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staberind posted:Guys, I'm sorry, the FBI just called, seems our Squatch got git by aliens and we.. Gosh durn FBI always tryin to ruin us good christian white males good time in the woods. First they banned our RVs and now they took our Squatch!!!!
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hemale in pain posted:How do people watch this and not just see a dude in a suit I don't recall seeing that particular cut last time I was at Mens Warehouse. Maybe they do things a sight different down yonder at...'hemales Warehouse'.
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Jun 18, 2019 02:25
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staberind posted:Guys, I'm sorry, the FBI just called, seems our Squatch got git by aliens and we.. The Squatch has been kidnapped by Graylings. Are you a bad enough Goon to rescue the Squatch?
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Jun 18, 2019 03:35
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Oh great here we go, from THE WORLDS FOREMOST EXPERT IN CHEWBACCAS!
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Jun 18, 2019 03:54
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Like hell you can, ruined Tommy's graduation party
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Big Beef City posted:Like hell you can, ruined Tommy's graduation party Now to be fair, about half of us knew it was him in a SQUATCH suit but well, we hosed him all the same. Once you get enough Miller Lite Vortex Bottles in ya ain't too liable for your actions.
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Jun 18, 2019 04:43
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SHHHHH! Hear that? *looks into middle distance above the horizon with mouth hanging open and hand in the air* I'm gonna do some wood knocks. *hits tree with rotten stick* Jerry, you recording? There! I'm hearing some movement about 100 yards out.
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numberoneposter posted:listen i didnt claim to be an expert but i can tell a guy in a chewbacca suit vs a real life squatch even after 10 beers at a 50 yards WRONG! You wouldn’t even see the Chewbacca because a Clingon warrior would have already KICKED HIS rear end!  
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This isn't just a bigfeet stompin ground, it's a bigfoot grave yard. I would bet my career there's around forty, maybe fifty bigfoot ghosts flying around here. That's at least 80 to 100 spectral feet total. Yeah there is definitely sasquatch phantom activity here so we have to be really careful.
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Sweet sassy molassy!
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Who What Now posted:*Shows up with three bottle of grey goose, a case of Mickey's malt liquor, a bottle of baby oil and three dozen condoms* Please use a water based lube to minimise prophylactic failure
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[I come face to face with the legendary beast after wandering off for a quiet piss away from camp and he crushes my windpipe like an empty beer can]
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I came out in the woods to chew gum and suck some ‘squatch dick and well, I’m all out of Big League Chew.
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/shines torch into the dark forest Eye shine!! I saw eye shine!! There's an adult male squatch to the south and a female with an adolescent male to the north west! We're surrounded!!!
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Hey guys I know I said I could start a fire without a lighter but it's been about two hours now. Anyone bring a lighter ?
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Stevie Lee posted:we're so close I can smell him Nah, that's just Gary's homemade 'Squatch Musk.
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Jun 18, 2019 16:29
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 I SAW THE LITTLE CREATURE.
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Sets up the velvet ropes, some coolers. Sign reading "SQUATCH PATCH EDIBLES:"with a little outline of a squirrel and one of a weed leaf "NO PRESS ALLOWED" Then sets up the squatch stand in the trees with a camera. "Now see here, boys, this how you do it. One of you go work the field line and try to drive 'em this way, there's some porn mags about 20 yards up wind that they might pick up and move on down here"
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Hey guys do you think the SQUATCH vapes phat clouds? I set up a juul rig trap, but I just keep catching libertarians.
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Jun 18, 2019 16:48
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drew you son of a bitch i was saving that six pack of bud light apples for breakfast
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Jun 18, 2019 18:12
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Sasquatch ain’t just gonna show up out of the blue boys, somebody gon have to get out there and seduce him, reckon. 
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Jun 18, 2019 18:17
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Guys I'm not sure my gun is big enough for squatchin better bring eight more.
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Squatchin makes me feel good!
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numberoneposter posted:drew you son of a bitch i was saving that six pack of bud light apples for breakfast That fucker ate all my cool ranch doritos this morning and ditched the camp site to SQUATCH on his own. If that fucker didn't have the only certified Squatch Caller I'd uninvite him.
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Jun 18, 2019 18:39
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Jun 18, 2019 19:12
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squatch stole my truck...took my woman...ate my dog...
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Jun 18, 2019 19:15
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Squatch ate all the frosting off my birthday cake and had projectile diarrhea in the ladies room at Applebee’s. 
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Jun 18, 2019 19:36
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If you ain’t squatchin’ brother, well, I don’t even know what to tell you.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:this vehicle brakes often for SQUATCH SQUATCH ON BOARD
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Did you guys hear something? *looks at sound guy* Did you pick that up? Man thought I just heard a Bigfoot
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