BYOB Pride 2019: i'm still gay

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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

my mom was genuinely upset that I didn't turn out to be gay

me too, get gay

# ? May 30, 2019 03:45

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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

I'm just glad my kid turned out to be human tbh idec what they do other than stay alive and stay sweet

like obv don't smoke crack but that's just good life advice

# ? May 30, 2019 03:46

Goons Are Gifts

hamjobs posted:

me too, get gay

# ? May 30, 2019 10:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

hamjobs posted:

me too, get gay

...fine

# ? May 30, 2019 23:15

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant.

1. I always felt self conscious about my lips because they are large and pink and feminine with a prominent Cupid's Bow and philtrum. I used to literally pull my lips in for hours a day to make them look thinner. poo poo was dumb and I was basically hiding one of my best attributes.

2. My freaking gymnast's butt and legs weren't being put in leggings.

Gender roles are stupid af because they make dudes hate positive aspects of themselves.

# ? May 31, 2019 05:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant.

1. I always felt self conscious about my lips because they are large and pink and feminine with a prominent Cupid's Bow and philtrum. I used to literally pull my lips in for hours a day to make them look thinner. poo poo was dumb and I was basically hiding one of my best attributes.

2. My freaking gymnast's butt and legs weren't being put in leggings.

Gender roles are stupid af because they make dudes hate positive aspects of themselves.

Everyone should celebrate their good rear end features and also leggings are for everyone, gently caress gender roles, because leggings are comfy

# ? May 31, 2019 05:47

Wes Warhammer

hi i'm minus green and i've been sitting here for 10 minutes now trying to make a joke about how i'm bi and both LGBT and BYOB contain the letter B but it's just not coming to me

# ? May 31, 2019 06:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Minus Green posted:

hi i'm minus green and i've been sitting here for 10 minutes now trying to make a joke about how i'm bi and both LGBT and BYOB contain the letter B but it's just not coming to me

Bring Your Own Bisexuality

# ? May 31, 2019 06:21

Farecoal: There he go

Bring your own (b)acronym

# ? May 31, 2019 08:34

Goons Are Gifts

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant.

1. I always felt self conscious about my lips because they are large and pink and feminine with a prominent Cupid's Bow and philtrum. I used to literally pull my lips in for hours a day to make them look thinner. poo poo was dumb and I was basically hiding one of my best attributes.

2. My freaking gymnast's butt and legs weren't being put in leggings.

Gender roles are stupid af because they make dudes hate positive aspects of themselves.

As a compromise you may feel absolutely free to post that butt right now. For scientific evaluation only, of course.

# ? May 31, 2019 10:40

Android Blues

i'm gay as hell*

_{*actually bisexual but that's four times the syllables}

# ? May 31, 2019 12:50

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Goons Are Great posted:

As a compromise you may feel absolutely free to post that butt right now. For scientific evaluation only, of course.

that rear end is viewable by PM only

trust me I took the plunge and I'll never look back

# ? May 31, 2019 13:19

Wes Warhammer

Android Blues posted:

i'm gay as hell*

_{*actually bisexual but that's four times the syllables}

# ? May 31, 2019 14:15

Farecoal: There he go

sounds pretty gay op :thunkher:

# ? May 31, 2019 15:18

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Android Blues posted:

i'm gay as hell*

_{*actually bisexual but that's four times the syllables}

extremely same

# ? May 31, 2019 16:01

Goons Are Gifts

Exclusively gay right here, ewww girls

Personally and sexually that is, women are great people, like, the greatest probably and oh God please don't hate me now

# ? May 31, 2019 16:49

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Goons Are Great posted:

Exclusively gay right here, ewww girls

Personally and sexually that is, women are great people, like, the greatest probably and oh God please don't hate me now

No I get that, you're good.

Personally: girls are soft and smell nice and omg

# ? May 31, 2019 17:58

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets"

# ? May 31, 2019 17:59

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

hamjobs posted:

Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets"

Lol

# ? May 31, 2019 18:52

Goons Are Gifts

Fully agree with girls generally smelling good. The number of times I dated a guy and he smelled exactly like a boiled bowl of broccoli is uncomfortably high.

# ? May 31, 2019 19:11

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Goons Are Great posted:

Fully agree with girls generally smelling good. The number of times I dated a guy and he smelled exactly like a boiled bowl of broccoli is uncomfortably high.

Same, thankfully bf smells exactly like a patchouli-laced grove of Birch on fire and it is far and away the sexiest smell

# ? May 31, 2019 19:24