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Watching Fast 8 with my girlfriend, neither of us paying much attention, very confused when Dom lets the villain kiss him all sexy like in front of Letty. Gf: what the hell, Dom? Me: lmao what are you doing Dom? Gf: what the hell has she got on him? Me: Mr Toretto I have in my vagina a doomsday device and the only way you can stop it is to dick me down Gf: tick tock Mr Toretto Me: dick... cock.
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Imagine our delight when she actually got her hands on doomsday devices.
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Welcome to the family baby Brian! Credits roll, I immediately hit play on F9. Girlfriend is yelling at me. We can't stop now, gotta go fast.
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Hahaha oh my god the loving bridge scene this is so loving stupid I love it
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Me: HAN ER GJENOPPSTÅTT! Gf: what the gently caress and also gently caress you "He is risen" in Norwegian
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TimCurrySpace.gif I need more Statham. They should crossover with The Transporter and Crank and find a way to make Shaw, Martin and Chelio triplets separated at birth. E: hahahaha the truck takedown gently caress physics E2: lmao ramming the satellite good god Government Handjob fucked around with this message at 00:30 on Jan 7, 2024 |
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