Homeless Friend posted:

a man can survive a long time on only water

papa horny michael posted:

do people on these forums like Alice. i thought it was understood she's the worst part of that podcast.

TheSlutPit posted:

You are a serf. Bitch, you live in Alsace. You are a peasant. You need to give your fuckin' lord the grain. Your loving children, you've had 15 children. You've never taken a bath. You've literally never. washed. your. penis. You've never used toilet paper. Motherfucker, you have worms. You are dying. You've had 40 children, 3 of them are alive. 2 of them are child soldiers in the Duke's army.
Bitch, the greatest thing you can hope for is to die at the old age of 36. You loving can't read. You don't know what TV is. If you were transported into today, you would be the worst gamer of all time. You don't know poo poo. You literally probably don't even know what the direction 'left' is. I'm sure some Medieval guy is gonna get mad at me for this, bitch I've been to the Renaissance Fair. I've eaten a large turkey wing, which the Juggalos call 'bitch beaters', which I think is problematic but a funny thing to call them.
Motherfucker, you gotta recognize where you are, and then you gotta get past that. You gotta be unemotional. You can't sink into this hole. You live in the oubliette. Your job is to crawl up the ladder, motherfucker. You live in the HOLE. You're in the HOLE. You are a RAT. And the rat, when he's in the hole gets hosed. People only throw trash in the hole.
You need to eat a body. And you need to carry the plague. And you need to carry a plague around this whole world, that will change this whole fuckin world. And all your enemies will vomit black bile and will choke on blood and will grow boils and die. But only if you get together with your other RATS. And you come up with some kind of super plague, to fuckin end your enemies and...
End. This. Nightmare.

Xaris posted:

lol wtf where/when?

Honest Thief posted:

todays cumtown was funny as hell with their comedian friend

Honest Thief posted:

jenny smth? i didnt pick up, but i did laugh when she was asking who the drunk historian guy was lol

Bastard Tetris posted:

a kid made a fuckton of money off skins and got burned somehow so he did donuts through an elementary school in a mclaren, driving the wrong way onto the freeway and crashing into a mother and daughter head-on killing all three of them

I drive past the scorch marks every day

Trabisnikof posted:

nothing to sag

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

oh hey pretty mama let me terk at you a bit, let me see that smirl

Pablo Nergigante posted:

I use Overcast and it works fine

grieving for Gandalf posted:

how do you get permanent Spotify, I've never heard of that

Bust Rodd posted:

I’ve heard and read a lot of takes about how Ireland really revivified the show and gave it the truly manic energy of the first 5 seasons and that sounds just peachy

Smythe posted:

i dont have anywhere to drive so i cant listen to a podcast anymore. altho i am "playing" the diablo slot machine game which i realized once im done with the story might be a good podcast game. another game ive been thinking of playing is cities skylines which is probably also a good podcast game altho i never played it. used to get a lot of podcast time in just lumberjacking and poo poo in ultima online. that was a very soothing experience. overall i think playing a game and listening to podcast is about as good/wholesome activity as u get outside of reading book, which is of course the best way to spend leisure time at home by a country mile. another thing thats cool is instead of getting insanely loving wasted at all times and spending rear end loads of money on vice is instead not doing that and enriching your mind and empowering your body. just something to consider i guess

Homeless Friend posted:

i say swears online posted:

drat the trueanon internet/survival ep is good

Atrocious Joe posted:

The podcast Inward Empire did five episodes on South Vietnam called the Diem Experiment. it's got a similar vibe.

Quotey posted:

lol he did have a weird slow voice during the fetterman bit. maybe it's his serious voice. fine ep

Durf posted:

the last Guys ep on rockabillies with Brace Belden is pretty good

have to admit I took some soul damage when Brace claimed Nick Cave was Psychobilly and sounds 'exactly' like The Monster Mash

i say swears online posted:

zoomers think they can just whatsapp their congressman instead of attend their baseball practice like a real change-maker

Atrocious Joe posted:

i assume she was talking about his collaboration with CIA asset Ashton Kutcher

KirbyKhan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRqP52c0OLU

slave to my cravings posted:

anyone have the link to the post about some goon getting a sweater with “fag” bleached on it?

e: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3378458&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

i say swears online posted:

lemonparty for girls

i say swears online posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AirBcUvBYQ

it starts off fast and hard, totally worth a listen. this is the best ep tho

edit lol "you're not frank abignale jr, you're a drunk"

Mandel Brotset posted:

I see you, I hear you, I’m liking and subscribing to you

the milk machine posted:

this is up there with that kevin smith pwning the taint tweet as the worst tweet of all time

AnEdgelord posted:

Hopefully Felix makes more jokes like this so you can finally go through with it.