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During the 1930s, an advisor to FDR wanted Americans to drop "good morning" and "how are you," seeing these greetings as relics of a bygone age. Instead, he proposed that people greet each other with the friendly, welcoming and modern saying: "low prices." Today I want to say "low prices!" to my CSPAM friends, and hope this warm greeting carries you through the day, and heals you when you need healing.  What other greetings should we use in this modern age? Another can be "significant discounts," which you say as a reply to a greeting of "low prices." Repeat after me: "Low prices!" Then: "Significant discounts!" See? It's easy. But sometimes you need to be mean  because some people ... they just don't like to get along with others and they need to be dealt with. For these no-good wreckers, when they say something mean, you can tell them "high prices to you."What other ideas for greetings do you have?
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"Death to America", followed by the same. If they can't bring themselves to answer, you know they are not a comrade. And I like the idea of short aggressive political slogans said in the tone of a casual greeting.
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Jun 2, 2019 11:14
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i'm loving gay!
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Jun 2, 2019 11:16
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nothing matters
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Jun 2, 2019 11:54
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praise death
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Jun 2, 2019 13:06
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For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are perishing—you who dread knowledge—I am the man who will now tell you.
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Jun 2, 2019 13:14
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low prices, op
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Jun 2, 2019 13:52
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hail satan
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Jun 2, 2019 13:53
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Low taxes and a strong spine to you goon sir
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Jun 2, 2019 14:07
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but her emails
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Jun 2, 2019 14:18
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Ayn Randi posted:hail satan
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Jun 2, 2019 16:08
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Helsing posted:Low taxes and a strong spine to you goon sir New goon greeting for the 21st century, since we're too poor for houses these days.
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Jun 2, 2019 16:46
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I'd just settle for AAARGH
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Jun 2, 2019 16:47
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good number to you
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Jun 2, 2019 16:47
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Hey, Bill, piss tape. Oh hi Mark! It's real.
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Jun 2, 2019 16:50
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POWER to the PURCHASE
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Jun 2, 2019 18:09
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Number go down!
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Jun 2, 2019 18:15
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low prices, and may your number go up
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Jun 2, 2019 18:18
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBylQf4M64k
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Jun 2, 2019 18:22
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gently caress you
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Jun 2, 2019 18:23
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Mariana Horchata posted:gently caress you
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Jun 2, 2019 18:28
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death to the donor class *shake with Western grip
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Jun 2, 2019 18:30
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Merry pisstape
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Jun 2, 2019 18:32
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Hail Satan and low prices
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Jun 2, 2019 19:01
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'd just settle for AAAAARG fixed that for ya
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Jun 2, 2019 19:04
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instead of 'hi,' it should be your best mc ride "Guillooooootinnnnnne!" with the other person responding "YAH!"
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Jun 2, 2019 19:17
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good bargains to you friend
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Jun 2, 2019 19:22
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always low prices... Always
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Jun 2, 2019 19:23
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Free matey
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Jun 2, 2019 19:41
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ahoy, weed comrades! hail gay satan!
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Jun 2, 2019 19:42
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a blessing of correct pronouns upon you
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Jun 2, 2019 19:44
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Does anyone have the low prices news blurb or really anything I can send people
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Jun 2, 2019 19:44
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Fleetwood posted:Free matey
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Jun 2, 2019 19:56
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bernie woulda won
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Jun 2, 2019 19:58
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 مرگ بر آمریکا Marg bar Āmrikā
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Jun 2, 2019 20:00
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6cdQjNDa7A This one can be used to say hello or goodbye like the Hawaiian word "aloha"
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Jun 2, 2019 20:01
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death to america
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Jun 2, 2019 20:02
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzHbr_9WZC4&t=15s
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Jun 2, 2019 20:06
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Whip Immigration Now
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Jun 2, 2019 20:17
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current mood
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