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Calaveron posted:Remember how the first movie's big set piece was just them trying to steal some DVD players off the back of a truck Was it even DVD players or was it still VHS
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Jul 19, 2020 20:46
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Amazing
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Jul 20, 2020 01:46
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I think it was someone in Thai thread who said the only way to reconcile the films beginnings (low level FBI agent wants to bust thieves who steal VCRs in fast cars) with what it is now (having Kurt Russell send them on a black ops mission to parachute cars out into the Caucasus regions or being chased by a nuclear submarine across an ice shelf) is to go full endgame. They go back in time and collect the crew and everyone who has died and go back to F&F 1. Have Paul walkers brother cgi deaged to play Brian from the first one and then have like, I dunno Nicholas cafe or Hugh Jackman play some super bad guy who was actually around at the start because he knew Toretto had the Car Force and he wanted to steal it from his soul Have some insane action scenes playing up from the best the series had so far Have them fly into space and do a handbrake turn to dodge an asteroid (ludacris: “UHH GUYS... THEY GOT A COMET”) and nos boost back to earth The last action scene though just straight up boosting VCRs off a truck because one of the trucks has a laserdisc with the hidden code imprinted on it with how to fix their time machine BBQ in Doms back yard crack open a corona “la familia” have Brian leave the party play a new hit single by Charlie puth. gently caress I got something in my eye I’m not crying you’re crying Fin Credits roll Open scene Have a person wake up, get dressed, grab some keys, you see they are bald. They pick up their wallet license says Dominic toretto III Keys in the ignition Their flying car flys out of their hover garage and they go into a neo Tokyo “Time to avenge Hans grandson” FAST AND FURIOUS : 2099- COMING SUMMER
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Jul 21, 2020 11:46
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muscles like this! posted:Tej had a line about how he has no idea where the bad guys got the magnets and that they're more powerful than any civilian or military magnets should be but it is never followed up on. Another thing never followed up on, did we ever even find mr nobody?
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Jun 26, 2021 15:32
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They need to do fast ten with channing tatum being his older brother, and flashback to the same scenes they did in fast 9 but like pan over and have him standing there off to the side
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Jul 31, 2021 11:44
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I think someone posted here or on twitter once they should go back in time and help OG vin diesel and cgi Paul walker steal VCRs from the first film, because hidden inside one of them is the torque elemental stone which is used to defeat the car god It’s obvious really
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Nov 18, 2022 08:34
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Lobok posted:He's at home with the kids! “Hey Brian’s just picking up the groceries he’ll be here in time to free dom from Guantanamo bay” “Ahhh he just texted me he had to go somewhere else they were out of oranges let’s just go without him” *key chord from see you again by wiz Khalifa and Charlie puth plays*
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Dec 15, 2022 11:50
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