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Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Our national anthem is now Everybody Knows poo poo's hosed. Please clap.

# ? Jun 20, 2019 05:20

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:02

Danger-Pumpkin: That's the way the bee bumbles.

Gorgeous people of Monica, I, as your Majestrix and Personal Savior do hereby declare the following to be law: The the word "Despot" be forevermore pronounced similarly to the word "Depot." Any Man caught pronouncing this word in the old fashion will subject to bathe in grape soda, and then ride the hot metal slide, shirtless. Anyone else caught pronouncing this word in the old fashion will be gently reminded that it is no longer pronounced that way.

# ? Jun 20, 2019 09:55

google THIS

Danger-Pumpkin posted:

Gorgeous people of Monica, I, as your Majestrix and Personal Savior do hereby declare the following to be law: The the word "Despot" be forevermore pronounced similarly to the word "Depot." Any Man caught pronouncing this word in the old fashion will subject to bathe in grape soda, and then ride the hot metal slide, shirtless. Anyone else caught pronouncing this word in the old fashion will be gently reminded that it is no longer pronounced that way.

This is going to get confusing because my country traditionally greets other dictators with "What up, my home despot?"

# ? Jun 20, 2019 15:05

Manifisto

just a reminder that despot elections are coming up, please remember to vote and also to pretend that the title means something, and we'll all do something fun to celebrate. creative "concession" speeches are encouraged!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jun 20, 2019 19:01

poverty goat

Two words: mandatory weed

# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:07

poverty goat

All able-bodied men and women are to appear at 4:20 in the town square and hit this poo poo. All who fail to appear will be stoned- to death

# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:32

The Klowner: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I'm going to the Home Despot to pick up a KING screwdriver set for only $17.95

# ? Jun 20, 2019 20:40

google THIS

All rise for the national anthem.

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh!...

# ? Jun 20, 2019 22:47

Goons Are Gifts

google THIS posted:

All rise for the national anthem.

♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh!...

# ? Jun 20, 2019 23:07

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Executive Decree No. 3432

Issued 6/20/19 Approved 6/20/19

The theremin is henceforth the only approved instrument for playing the national anthem. Performance of the national anthem on any other instrument will now be a misdemeanor subject to a fine.

# ? Jun 21, 2019 03:23

joke_explainer

google THIS posted:

For too long have tall people labored under the yolk of short people, being forced to change lightbulbs while they grow fat off the things we fetch for them off high cabinet shelves. Now this? The upside-down guillotine as thanks for our years of slavery? No, I will not have it, and further, I decree that there shall henceforth be at least three inches of extra space between all rows of seating in ground vehicles, commercial aircraft, theaters, and stadiums! Who will stand with me, once their knees stop aching?

The great thing about the upside down guillotine is that it doesn�t work

# ? Jun 23, 2019 04:00

TorsvikVonClemson

No Walters allowed. Dudes only. Donnies are okay but are second class citizens and should be pitied. They're out of their element.

Including pic of my country:

abide.

# ? Jun 23, 2019 04:06

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

In my country nipples are legal

# ? Jun 23, 2019 06:17

TorsvikVonClemson

hamjobs posted:

In my country nipples are legal

What's the state of areolas? A bunch of fleshy disks flopping around might be a bridge too far.

abide.

# ? Jun 23, 2019 06:54

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

TorsvikVonClemson posted:

What's the state of areolas? A bunch of fleshy disks flopping around might be a bridge too far.

Sorry but areolas are also legal

Testicles are not

# ? Jun 23, 2019 07:57

Goons Are Gifts

As(s) official press secretary of the press secretaries I announce that butts are not nipples and also allowed.

# ? Jun 23, 2019 10:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Don't post your butt, executive order

# ? Jun 23, 2019 10:49

Goons Are Gifts

OK, now it's time for a revolution. Butts of the world, unite!!

# ? Jun 23, 2019 15:59

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Sorry, executive order, no revolutions until we have dinner. S'rule an rules is rules.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 05:24

Goons Are Gifts

Well where is that dinner supposed to get out from if there's no butts??

# ? Jun 24, 2019 11:26

Twenty Four

Goons Are Great posted:

Well where is that dinner supposed to get out from if there's no butts??

*Reigning over my tiny country* *Bangs fist on table* "I demand more butts!"

What? no not for me, just like, in general, get our people on this and see if we can engineer some butts or something, I will be in my chambers!

# ? Jun 24, 2019 14:27

Goons Are Gifts

Butt transplantation are hereby free. Everyone is free to improve or replace their butt whenever necessary. Butts are our future.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 14:54

Stoner Sloth

Goons Are Great posted:

Butt transplantation are hereby free. Everyone is free to improve or replace their butt whenever necessary. Butts are our future.

An improved butt eh.... could we... could we put nipples on it?

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Jun 24, 2019 15:01

Goons Are Gifts

Uncertain about how the foreign enemy that is Facebook will react to this, but butt nipples are entirely acceptable. Except when it's the nipples of the titties of you know what I have to say now.

# ? Jun 24, 2019 15:05

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

ooOooOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOhhh

# ? Jun 24, 2019 17:18

Thekittymancer

Citizens of zoofeelia thine shall send your pup's and kits to me

# ? Jul 12, 2019 22:51

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# ? May 19, 2024 08:02

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

This country is basically a democracy I let you all run except for one thing no mentioning the time I crapped my pants at the dinner table or you will be prosecuted and sentenced to crapping your pants at my dinner table it's a really long table and you sit on the other end across from me. It's about like 30 foot really long. If I can't smell the crap or what have you it's not good enough and you gotta try again.

# ? Jul 13, 2019 00:58

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