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Auberginetuna: On my brunch break

"lemon melon"

the lemon melon is a huge melon style lemon.
it is a citrus flavoured watermelon. bit like a natural warheads style candy...
i am confident that this idea has the potential to go global.

does anyone want to get in on the groundfloor with me on this?

(update)

i looked it up, and it 100% exists. here is a picture of it

does any0ne know where i can buy one

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# ? Jun 1, 2019 09:35

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# ? May 14, 2024 06:29

Auberginetuna: On my brunch break

lol hosed up n didnt change the thread tag

# ? Jun 1, 2019 09:36

google THIS

It's also important to note that "No melon, O lemon" and "No lemon, O melon" are both palindromes.

# ? Jun 1, 2019 16:20

Manifisto

google THIS posted:

It's also important to note that "No melon, O lemon" and "No lemon, O melon" are both palindromes.

that is important

in fact that is truly the cash money idea: a store where everything is a palindrome

I call it: palindromes! palindromes! semordnilap! semordnilap!

we carry: mans, plans, canals, and panama! and more!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 1, 2019 17:26

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

a router that you can power cycle using an app on your phone instead of having to unplug it or whatever

# ? Jun 1, 2019 19:58

FutonForensic

microwave but for cold

# ? Jun 1, 2019 20:03

take the moon: by sebmojo

Auberginetuna posted:

lol hosed up n didnt change the thread tag

a forums upgrade to change thread tags. lowtax this is a license to print money

# ? Jun 1, 2019 21:16

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

FutonForensic posted:

microwave but for cold

Foods too hot just out the microwave? Stick it in the freezer for 5-10 seconds.

Just don't get stuck in a loop or the food will be worse than cardboard

# ? Jun 2, 2019 12:33

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

prepuce repurposed posted:

a router that you can power cycle using an app on your phone instead of having to unplug it or whatever

This literally exists, it's called Google Wifi

# ? Jun 2, 2019 14:49

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

well slap my rear end me call me opioid I did not know this

# ? Jun 2, 2019 15:35

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

prepuce repurposed posted:

well slap my rear end me call me opioid I did not know this

also you can claim that they stole your original idea by time travel and get rich af!!!!

# ? Jun 2, 2019 15:36

google THIS

A time machine for ex post facto intellectual property theft, that's already been used to backdate its own invention to the Big Bang.

# ? Jun 2, 2019 15:49

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

a car that runs on weed smoke

# ? Jun 2, 2019 16:19

Goons Are Gifts

hamjobs posted:

a car that runs on weed smoke

After reaching the top of a hill:
Sir, have you been smoking cannabis?

Well, how do you think I got this high?

# ? Jun 2, 2019 16:38

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

*slaps dash* this baby gets 30 minutes to a gram, extremely efficient

# ? Jun 2, 2019 17:25

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Buy when you're low, sell when you're high

# ? Jun 2, 2019 18:13

lol but: body is a dinosaur

that wireless telsa electricity but for feeling cozy & safe

# ? Jun 2, 2019 20:42

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the internet, but somehow not terrible

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# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:11

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

A swimming pool full of lime jello

# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:32

lol but: body is a dinosaur

pixaal posted:

A swimming pool full of lime jello

luxury jello made up of undiluted jello cubes

# ? Jun 2, 2019 22:46

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

two wheels. left wheel has a lot of popular apps and business models. right wheel has a bunch of different applications.

spin both.

"let's see, Uber for pet medicine"

"Tinder, but for hiring a landscaper"

# ? Jun 3, 2019 03:28

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

canyoneer posted:

two wheels. left wheel has a lot of popular apps and business models. right wheel has a bunch of different applications.

spin both.

"let's see, Uber for pet medicine"

"Tinder, but for hiring a landscaper"

Install this in Peter Thiel's office as a visualization of what happens inside his tiny angry brain

# ? Jun 3, 2019 03:59

Korean Boomhauer

grindr but for finding sandwich shops

# ? Jun 7, 2019 05:31

redm

uber but for haircuts

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# ? Jun 7, 2019 08:51

Goons Are Gifts

redm posted:

uber but for haircuts

# ? Jun 7, 2019 11:31

vanisher

Facebook for your dog

# ? Jun 7, 2019 18:00

vanisher

Pogs

Theyre back baby!

# ? Jun 7, 2019 18:02

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

3d printed dollsr bill

# ? Jun 7, 2019 19:15

google THIS

2d printed 3d printer

# ? Jun 7, 2019 19:30

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Meal delivery but it delivers the chef to you via Lyft and you have to provide all the groceries as well as the tools and the chef is a line cook from Denny's

# ? Jun 7, 2019 20:02

alnilam

hamjobs posted:

Meal delivery but it delivers the chef to you via Lyft and you have to provide all the groceries as well as the tools and the chef is a line cook from Denny's

Cookr

# ? Jun 7, 2019 20:23