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You wake up on December 22nd, 2012. Obama has just won his second term, Mitt Romney is beginning his slow return to irrelevance, and the world has just averted the Rapture for the nth time. Despite what the calendar says, you remember everything. Trump, Bolsonaro, the alt-right, Nazis marching on Pride parades, hamburger feasts. You know you have one chance to post about it in D&D before the mods dismiss you as an unhinged troll, but you know you have to do something. Whether it's to be proven right in seven years, or to hopefully avoid the future you just escaped, what do you post?
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i would rather watch the earth burn to ashes than post in d&d
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Jun 16, 2019 20:39
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Trump president, so what?
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Jun 16, 2019 20:40
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you could wait a few years for cspam but by then its too late
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Jun 16, 2019 20:41
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Troll constantly and threaten vilerat with "consequences" if he bans me
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Jun 16, 2019 20:52
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go to one of them places that offers bets on elections and throw in everything I own on TRUMP in 2014.
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Jun 16, 2019 20:52
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"yes Donald J Trump the guy who got hit with a chair at wrestlemania a few years ago. Yes seriously"
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Jun 16, 2019 20:53
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lol i wouldn't waste such an opportunity posting on this dead gay forumPeanut President posted:go to one of them places that offers bets on elections and throw in everything I own on TRUMP in 2014. drat right, i'm at caesar's palace at the crack of dawn on escalator day
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Jun 16, 2019 20:54
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Eox posted:You wake up on December 22nd, 2012. Obama has just won his second term, Mitt Romney is beginning his slow return to irrelevance, and the world has just averted the Rapture for the nth time. Despite what the calendar says, you remember everything. Trump, Bolsonaro, the alt-right, Nazis marching on Pride parades, hamburger feasts. I'd close my eyes and clear my mind, stay in a meditative state for a few minutes that would feel like eons, and finally let the energy of the cosmos speak through me: trumo.
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Jun 16, 2019 21:25
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what if gently caress you, op
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Jun 16, 2019 21:26
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i'd probably try to join a kurdish maoist militia, op
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Jun 16, 2019 21:29
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turmp
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Jun 16, 2019 21:31
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what if trump was one of us?  just a slob like one of us?
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Jun 16, 2019 21:31
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the piss tape
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Jun 16, 2019 21:32
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1994 Toyota Celica posted:i'd probably try to join a kurdish maoist militia, op would 2012 be early enough to save caro
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Jun 16, 2019 21:32
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Eox posted:would 2012 be early enough to save caro caro got nabbed like 15 minutes after crossing the syrian border and he wasn't headed to the kurdish cantons in any case. he was turbo-hosed from the jump.
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Jun 16, 2019 21:41
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Eox posted:would 2012 be early enough to save caro rather try to save the ruins of Palmyra or Nimrud tbh
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Jun 16, 2019 21:42
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Only Bernie Sanders can save Democracy. Goons, if you're reading this, rest assured that Hillary Clinton will fail in devastating fashion. I would tell you who will be elected President in 2016 but the truth is too loving stupid to believe.
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Jun 16, 2019 22:07
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daenrys burns kings landing and then jon stabs her
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Jun 16, 2019 22:12
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What if Grover was right about Iraq
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WrightOfWay posted:What if Grover was right about Iraq you wake up on september 10th 2001,
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Jun 16, 2019 22:19
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Feranon posted:lol i wouldn't waste such an opportunity posting on this dead gay forum Plus any sports things you can remember the winners of. Cubs in 2016 Blues in 2019 Raptors in 2019 American Pharoah winning the Triple Crown
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Jun 16, 2019 22:23
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Buddy if I went back in time to 2012 I ain't postin' in this forum
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Jun 16, 2019 22:24
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Peanut President posted:Plus any sports things you can remember the winners of. Much easier would be to just repeatedly go all-in on the Eli Manning Giants repeating the exact same loving thing they did in 2007 (right down to beating the heavily-favored Packers on the way to the Patriots), walk away with several dozen million dollars, then use your newfound fame as The Man Who Perfectly Predicted the 2011 Playoffs to warn the country about what's going to happen 4 years later edit: Oh, right, December 2012 is after the 2012 playoffs. Stupid NFL. SKULL.GIF has issued a correction as of 22:34 on Jun 16, 2019 |
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Jun 16, 2019 22:27
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Eox posted:You wake up on December 22nd, 2012. Obama has just won his second term, Mitt Romney is beginning his slow return to irrelevance, and the world has just averted the Rapture for the nth time. Despite what the calendar says, you remember everything. Trump, Bolsonaro, the alt-right, Nazis marching on Pride parades, hamburger feasts. OP, this already happened.  
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Jun 16, 2019 22:33
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Cowpocalypse posted:what if trump was one of us?
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Jun 16, 2019 22:34
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SKULL.GIF posted:OP, this already happened. this thread is now for us to brainstorm closing the loop
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Jun 16, 2019 22:38
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you could make mondo from 
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Eox posted:You wake up on December 22nd, 2012. Obama has just won his second term, Mitt Romney is beginning his slow return to irrelevance, and the world has just averted the Rapture for the nth time. Despite what the calendar says, you remember everything. Trump, Bolsonaro, the alt-right, Nazis marching on Pride parades, hamburger feasts. why teh gently caress would I be posting in dnd instead of getting rich from superbowl winners and the stock market and correcting the past regrets literally everybody has
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Jun 16, 2019 23:00
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SKULL.GIF posted:OP, this already happened. did this guy die
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Jun 16, 2019 23:03
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SKULL.GIF posted:OP, this already happened. I also hope fishmech gets permabanned again
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Jun 16, 2019 23:03
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Sojenus posted:i would rather watch the earth burn to ashes than post in d&d
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Jun 16, 2019 23:08
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SKULL.GIF posted:OP, this already happened. he once PM’d me a massive paragraph of Latin and I never bothered running it through google translate
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Jun 16, 2019 23:15
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SKULL.GIF posted:OP, this already happened. this insane person is right
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Jun 16, 2019 23:15
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QV was a really annoying classicist and accelerationist, but his fishmech meltdown is insanely good
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Jun 16, 2019 23:20
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i'd just post the whole thing and accept my ban "you know how obama nailed bin laden the night of the white house correspondents dinner? well, he also spent a lot of time riffing on donald trump, which led to..."
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Jun 17, 2019 02:15
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SKULL.GIF posted:OP, this already happened.
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Jun 17, 2019 02:20
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SKULL.GIF posted:All these are too late to meaningfully matter in 2012, butterfly effect would screw up too much I mean OP's concept was sending a warning which would imply butterfly effect is not being enforced.
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Jun 17, 2019 04:57
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SKULL.GIF posted:OP, this already happened. my answer was def gonna be 'bait fishmech into eating a perma through some crazy bet' but yeah, we're good here
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BENGHAZI 2 posted:I also hope fishmech gets permabanned again
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