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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

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Honest Thief posted:

lol gently caress this franchise Cena is doms brother, who is also a superman james bond, younger brother to the guy who's always been about family, they brought han back to further redeem stathams character and more cg car stunts?

are you just now realizing that this movie series is live action anime

iamsosmrt posted:

It'll come out that in the secret Statham murdering Han footage from before, Cena was actually standing by with a fire exstinguisher and a medical staff to pull Han out and convalesce him over the last 3 movies.

It'll turn out that all the movies really did happen chronologically and the gang only found out about all the events of Tokyo Drift four movies later and just assumed he was dead while he was off on vacation.

raditts fucked around with this message at 07:47 on Feb 2, 2020

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raditts
Feb 21, 2001

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Basebf555 posted:

I guess he's realizing that whenever F&F ends that's it for the money train so may as well squeeze out every possible dollar.

I still think he's a fool to not make the final F&F movie tie seamlessly into the Riddick movies.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

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David D. Davidson posted:

My pitch for the final fast movie is an alien overlord blows up the Earth and the team have to steal a time machine so they can go back to the past and team up with their past selves to stop it from happening.

With special guest appearances from Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox.

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

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well why not posted:

the guy was never a baby-face which makes it a bit easier to swallow, but he's clearly not in his early 20s. I'd love to know exactly when Lin places Tokyo Drift, but really they're best off just playing it loose.

This won't be an issue once they finally officially introduce time travel as an element of the series.

Snowman_McK posted:

The genuinely surprising part of these movies is that we still haven't gotten a decent video game out of them. They lend themselves so well to some sort of "diddy kong racing but sexy/gritty" formula, where some people are in planes, some in hovercraft, some in tanks and so on. It's weird that we never got it. Then again, I guess video game adaptations of film properties have been dying off for a long time. They used to be almost guaranteed.

There have been a few F&F arcade games, one series with cars and another with SUPER BIKES and you can still usually find at least one or the other at any given lovely movie theater arcade, but they're just pretty generic racers, nothing about them really screams Fast and Furious other than the inclusion of NAWWWWSSSSS as a turbo button.

WhyteRyce posted:

Nic Cage can be long lost Uncle Rico. I'll pivot and say Channing Tatum can be Cousin Eduardo. Mr. Nobody pulled them both out of a jail in the western province of China for attempting to rob a casino in Macau and actually were on a nearby space station that used it's tractor beamsuper magnet to guide and protect Tej and Roman during their space trip

If we're bringing in Nic Cage, it's gotta be his character from Gone in 60 Seconds.

raditts fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Aug 9, 2021

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

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Tunicate posted:

Fast & Furious: Temporal Drift

Roll Idris Elba's Black Superman character into the main franchise, where he reveals he is in fact Stacker Pentecost, here from the future to prevent the kaiju menace before it begins, but only the F&F gang can help because they've mastered the power of... drift compatibility.

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