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y room right now. only 2 so far. I need to be quicker with the door when I let the dog in and out!
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May 27, 2019 03:58
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May 15, 2024 04:11
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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Grabbing the chopsticks from my kitchen drawer to finally implement the years of training I have done with my racist caricature japanese master.
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May 27, 2019 04:24
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bugs always fly through open doors. your mouth is a door for your face. open your mouth. bugs fly in. close mouth. no more bugs.
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May 27, 2019 04:25
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Grabbing the chopsticks from my kitchen drawer to finally implement the years of training I have done with my racist caricature japanese master.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 27, 2019 06:06
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- Putty
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HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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bugs always fly through open doors. your mouth is a door for your face. open your mouth. bugs fly in. close mouth. no more bugs.
Giving mosquitoes the giga-succ to show them who the alpha male is.
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May 27, 2019 18:39
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Train the dog to eat bugs. You'll solve the bug problem and save on pet food.
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May 28, 2019 01:23
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- Stoner Sloth
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Fill your room with spiders - problem solved.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 28, 2019 03:31
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- nazca
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Lord and Savior of KarmaFleet
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Literally covered in bugs at the moment. Its so unchill i cant hardly stand it.
The swarm has come to pester and annoy me.
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May 28, 2019 08:42
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Literally covered in bugs at the moment. Its so unchill i cant hardly stand it.
The swarm has come to pester and annoy me.
In an unchill environment, a truly chill person must become so chill that the enviornment turns cooler of it's own accord.
What I'm saying OP is relax, let the swarm cover you without complaint until it decides to become your friend, feed it, teach it and then let it commit insect related crimes for you.
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 28, 2019 11:59
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- nazca
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Lord and Savior of KarmaFleet
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In an unchill environment, a truly chill person must become so chill that the enviornment turns cooler of it's own accord.
What I'm saying OP is relax, let the swarm cover you without complaint until it decides to become your friend, feed it, teach it and then let it commit insect related crimes for you.
While attempting this, one crawled in my Dr. Pepper, which I then drank.
Two birds with one stone?
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May 28, 2019 21:36
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While attempting this, one crawled in my Dr. Pepper, which I then drank.
Two birds with one stone?
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 28, 2019 22:28
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- Space Taxi
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Somewhere on a bug's forum there's a post that reads:
There's a dog walking around on my porch right now. I need to be quicker with the door when I let my two kids in and out.
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May 29, 2019 02:35
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body is a dinosaur
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i am being harried by a single fruit fly. knowing my psychological profile i will inevitably fall in love with it
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May 29, 2019 03:02
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- Stoner Sloth
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get a bunch of bugs on the floor and then roll around in them until you are completely covered in bugs and now you have your own armor
be sure to hoot and holler a bunch while doing this to soothe and calm the bugs
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 29, 2019 04:54
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i take my husbands size 18 shoes to murder bugs
he can't see them and my cat is like ew a bug
and just runs away
thanks cat you're supposed to be a predator
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May 29, 2019 11:11
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- BadTitude
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Not so curious after the war.
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my dog eats bugs?
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May 29, 2019 13:57
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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1) Lie impossibly still
2) Wait three days
3) Allow all manner of insects to become accustomed to your presence
4) At this point you should be able to commune with them, and become their monarch (heh)
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May 30, 2019 11:30
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1) Lie impossibly still
2) Wait three days
3) Allow all manner of insects to become accustomed to your presence
4) At this point you should be able to commune with them, and become their monarch (heh)
Ha! The Joke is on you this time, The Clowner, I tried this and just end up getting stung and bitten repeatedly*!!
*(particularly around the eyes, mouth, genitals and butt hole)
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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May 30, 2019 13:08
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Theres a little spider living next to the door where the bugs get in every time I let the dogs out and she can stay as long as she wants because theres always a neat little pile of bug corpses right under her web
Fun fact: "corpses" refer only to human bodies. The word you're looking for is "carcasses."
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Jun 1, 2019 15:29
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- vanisher
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The spider uses all parts of the bug
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Jun 1, 2019 18:37
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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rlly makes u think
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Jun 1, 2019 19:43
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- Space Taxi
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At this stage of the relationship, it's time to give the bugs their own house key. I know you've been bitten by bugs in the past but this fear of commitment isn't healthy.
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Jun 2, 2019 02:33
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May 15, 2024 04:11
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The spider uses all parts of the bug
At this stage of the relationship, it's time to give the bugs their own house key. I know you've been bitten by bugs in the past but this fear of commitment isn't healthy.
also I love having lotsa spider frens around - they're cool to watch too! the first day I joined here one caught a big ol wolf spider and while I was taking a photo of it another one right next to it managed to grab a fly
sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!
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