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bimart has sasquatch targets. at first I was appalled then I remembered that it's a sasquatch owned business
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Aug 12, 2021 01:42
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Aug 12, 2021 02:31
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Sqonk. Sqooooonk. Don't mind me, just practicing my squatch calls.
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Aug 13, 2021 01:10
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a dmc delorean posted:Can't believe it's been more than two years since Drew left us. Drew ain’t left us he just done fine off t’ that big squatch patch in th’ sky
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Aug 13, 2021 01:53
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Reckon there’s a little bit o’ Drew inside us all. Wait I think it might be th’ other way ‘round.
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Aug 13, 2021 02:02
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hope mister and misses squatches is doin allright with all dem fires but they know how to do they also do
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Aug 13, 2021 02:33
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Been watching some alone season two and man they got a lot of squatch talk
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Dec 4, 2021 07:03
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Does a squatch tug in the forest? Only Drew would know...
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Dec 5, 2021 00:03
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been worried bout them squatch what with the covids you know how they’re all a huffin and a puffin, an just a breathin on each other, just snufflin away out there all over each other course half the times we went squatchin it was Drew what done the snufflin
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Dec 5, 2021 00:29
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from a pragmatic standpoint, covid slowing them down would make them easier to catch. we may also be able to lure some out by offering them ivermectin. it's like sun tzu says in the art of hunting yeti "in the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity"
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Dec 5, 2021 00:59
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Squatchin season finally plum done out here. Mighty storms comin an goin every week now. Stay safe 'bernatin this year mr squatch. Gonna use the off season to do develop some new squatchin techniques.
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Dec 5, 2021 01:05
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Reckon Drew’s looking pretty rough in that shallow grave we unceremoniously threw ‘im in. Come to think, did anyone check t’ see if he was really dead?
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Dec 5, 2021 01:56
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Naw ya'll ever seen one them squatches doing this new fangled the waistband trick
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Dec 5, 2021 02:08
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Squatches got them teeny li’l tuggers like a gorilla. Reckon they can’t even get em up under the waistband.
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Dec 5, 2021 02:17
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Bags Fly at Noon posted:Squatches got them teeny li’l tuggers like a gorilla. Reckon they can’t even get em up under the waistband. depends on if its an east coast or west coast squatch, granted they got wildly varying takes on what makes the waistband trick the the waistband trick
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Dec 5, 2021 02:46
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They don'ts got any pants, stupids. Can't do waistband trick with no waistband
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Dec 5, 2021 02:51
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numberoneposter posted:Squatchin season finally plum done out here. Mighty storms comin an goin every week now. Stay safe 'bernatin this year mr squatch. Thinkin bout riggin me up another trail cam, but, get this, I put a drat jelly bean dispenser under it. It don't even need no coins you just turn it and they come out! I figure that'll lure em in like all you can eat hotcakes at an after church brunch
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Dec 5, 2021 12:58
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last time we done a jelly bean trap we just found drew all caught up in the net, just a chawin them beans “Drew!!” we said “That you a chawin beans again?? Stop chawin up the beans Drew!!” he just kept a snufflin
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Dec 5, 2021 20:19
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Merry tugmas squatch crew RIP DREW
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numberoneposter posted:Squatchin season finally plum done out here. Mighty storms comin an goin every week now. Stay safe 'bernatin this year mr squatch. Squatchin season is never really over though, is it? Eeeeeeeooorrrwwwwwrrrrooooooouuuuuuuuugggghhhhh! 
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Dec 25, 2021 19:27
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Thems only squatches in summer, winter is prime yeti season
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Dec 25, 2021 19:29
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Sasquatch are you there? I got you a Christmas present. It's under the box propped up by a stick. You'll love it. I promise.
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Dec 25, 2021 19:29
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I just lull them to sleep with this Hitachi brand back massager and then harvest their fur and send them back out into the wild, shorn and naked as the day they were born, hatched, no born, yeah born. 
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Dec 25, 2021 19:32
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I just lull them to sleep with this Hitachi brand back massager and then harvest their fur and send them back out into the wild, shorn and naked as the day they were born, hatched, no born, yeah born. if that was Drew's hitachi you might want to uh wash it first
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Dec 25, 2021 20:44
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Washin yore squatchin tools is dang foolishness. A squatch'll smell soap a mile away and you'll never see em. But that good ol odor will bring em right in and Drew sure had himself a funk like no other.
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Dec 26, 2021 01:43
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Weka posted:Washin yore squatchin tools is dang foolishness. A squatch'll smell soap a mile away and you'll never see em. But that good ol odor will bring em right in and Drew sure had himself a funk like no other. Reckon if you use Dr Squatch’s soap you might have a chance.
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Dec 26, 2021 02:18
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found some squatch tracks in the snow today. am sad because they are all headed out of town
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Dec 26, 2021 03:55
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Sasquatch turn on your location. I just wanna talk.
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Dec 26, 2021 04:16
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Can’t wait to ring in the new year with all my squatch pals
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What if instead of a Sasquatch it was a sasquash and you had to peel the hair off your squashes before eating them
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Oct 14, 2022 19:47
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ah no, don’t peel em drew he likes em hairy
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Oct 14, 2022 20:03
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The hair locks in all the flavorful musk.
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Oct 14, 2022 20:48
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Reckon I would like to talk to them Dr. Squatch folks and see how they get our old friend to approve of their product lines
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Oct 14, 2022 22:03
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Squatches are howlin tonight out on Vancouver Island, must be a new batch of "Alone" folks dropped off by the history channel.
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I've been airing my tent out for years but still can't get the stench out of it.
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Oct 15, 2022 15:38
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numberoneposter posted:I've been airing my tent out for years but still can't get the stench out of it. It’s like Drew is still with us t’ this very day.
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Oct 15, 2022 17:32
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if you live long enough you go from being a sex haver to a had sexer. drew, if he did shuffle off this mortal coil, escaped old age which would've been anathema to his very sexy being. he's in heaven now with his son tuggy who was run over while squatting down and eating a road kill deer
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Oct 15, 2022 18:29
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pouring out some diet dr mountain thunder for Drew
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The Voice of Labor posted:if you live long enough you go from being a sex haver to a had sexer. drew, if he did shuffle off this mortal coil, escaped old age which would've been anathema to his very sexy being. he's in heaven now with his son tuggy who was run over while squatting down and eating a road kill deer Lemme tell ya that ol’ Drew had plenty o’ sex after his untimely demise, turns out that berryin’ ‘im face down prob’ly weren’t the best idea we ever had.
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