


consider: a perfectly spherical dive bar

behind the bar is a chalkboard list of party questions:

PARTY QUESTIONS
———————————
- what is the largest animal you’ve ever touched?
- how do you pronounce “uranus”?
- etc

what do you add to the suggestions jar?

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Yay!
Dec 21, 2018
A suggestion that you go home, because if that's how you party you have a mental age of 14.

Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*


harsh

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

best one I ever got was "if you fall off the grand canyon, but on the moon, would you die?"

napkin math best math

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

shame on an IGA posted:

best one I ever got was "if you fall off the grand canyon, but on the moon, would you die?"

napkin math best math

I’m gonna say “yes.” Acceleration due to gravity is lower but I think it’s high enough that you’d still accelerate to a fatal speed especially with no air resistance.

Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*



love it!

from last night:

- what tattoo would you give your parent? where?

- have you ever killed a chicken?

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
I have choked a chicken but it still shows signs of life.

Chef Bourgeoisie
Oct 9, 2016

by Reene
If you had to watch one movie on repeat for 24 hours straight, what movie would it be and why?

Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*


Chef Bourgeoisie posted:

If you had to watch one movie on repeat for 24 hours straight, what movie would it be and why?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clock_%282010_film%29



what does a cow say, in french?

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
Wanna argue with your friends over petty poo poo?

“When you wash your hands, does soap go first or water first?”

That one tore apart our office for about four days.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

19 o'clock posted:

Wanna argue with your friends over petty poo poo?

“When you wash your hands, does soap go first or water first?”

That one tore apart our office for about four days.

"What is the correct order in which to wash your body when you're in the shower?"

"Is it more efficient to put on both socks and then both shoes, or one sock, one shoe and then the other sock, the other shoe?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk

From this book:

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19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

Mister Kingdom posted:

"What is the correct order in which to wash your body when you're in the shower?"

"Is it more efficient to put on both socks and then both shoes, or one sock, one shoe and then the other sock, the other shoe?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk

From this book:



Duuuuuude! This is exactly what I needed! If I’m not fighting with my close friends and coworkers, what’s the point of it all!?

Seriously: thank you for this!

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
ive touched myself, OP

Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*


lol good answer

Family Photo
Dec 26, 2005
*cheese*



that’s the idea, nice.

skimmed through it: filled with boomer cultural references and casual misogyny/homophobia, but it does contain the classic “what’s your porn name?”

Family Photo fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Jun 2, 2019

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Airplane on a treadmill, with preemptive plea to the mods to probe anyone who actually ponders the question in this thread.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Moux

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Weaponized Autism posted:

ive touched myself, OP

Was it as good as when Your dad did It?

KodiakRS
Jul 11, 2012

:stonk:
Can you lick your own elbow? For best results put this question far enough down the list that anyone who attempts it is already drunk.

Initio
Oct 29, 2007
!

Mister Kingdom posted:

"What is the correct order in which to wash your body when you're in the shower?"

"Is it more efficient to put on both socks and then both shoes, or one sock, one shoe and then the other sock, the other shoe?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk

From this book:



Isn’t the answer, head first (so the conditioner can set), then whatevs?

Also, who puts on their shoes before they’re just about to leave their house? Why would you stomp mud and filth about a clean home?

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Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
If there were no animals on Earth that could fly, would humans have ever invented airplanes?

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