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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003

flakeloaf posted:

Lianli's the name. Lylie Lianli. And I gotta say there's nothing on earth like a super-sized, anodized, aluminized, six-bay monolith

What'd I say?
Monolith
What's it called?
Monolith
That's right! Monolith
Monolith
Monolith
Monolith

I hear those things are awfully loud
Just wrap each piece in rubber shrouds

Are there some knobs for fan controllin'?
You'll overclock it like it's stolen

Can you install some cathode lights?
For sure! Enjoy your sleepless nights!

A pricey slide-out mobo tray?
A feature you'll use every day!

Are these performance gains just fables?
No! Take these rounded ribbon cables!

The sharpened metal sliced my hand
Just smear it there, they'll understand

This giant brick's your only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice

Monolith
What's it called?
Monolith
Once again
Monolith

My In-Win isn't even broken!
Sorry nerd, the [H]erd has spoken

Monolith
Monolith
Monolith!

holy gently caress

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
OP NEEDS CASES
MONO LITH
OP NEEDS CASES
MONO LITH

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

this is fully sick. too bad its ITX only

pram
Jun 10, 2001
it looks like some kind of epic $50k workstation from the early 90s

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

flakeloaf posted:

Lianli's the name. Lylie Lianli. And I gotta say there's nothing on earth like a super-sized, anodized, aluminized, six-bay monolith

What'd I say?
Monolith
What's it called?
Monolith
That's right! Monolith
Monolith
Monolith
Monolith

I hear those things are awfully loud
Just wrap each piece in rubber shrouds

Are there some knobs for fan controllin'?
You'll overclock it like it's stolen

Can you install some cathode lights?
For sure! Enjoy your sleepless nights!

A pricey slide-out mobo tray?
A feature you'll use every day!

Are these performance gains just fables?
No! Take these rounded ribbon cables!

The sharpened metal sliced my hand
Just smear it there, they'll understand

This giant brick's your only choice
Throw up your hands and raise your voice

Monolith
What's it called?
Monolith
Once again
Monolith

My In-Win isn't even broken!
Sorry nerd, the [H]erd has spoken

Monolith
Monolith
Monolith!

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

pram posted:

it looks like some kind of epic $10k workstation from the late 80s

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

what if the g4 cube, but good?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Poopernickel
Oct 28, 2005

electricity bad
Fun Shoe
Bake a giant hotdog bun and use that as your case, op

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012



https://hardforum.com/threads/i-deep-fried-my-computer-literally.1104341/

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

curved gameing tm
BEST of computer

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Dash it James, how did you know there would be a spot of blood inside the case!?
Dear Watson, one would think you had never assembled a pc!

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

reminds me of this article from everybody's favourite LISP crank http://www.loper-os.org/?p=3256

Chopstick Dystopia
Jun 16, 2010


lowest high and highest low loser of: WEED WEE
k

~Coxy posted:

reminds me of this article from everybody's favourite LISP crank http://www.loper-os.org/?p=3256

Uh the link on the first quote "That’s be why you’re still pretending to be engaging in computing long after the last computers became unavailable to you." is NSFW and is actually just a footnote on this dude's blogpost bragging about chaining women up in his house?

:wtc:

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD
gotta admit I didn't click through those. mainly wanted to make fun of the athlon XP with a car radiator on it. apologies.

theodop
Dec 30, 2005

rock solid, heart touching

My Gaming Rig has this case and its great except you have to open the door to hit the power button. quit putting extra steps in between me and the horrible things i do on the computer

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

theodop posted:

My Gaming Rig has this case and its great except you have to open the door to hit the power button. quit putting extra steps in between me and the horrible things i do on the computer

why are you turning computer off

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

~Coxy posted:

gotta admit I didn't click through those. mainly wanted to make fun of the athlon XP with a car radiator on it. apologies.

lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Chopstick Dystopia posted:

Uh the link on the first quote "That’s be why you’re still pretending to be engaging in computing long after the last computers became unavailable to you." is NSFW and is actually just a footnote on this dude's blogpost bragging about chaining women up in his house?

:wtc:

nice kinkshaming buddy!!

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



theodop posted:

My Gaming Rig has this case and its great except you have to open the door to hit the power button. quit putting extra steps in between me and the horrible things i do on the computer

its a goofy door, since those holes in the front do nothing but my pinky can kind of fit to press the button

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

why are you turning computer off

yeah the ideal state is only sleeping the machine and key press makes it go

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
i just bought a fractal design meshify and it is good OP

eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?
if it doesn’t come in a paint can it wasn’t from the true fractal design

:colbert:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

eschaton posted:

if it doesn’t come in a paint can it wasn’t from the true fractal design

:colbert:

someone knows

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
painter 4 was loving incredible and the trick was to screenshot your poo poo

theodop
Dec 30, 2005

rock solid, heart touching

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

why are you turning computer off

It deserves its rest

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

theodop posted:

It deserves its rest

yeah... a rest from your posting!! :xd:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

quote:

One of a kind... I'll say that much

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I like the Cooler Master HAF XB EVO, OP?

:shrug:

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Laslow posted:

gut a silicon graphics tezro cube.

never heard of this and goddamn if it isn't the ugliest computer

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
otoh

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


yeah, you shouldn't touch that. not with a ten-foot pole

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
the only actually good computer case is that old cray thing with the built in couch. I’d put one of those in my house if I could

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Soricidus posted:

the only actually good computer case is that old cray thing with the built in couch. I’d put one of those in my house if I could

i would live in one like a cyberpunk diogenes

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

psiox posted:

i would live in one like a cyberpunk diogenes

I mean, your posts are already cynical public masturbation, so...

HorseLord
Aug 26, 2014
if you want a cube get a node 804. if you want a tower get a meshify. thats basically the two options

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

Schadenboner posted:

I mean, your posts are already cynical public masturbation, so...

:hmmyes:

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

i bet arnold from hey arnold had a sweet one

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

HorseLord posted:

if you want a cube get a node 804.

I think it's p.hosed-up that someone can just come in here and recomend a case with a window like this!!1!!!

:mad:

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before

HorseLord posted:

if you want a cube get a node 804. if you want a tower get a meshify. thats basically the two options

I have both of these cases

how did my life end up like this

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Progressive JPEG
Feb 19, 2003

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