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y room right now. only 2 so far. I need to be quicker with the door when I let the dog in and out!

# ? May 27, 2019 03:58

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# ? May 15, 2024 14:21

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Grabbing the chopsticks from my kitchen drawer to finally implement the years of training I have done with my racist caricature japanese master.

# ? May 27, 2019 04:24

FutonForensic

bugs always fly through open doors. your mouth is a door for your face. open your mouth. bugs fly in. close mouth. no more bugs.

# ? May 27, 2019 04:25

Stoner Sloth

Putty posted:

Grabbing the chopsticks from my kitchen drawer to finally implement the years of training I have done with my racist caricature japanese master.

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# ? May 27, 2019 06:06

vanisher

gotta close the door faster if you want to trap more bugs in your room

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# ? May 27, 2019 18:13

vanisher

"ugh there's a bug in my room"

"only one? git gud newb"

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# ? May 27, 2019 18:14

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

FutonForensic posted:

bugs always fly through open doors. your mouth is a door for your face. open your mouth. bugs fly in. close mouth. no more bugs.

Giving mosquitoes the giga-succ to show them who the alpha male is.

# ? May 27, 2019 18:39

Papa Was A Video Toaster

eat the bugs

# ? May 27, 2019 23:12

Space Taxi

Train the dog to eat bugs. You'll solve the bug problem and save on pet food.

# ? May 28, 2019 01:23

Stoner Sloth

Fill your room with spiders - problem solved.

# ? May 28, 2019 03:31

redm

Stoner Sloth posted:

Fill your room with spiders - problem solved.

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# ? May 28, 2019 08:24

nazca: Lord and Savior of KarmaFleet

Literally covered in bugs at the moment. Its so unchill i cant hardly stand it.

The swarm has come to pester and annoy me.

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# ? May 28, 2019 08:42

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Eat the bugs

# ? May 28, 2019 09:57

Goons Are Gifts

TVsVeryOwn posted:

eat the bugs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Eat the bugs

# ? May 28, 2019 10:55

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

nazca posted:

Literally covered in bugs at the moment. Its so unchill i cant hardly stand it.

The swarm has come to pester and annoy me.

eat the biggest of the bugs first to display dominance, then lick the bugs from your skin and cronch them up slowly

# ? May 28, 2019 10:56

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Dip a stick in honey and rub it on yourself then way the bugs stuck to it

Gorilla mindset

# ? May 28, 2019 10:56

Stoner Sloth

nazca posted:

Literally covered in bugs at the moment. Its so unchill i cant hardly stand it.

The swarm has come to pester and annoy me.

In an unchill environment, a truly chill person must become so chill that the enviornment turns cooler of it's own accord.

What I'm saying OP is relax, let the swarm cover you without complaint until it decides to become your friend, feed it, teach it and then let it commit insect related crimes for you.

# ? May 28, 2019 11:59

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Op have you tried painting your room periwinkle and light blue and changing all labels to comic sans

# ? May 28, 2019 20:42

nazca: Lord and Savior of KarmaFleet

Stoner Sloth posted:

In an unchill environment, a truly chill person must become so chill that the enviornment turns cooler of it's own accord.

What I'm saying OP is relax, let the swarm cover you without complaint until it decides to become your friend, feed it, teach it and then let it commit insect related crimes for you.

While attempting this, one crawled in my Dr. Pepper, which I then drank.

Two birds with one stone?

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# ? May 28, 2019 21:36

Stoner Sloth

nazca posted:

While attempting this, one crawled in my Dr. Pepper, which I then drank.

Two birds with one stone?

# ? May 28, 2019 22:28

Space Taxi

Somewhere on a bug's forum there's a post that reads:

There's a dog walking around on my porch right now. I need to be quicker with the door when I let my two kids in and out.

# ? May 29, 2019 02:35

lol but: body is a dinosaur

i am being harried by a single fruit fly. knowing my psychological profile i will inevitably fall in love with it

# ? May 29, 2019 03:02

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

get a bunch of bugs on the floor and then roll around in them until you are completely covered in bugs and now you have your own armor

# ? May 29, 2019 04:44

Stoner Sloth

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

get a bunch of bugs on the floor and then roll around in them until you are completely covered in bugs and now you have your own armor

be sure to hoot and holler a bunch while doing this to soothe and calm the bugs

# ? May 29, 2019 04:54

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

have you tried oiling up your carapace with your glands secretions and then chittering madly while rubbing your mandible with your forelegs!

# ? May 29, 2019 07:57

curse: heck

i take my husbands size 18 shoes to murder bugs
he can't see them and my cat is like ew a bug
and just runs away

thanks cat you're supposed to be a predator

# ? May 29, 2019 11:11

BadTitude: Not so curious after the war.

my dog eats bugs?

# ? May 29, 2019 13:57

Manifisto

lol but posted:

i am being harried by a single fruit fly. knowing my psychological profile i will inevitably fall in love with it

Space Taxi posted:

Somewhere on a bug's forum there's a post that reads:

There's a dog walking around on my porch right now. I need to be quicker with the door when I let my two kids in and out.

# ? May 29, 2019 21:29

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

1) Lie impossibly still
2) Wait three days
3) Allow all manner of insects to become accustomed to your presence
4) At this point you should be able to commune with them, and become their monarch (heh)

# ? May 30, 2019 11:30

Goons Are Gifts

That's what I did, too.

# ? May 30, 2019 12:43

Stoner Sloth

The Clowner posted:

1) Lie impossibly still
2) Wait three days
3) Allow all manner of insects to become accustomed to your presence
4) At this point you should be able to commune with them, and become their monarch (heh)

Ha! The Joke is on you this time, The Clowner, I tried this and just end up getting stung and bitten repeatedly*!!

*(particularly around the eyes, mouth, genitals and butt hole)

# ? May 30, 2019 13:08

poverty goat

Theres a little spider living next to the door where the bugs get in every time I let the dogs out and she can stay as long as she wants because theres always a neat little pile of bug corpses right under her web

# ? May 31, 2019 22:43

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

poverty goat posted:

Theres a little spider living next to the door where the bugs get in every time I let the dogs out and she can stay as long as she wants because theres always a neat little pile of bug corpses right under her web

Fun fact: "corpses" refer only to human bodies. The word you're looking for is "carcasses."

# ? Jun 1, 2019 15:29

poverty goat

more like "husks" when the spider is done with them

# ? Jun 1, 2019 18:35

vanisher

The spider uses all parts of the bug

# ? Jun 1, 2019 18:37

Manifisto

The Clowner posted:

Fun fact: "corpses" refer only to human bodies. The word you're looking for is "carcasses."

but does that apply to clowns? would it be more correct to say, "I murdered the clowner and mounted their lifeless corpse on a pike for all to see," or "I murdered the clowner and mounted their lifeless carcass on a pike for all to see"?

# ? Jun 1, 2019 18:49

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rlly makes u think :thunk:

# ? Jun 1, 2019 19:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

vanisher posted:

The spider uses all parts of the bug

# ? Jun 1, 2019 22:38

Space Taxi

At this stage of the relationship, it's time to give the bugs their own house key. I know you've been bitten by bugs in the past but this fear of commitment isn't healthy.

# ? Jun 2, 2019 02:33

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# ? May 15, 2024 14:21

Stoner Sloth

vanisher posted:

The spider uses all parts of the bug

Space Taxi posted:

At this stage of the relationship, it's time to give the bugs their own house key. I know you've been bitten by bugs in the past but this fear of commitment isn't healthy.

also I love having lotsa spider frens around - they're cool to watch too! the first day I joined here one caught a big ol wolf spider and while I was taking a photo of it another one right next to it managed to grab a fly

# ? Jun 2, 2019 04:48

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