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i'm doing this a couple of days early because my pride runneth over and also i am about to be high as balls so i'll probably forget otherwise hello and welcome to the 2019 edition of BYOB Pride! we're here, we're queer, we're probably too stoned to move so someone else bring us some snacks.  i'm hamjobs and i am a bi+ femme and noted lovely poster who can't post good. this is your yearly thread for posting "i'm gay" and actually meaning it (or "i'm not gay but i might be another flavor of queer," etc.) post your pride, don't post it, whatever you want. just be kind to your friendly local LGBTQIAA2S+, QTPOC especially, and also if you know of any good pride events that aren't just rainbow cap go on and post em. BYOB rules must be followed, this is BYOB and it is an island of chill in a sea of madness. also don't kinkshame but also understand that not everyone is gonna be like "kinksame," so people, i'm sorry, but if you post your buttholes i will tell god. and duckie. and everyone else. |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:I am gay. agreed, it is good and so are you
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May 29, 2019 02:28
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Stoner Sloth posted:
D: NOT THE BUTTHOLE real talk elsewhere in a thread long gone someone posted their butthole so now we don't do that but I definitely want to make a butthole for my smokes now lol |
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May 29, 2019 06:05
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but now with added butthole
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prepuce repurposed posted:hi gay I'm dad hi Dad where is my 259 bucks a month |
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May 29, 2019 06:06
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also as predicted I got high and forgot to post the resources post so I'll edit it in to the op when I get time |
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May 29, 2019 06:07
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Bo-Pepper posted:i'm not gay and i'm here to say being gay's not all about buttocks today excuse me I think I said no buttholes posting |
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May 29, 2019 22:12
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Goons Are Great posted:Hello I'm gay and enjoy those butts and also I'm open for business so if any yobber wants to date, I'm a good lip kisser I've been told unfortunately I too am bi and cannot kiss your face lips as it would be illegal, because that's how the pride law works. it's like blood types: I am bi+ and can kiss any lips, some people are just bi aaaaaand only kiss two kinds of lips, some people are gay and only kiss lips like theirs, etc. it is very complicated!!! |
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May 29, 2019 22:14
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prepuce repurposed posted:post that rear end so we can see how ur aging since the last rear end post Don't encourage the buttposts!!!!!!!!!!! |
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May 29, 2019 22:14
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also on today's gay agenda: -gotta do laundry ahead of pride festivities because I'm getting a big gay washing machine woo also there's glitter in my clothes from making banners -gonna fire up the big gay steamroller this weekend and help lay new patches in the roads around Tower Grove (the patches are queer) -getting my haircut to signal "hey, this sideshave and textured Bob with long bangs mean I'm hella bisexual" -sitting weirdly on any flat object |
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May 29, 2019 22:17
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we hold these truths to be self evident, that all flat surfaces are created for me to sit on Macnult posted:smokin’ pot and livin’ pan he'll ya brother I hope you get to see the tamal lady too; she's gonna be by black cat again! |
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May 29, 2019 22:45
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I'm queer hello. hello welcome, you are ONE OF US |
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May 29, 2019 22:45
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Manifisto posted:pride is good and byob pride is good and thank you 💜 are you gonna go to the parades or any good shows |
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May 29, 2019 22:45
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Called my mom to remind her I'm still extremely bi and she was like yeah well At least she didn't tell at me for it this year and even wished me a hap berd even though it's over a week ago but, I mean, I'll take it |
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May 30, 2019 01:31
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BYOB is very romance |
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May 30, 2019 02:32
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:my mom was genuinely upset that I didn't turn out to be gay me too, get gay |
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May 30, 2019 03:45
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I'm just glad my kid turned out to be human tbh idec what they do other than stay alive and stay sweet like obv don't smoke crack but that's just good life advice |
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May 30, 2019 03:46
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:There are two things me not embracing my queerness caused me to miss out on that are fairly significant. Everyone should celebrate their good rear end features and also leggings are for everyone, gently caress gender roles, because leggings are comfy |
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May 31, 2019 05:47
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Minus Green posted:hi i'm minus green and i've been sitting here for 10 minutes now trying to make a joke about how i'm bi and both LGBT and BYOB contain the letter B but it's just not coming to me Bring Your Own Bisexuality |
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May 31, 2019 06:21
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Android Blues posted:i'm gay as hell* extremely same
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May 31, 2019 16:01
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Goons Are Great posted:Exclusively gay right here, ewww girls No I get that, you're good. Personally: girls are soft and smell nice and omg |
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May 31, 2019 17:58
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Like you ever cuddled a girl and we're like "you smell good" and she's like "thanks it's got pockets" |
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May 31, 2019 17:59
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Goons Are Great posted:Fully agree with girls generally smelling good. The number of times I dated a guy and he smelled exactly like a boiled bowl of broccoli is uncomfortably high. Same, thankfully bf smells exactly like a patchouli-laced grove of Birch on fire and it is far and away the sexiest smell |
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May 31, 2019 19:24
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 Get big gay or you get a prison!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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May 31, 2019 20:12
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:what if my wife just dresses really masculine? tbh, she looks really good with a mustache this is also fine poverty goat posted:drat I guess I better start sucking some dicks HIGHLY recommended |
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May 31, 2019 22:27
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maybe you could just think about butts |
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Jun 1, 2019 02:05
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Blow air into the butt for a surprise. The surprise is an air embolism??? |
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Jun 1, 2019 04:20
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:some dude vandalized our big rainbow flag at work. Punch him in the butt parts for me, he's not invited to the brick throwing party. |
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Jun 1, 2019 07:13
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BallisticClipboard posted:I just learned about Bi+ and I feel more learned in this gay as hell thread. I'm Bi+ OP. Same 
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Jun 1, 2019 07:16
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Goons Are Great posted:Raises the question if hotdogs are also queer sex They are but I like to get weird and put sauerkraut on my hotdog |
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Jun 1, 2019 21:45
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Sometimes I top it with kimchi That's right, I'm a switch, I like kimchi on a hotdog |
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Jun 1, 2019 22:10
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Wait until I tell you about beetroot on a burg |
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Jun 2, 2019 03:03
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Queer home ownership: just painting stripes on the outside of my house because like my neighbors don't already hate me enough for my 20' x 35' rainbow flag flying like an American flag over a car dealership in Iowa |
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Jun 2, 2019 03:04
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We lost a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence this week and my heart hurts. May they ascend and find peace. |
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Jun 2, 2019 06:20
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They're very, very good people, all of them. They're out doing the good work. |
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Jun 2, 2019 14:46
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:The pride festival here is extremely lit What's scheduled? I'm pumped for the shows the organizers here are putting on. |
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Jun 2, 2019 18:24
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The Sisters of SF are the founding house but our Sisters are the Fourth City Sisters. |
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Jun 2, 2019 23:55
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big fan of girls still, not only do they smell really nice, they also have soft skin |
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Jun 3, 2019 01:47
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:as a man, I often wish I wasn't completely covered in this spiny carapace Have you tried manscaping It's where you're a man and really into landscaping so you're spiny as gently caress but also sweaty and dirty |
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Jun 3, 2019 03:57
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Robot Made of Meat posted:Ohhh, I'd love to find a good manscaper (who doesn't shave or trim below his neck). I have acres of lawn to mow, and endless weed-whacking to do. my whacker is a really strong guy, a real stand up fella, and he's good to work without a top |
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Chasterson posted:was in the closet, but i manscaped congratulations on being out and smooooth |
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