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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Wrestling is bad. Its full of murderers and rapists. Even your childhood faves beat women. Some of them even used language that would later become known derisively as "gamer words" because video gamers love potty mouthed wrestlers.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Party Plane Jones posted:

but none of these wrestling leagues are socialist

the closest you get is PWG(which was once run as a collective) and Eve Wrestling(which acts as a front for a women's direct action movement).

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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the only good wrestler is a former bank robber who goes by Nick Gage.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Rarity posted:

Billy Brexit

has to be reminded periodically to not use gamer words

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Kirios posted:

Wait...that happened?!

yeah, Nick was working the gash and David leaned in too much and got really cut up. There's a video of a bloodless David Arquette apologizing to Nick Gage(also vowing to never deathmatch again) floating around.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

oh yeah, Rachel from Wrestlesplania did a really good documentary on gerrymandering in Pennsylvania

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

don't forget the 14 gamer words Kenny Omegron has used.

also centrism is incompatible with human existence.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Remember when the WWE had three Mexicans coming to the ring on lawnmowers

3 Mexican legends, btw. It was such bullshit.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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is there where I sign up for horse wrestling lessons?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Gumball Gumption posted:

Ignore Stardom and American Joshi fans and you'll probably be safe.

Stardom has a bunch of cool wrestlers but they have some aggressively weird poo poo going on in their backroom. Putting 14 year olds in bikini shoots is extremely hosed up. Paying Kris Wolf less than $200/wk when she was one the driving international Stardom World subs and running cameras for a ton of their side content is one of many grievances I have with the promotion.

Gaijin Joshi fans tend to run the spectrum from intersectional feminists to registered sex offenders. The less lovely fans tend to be ignored because the bad ones will inevitably make an absolute mess of themselves. No one remembers the foreign fan that came to a show, followed all the rules. But the one hyper weirdo orthodox jew guy that censored all of his selfies with joshis will be talked about for the decade to come.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Like I said in the lovely idiots thread:

there are no women wrestlers complaining that they're locked out of NJPW money.

That said there are tons of matchups that NJPW could do that would be extremely on brand for them.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

davidbix posted:

I do think Allan was at least half-trolling, but I also find it amusing how many people completely ignored the actual tweet putting the pay/monetary concerns at the forefront.

I agree the money for women just isn't there. It'd be cool if someone with Khan level money threw down on a women's only promotion but the other half of that is draws. Could a show headlined by Gail Kim or <insert your fave here> fill a 10000 seat arena?

I think the core of the problem is there isn't graduated levels of exposure for women like there are for men. Its either working 5 minute spots on some show no one remembers, going to japan, doing customs or training at the PC. And even in WWE/TNA/ROH/AEW they're immediately sidelined and only given time to shine for YAY! DIVERSITY! moments.

Another major change could be in the offing. If BUSHIROAD is really serious about getting into the joshi game, they have the money and the resources to put together big shows. I'd personally like to see them challenge the social mores within joshi. That is no more under 18 wrestlers. The idea of child fighting is more amusing than the reality of it. The other is the max age. I don't know if its a japan thing or joshi thing but the idea of retiring women early is silly and counterproductive. How do you build houses if you're always working with new faces?

Anyway, that's my dumb thoughts about a nonsense twet.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Kenny Omega is the Bad Decision Machine.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Chokes McGee posted:

let's be fair warrior was gonna drop dead of a heart attack at any time

he knew he was on borrowed time, hence why the promo had so many "peace out" undertones

He looked like he was gonna die during the Orlando Jordan match in 2006. I strongly believe he stayed alive long enough to get one TV one last time.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Heroes of World Class goes into pretty deep detail about the drug culture in WCCW if you're looking for a non-Vice or non-WWE documentary.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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davidbix posted:

This is getting some of the most positive feedback I've ever gotten on something I've written, so that's nice?

https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1140637505106169856

This is a great little 15 minute read with a lot of attribution so there's hours of jump off content.

I think what he article misses is that WWE's charity work like all its other programs are designed to "win" in that space. They want to be the best at charity because that's what cool legit rich people do. And the McMahons are desperate for legitimacy.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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davidbix posted:

I don't think I really missed that, though? Unless you mean just going deeper into the "legitimacy" part.

I guess it wasn't spelled out blatantly enough for me. That is a personal failing. The legitimacy quest is central of the McMahon family action. Vince particularly. If he ever talks about a failing, its usually to illustrate a learning experience but you can tell its through gritted teeth.

Plus the dumb sneezing thing. Like what the gently caress.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Wasn't it Lex Luger that poo poo under the ring and left it there for the guys who had to hide under the ring and attack him?

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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CM Punk is a poo poo.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

I hope his leg falls off and he bleeds to death. Such is the fate of all traitors.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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if you're day starts with yelling ALL LIVES MATTER and ends with you vocally doubting the very jewish looking wrestler is really jewish, you might be Trey Miguel.

Wrestling is magic sometimes.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Sami is good now. Last night after he beat up a woman he gave her a golden baseball bat.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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stupid racist grandpa can't even do the big boot anymore

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Hogan wore wolfpac red for like a nitro, but after the fingerpoke they all went back to white.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Chris Jericho got drunk and threw the title out, made up a story to tell the cops, and then got the police chief fired when they found the belt.

this is wild.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Jumpin Dave Meltzer posted:

Raw was 10th for the night on cable, trailing news shows, football related programming, and the 3.36 million viewers for A Very Brady Renovation on Home & Garden.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Hulk Hogan going to WCw was the true 9/11

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

warrior also had systemic heart/cardio problems on top of steroid abuse. if you go back and watch his YouTube stuff, you can watch him turn purple doing basic lift routines. or the Warrior/Orlando Jordan(noted pedophile btw) match in Portugal where he blew up walking to the ring.

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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

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Rarity posted:

Super homophobic about Sonny Kiss

once called muslims "cave people with AK-47s"
called Samoans cannibals.
physically and verbally abusive towards wrestlers and staff he works with

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