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Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
This will be a temporary thread to discuss the Democratic primary debates of June 26th and 27th. After the debates are over, we will have a new primary thread to refresh since the old one is already very long and dense with your shitposting.

NIGHT 1 LIVESTREAM LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ6MrDO0kgY
NIGHT 2 LIVESTREAM LINK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cX7hni-zGD8

https://twitter.com/wedotheska/stat...er%3D787%23pti1

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/democratic-debates-2019-schedule-candidates-start-time-watch-online-stream-tv-channel-first-dnc-debate-2020/

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Kicking off the race to 2020, the first Democratic presidential debate of the 2020 cycle will be held in Miami on Wednesday and Thursday of this week. Candidates are expected to be grilled on all things policy, party and news of the day.

First Democratic debate schedule
Dates: Wednesday, June 26 & Thursday, June 27
Time: 9 to 11 p.m. EST
Location: Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts in Miami, Florida

How to watch the first 2020 Democratic debate
Official TV broadcast: NBC, MSNBC and Telemundo
Free online stream: NBCNews.com, NBC News apps, Telemundo, NBC News' Facebook, Twitter and YouTube
Additional coverage: Watch CBSN for live coverage of the debates before, during and after

How do the Democratic candidates qualify for the debate?
To qualify for the first debate in Miami, which will play out over two nights, candidates had to fulfill one of two criteria: either get 65,000 donors to their campaigns, with at least 200 donors in 20 different states, or obtain at least 1% in three polls recognized as legitimate by the committee. According to NBC News, which is hosting the debate, candidates' podium placements will be "based on polling."

Because so many of the contenders qualified for the first round of debate, the Democrats will be split into two groups across two consecutive nights totaling four hours. Ten candidates were randomly chosen to appear on each night.

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According to NBC, candidates will have 60 seconds to answer questions and 30 seconds to respond to follow-ups. There will be no opening statements, but the contenders will have a chance to deliver closing remarks at the close of the debate.

Here's a look at everything you should know about watching this week's Democratic debate.

DNC debate candidates for June 26
Cory Booker
Bill de Blasio
Julián Castro
John Delaney
Tulsi Gabbard
Jay Inslee
Amy Klobuchar
Beto O'Rourke
Tim Ryan
Elizabeth Warren

DNC debate candidates for June 27
Joe Biden
Michael Bennet
Pete Buttigieg
Kirsten Gillibrand
Kamala Harris
John Hickenlooper
Bernie Sanders
Eric Swalwell
Marianne Williamson
Andrew Yang

Candidates who didn't qualify for the first DNC debate
Seth Moulton
Steve Bullock
Mike Gravel
Wayne Messam

Because we anticipate this to be mostly TVIV posting, this thread will not carry a minimum probation length. Main Painframe will still be the IK for this thread, along with the usual D&D mods.

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Summary of tonight's candidates courtesy of Main Paineframe, to whom all complaints and hate mail should be directed


Joe Biden

You've heard about this guy. But if you only started paying attention to politics over the last decade, you've probably heard about the guy who stood next to Obama doing nothing for eight years while the Onion invented a parody character based on him. Unfortunately, that's not the Joe Biden who's running for president. The Joe Biden who's running for president is the Joe Biden who opposed anti-segregation busing, the Joe Biden who made student loans bankruptcy-proof, the Joe Biden who gave Strom Thurmond's eulogy, the Joe Biden who invades womens' personal space without consent at every opportunity, the Joe Biden who ran twice for president only to fail miserably both times, and the Joe Biden who still defends all of that and insists that he's never done anything wrong in his entire life. His primary campaign platform is based on working with Republicans, and he's openly declared that he's convinced that Mitch McConnell will work with him to pass bipartisan progressive legislation.

He's spent the last week or so embroiled in trouble because he talked about his good working relationship with his old segregationist buddies. When Booker and De Blasio called him out and said bipartisan cooperation with literal white supremacists was unacceptable, he demanded that Booker apologize. Despite this and many other stupid moves, he's the frontrunner by a wide margin right now, to the dismay of pretty much everyone left of Bush.

On the one hand, the debate is a big opportunity for him, since it'll distract from the gaffes and scandals he's caused in recent days. On the other hand, his aides and advisors have been keeping him away from crowds and cameras as much as possible, fueling all sorts of speculation and rumors about his speaking ability that he may just confirm on stage tonight. And since he's the one with most of the support, it's likely that several of the candidates will be gunning for him - and anyone left of Bush will be cheering them on.


Michael Bennet

Senator for Colorado. Conservative bipartisan moderate. Hickenlooper's protege. If you felt good about John Delaney and wanted to see more of him on the stage, this guy will probably be a pretty good substitute for him. I have nothing else to say about this guy, at all.


Pete Buttigieg

The Harvard-educated mayor of South Bend, Indiana, this guy has been treated as a young Democratic rising star for a couple years now. He's reasonably charismatic and the media absolutely loves him, but he has a preference for talking inspirational fluff rather than politics, and he doesn't have much of a political record to look at. Is gay and married. His support has been surging in recent months as he's largely stolen Beto's role, but his base is overwhelmingly white so far.

A recent police shooting of a black male under questionable circumstances in South Bend has thrown his failure to win over minorities into the spotlight, and he's widely considered to have badly mishandled his response to the shooting. He usually ranks in third or fourth place in polls, and his campaign has been fairly uninteresting so far. His performance is pretty consistent, so I doubt he's going to wow anyone or blow it.


Kirsten Gillibrand

A New York senator, and a former corporate defense attorney who defended Philip Morris execs facing litigation over their role in covering up the health effects of smoking. So boring that I couldn't even find a funny picture of her. While in the House, she was a conservative bipartisan moderate who voted against economic stimulus, voted for a ban on sanctuary cities, and had a 100% rating from the NRA. In the last few years, she's moved in a liberal direction on many of those issues, but it's hard to nail down exactly where she'll stand on the issues as president or how she stands out from the rest of the pack.

Her major distinguishing feature is her advocacy on women's issues. Most famously, she was one of the first Dems to call for Al Franken's resignation after the sexual assault allegations against him, long before the Dem establishment and donors got on board with that, and in recent years she's even spoken out against Bill Clinton. And as a result, there's a wing of the old Dem political establishment that absolutely loathes her.

It'll be interesting to see where she lands on the issues on this debate. As someone who's evolved on the issues over the years, she has some room to pivot, but she'll face a big challenge in convincing voters that her evolution is genuine.


Kamala Harris

Former Attorney General of California and current California Senator, this self-proclaimed "America's prosecutor" was expected to be a big contender, but she's been lagging. A standard center-left Democrat, socially liberal and economically centrist.

Her major distinguishing feature is her history as a California prosecutor. Her preference for tough-on-crime rhetoric and a tendency to see prosecution as the solution to every problem have come back to bite her in the era of Black Lives Matter, which has made it difficult for her to win over progressives.

Her debate prospects depend a lot on what happens to Biden. She was originally expected to be the party establishment pick and attract most of the Dem loyalists and donors, but she's been largely eclipsed by Biden and has struggled to remain a contender, polling poorly even in her home state. If he goes down, she's almost sure to benefit.


John Hickenlooper

Ex-governor of Colorado, socially liberal and economically conservative. Bipartisan moderate who believes the government should stay out of issues and let private business handle making America great.


Bernie Sanders

The guy everyone either loves to love or loves to hate, the independent self-proclaimed socialist Senator from Vermont who challenged Clinton in 2016 needs no introduction. He's been the fairly consistent #2 in polls, and unlike Biden, his speech performance hasn't declined despite his age. Everyone knows who this guy is, and I'm sure there'll be plenty of talk about him. No meltdowns, please.


Eric Swalwell

Who? I've never even heard of this guy, and I'm not going to bother reading up on him because there's no way he's going to be significant tonight or any other night. A quick Google says he's a Martin O'Malley supporter, which I didn't think was actually possible. Seriously, what? I guess he's a House member.


Marianne Williamson

An author and activist whose only political history is finishing fourth in a House race in California. Despite that, she's got better positions than at least half the candidates on this stage...for the most part. She wouldn't be out of place in the Green party, mixing strong progressive policies like M4A and the Green New Deal with downright wacky stuff like antivax talk.

Her signature issue is reparations for slavery, having come out with the earliest and biggest proposal.

She's not a serious contender for the presidency, but she'll definitely say some cool stuff up on stage, and probably also some weird stuff.


Andrew Yang

A serial entrepeneur and venture capitalist, this is his first entry into politics. Even though he's an East Coaster, his policies are about what you'd expect from a Silicon Valley character. He often identifies the problems facing society, only to come up with solutions that are either badly flawed or downright stupid, like combating bad laws by passing a Constitutional amendment forcing all laws to have an automatic expiration date. Unfortunately, the demographic he's been most successful with are extremely online conservatives, who love his meme-heavy campaign and his inclination to talk about the problems most politicians tend to ignore (like AI and automation), and he's responding by being more appealing to them and going on their favorite shows and stuff.

His most famous and most widely advertised issue is the "Freedom Dividend", a UBI proposal that would give everyone $1k a month...except that you have to give up any other government benefits to get it, so the poor will benefit less than everyone else.

He's not polling well, but his willingness to talk about issues that no one else really wants to talk about make him a bit of a wildcard on the debate stage. It's unlikely he'll win, but he might be able to become a Ron Paul-style meme candidate.

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Predicting Biden to die onstage within 15 mins.

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Thanks for the thread. I'm going to a debate watch on the 27th and I look forward to not sleeping afterward as I pore through the eleventy billion posts.

Failed Imagineer posted:

Predicting Biden to die onstage within 15 mins.

This is a good starter question: what impact do you all think it'll have it Biden does poorly on the debate stage? Cause I can't recall a time when he did well.

Edit: Oh, okay, I guess he did coin Noun, Verb, 9/11 so I'll give him that one.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Skippy McPants posted:

This is a good starter question: what impact do you all think it'll have it Biden does poorly on the debate stage? Cause I can't recall a time when he did well.

I'm thinking/hoping that it will deflate the enormous lead he currently has over everybody else in the polls. He seems to be coasting on a lot of goodwill built up during his time as VP, and I'd be a little surprised if that continued if he started making notable and silly gaffes on the debate stage.

Then again, maybe he'll have another Paul Ryan debate moment, who knows?

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

Dammerung posted:

I'm thinking/hoping that it will deflate the enormous lead he currently has over everybody else in the polls. He seems to be coasting on a lot of goodwill built up during his time as VP, and I'd be a little surprised if that continued if he started making notable and silly gaffes on the debate stage.

Then again, maybe he'll have another Paul Ryan debate moment, who knows?

It's definitely possible for him to do well, but given how many reports we've had about him not really seeming to be as sharp as he used to be, I kinda doubt it.

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Ground floor baby, prob not gonna watch the first night due to me having work but I might watch Bernie night at my first DSA meeting!

Lightning Knight
Feb 24, 2012

Pray for Answer
I am upset that I have off work tonight but it's the poo poo debate.

ascii genitals
Aug 19, 2000



Also going to miss the debate because I'm in China. Waking up to a whole day of Trump news is jarring. Really hoping this debate narrows the field some.

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

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ascii genitals posted:

Also going to miss the debate because I'm in China. Waking up to a whole day of Trump news is jarring. Really hoping this debate narrows the field some.

ditto, but france

like gently caress i'm staying up all night

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

ascii genitals posted:

Also going to miss the debate because I'm in China. Waking up to a whole day of Trump news is jarring. Really hoping this debate narrows the field some.

Maybe not in the next two days, but I'd bet it narrows considerably between now and shortly after the second debate in late July. The fringe candidates who made it onto the stage will be looking for a breakout performance and if they don't find it then that's a prime time to bow out.

Condiv posted:

like gently caress i'm staying up all night

The highlights will be up everywhere anyway. Never watch a live debate unless you can turn it into a social experience!

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe
Not really sure if I wanna watch the little league (plus Warren) debate, but the second night will actually be real important, so I'll try staying up for that one.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

ascii genitals posted:

Also going to miss the debate because I'm in China. Waking up to a whole day of Trump news is jarring. Really hoping this debate narrows the field some.

Ditto, but I will be contemplating within the astral realm.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Cerebral Bore posted:

the little league (plus Warren)

Right. Because women can't play baseball?

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
You can smell the desperation in the air and its still hours away!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Marianne Williamson and Andrew Yang are going to kill it :stoked:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Hopefully the Chapo stream will make this first debate entertaining. I mean, really, who the gently caress is Bill DeBlasio? And isn't Tim Ryan a Republican?

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Hopefully tonight begins the culling as Mike Gravel descends from the rafters.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

Gripweed posted:

Hopefully the Chapo stream will make this first debate entertaining. I mean, really, who the gently caress is Bill DeBlasio? And isn't Tim Ryan a Republican?

Bill deblasio is the mayor of new York and a literal giant.
Tim Ryan is a joke we've all agreed is a real person for the sake of Ohio.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Aside from Warren, everyone on that debate stage is polling under or near the margin of error. This is literally the last shot any of them have to make a headline, and if they don't they're dead. So I'm expecting most of them to fuckin swing for the fences and do something wild. Call Trump a traitor, announce a new tax plus block grant access to healthcare entrepreneur promote industry thing, etc.

it's gonna be fun

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
I’ll vote for whomst forces Netflix to fix the evangelion dub

Axetrain
Sep 14, 2007

Gripweed posted:

Aside from Warren, everyone on that debate stage is polling under or near the margin of error. This is literally the last shot any of them have to make a headline, and if they don't they're dead. So I'm expecting most of them to fuckin swing for the fences and do something wild. Call Trump a traitor, announce a new tax plus block grant access to healthcare entrepreneur promote industry thing, etc.

it's gonna be fun

Eh centrists are cowards, their version of "swinging for the fences" is mildly criticizing Trump for not being polite enough.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


I'm definitely clearing my schedule for the evening to catch the debates.

Considering participating in that drinking game, despite the fact that I don't drink normally.

Edit - This one:

quote:

[–]JarrusMarker [score hidden] 21 hours ago*
I made a drinking game

take one drink

somebody attacks Donald Trump
somebody attacks Joe Biden
someone is cut off by a moderator
you hear the phrase "Medicare for all"
Bernie Sanders says any of the following, "billionaires", "99% or 99.9%", "let me be clear"
the word "socialism" is spoken by someone not named Bernie Sanders (two drinks if it's Hickenlooper)
Somebody talks about the Russia investigation
somebody talks about the "Green New Deal"
Pete Buttigieg talks about being in the military
Pete Buttigieg talks about Mike Pence
Joe Biden talks about Obama or being VP
Andrew Yang talks about automation
Bernie Sanders mentions a country in Europe
take two drinks

somebody calls for Trump's impeachment
somebody is scolded by a moderator for talking out of turn or for too long
somebody speaks in Spanish
You hear the term "common sense gun laws"
Beto O'Rourke starts waving his hands emphatically while speaking
Kamala Harris has to defend her record as AG
Joe Biden calls himself "progressive"
Joe Biden's creepy touching is brought up by anyone
finish your drink

a black candidate is asked about criminal justice reform or reparations for slavery
someone in the audience shouts "YANG GANG"
Beto is asked about his DUI
Joe Biden touches anyone not on their hand
take a bong rip

somebody calls for rescheduling or legalizing marijuana

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

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Axetrain posted:

Eh centrists are cowards, their version of "swinging for the fences" is mildly criticizing Trump for not being polite enough.

I dunno. Some Democrats started feeling their oats after AOC and Tlaib showed them that it's ok to not be a spineless slug monster. Castro is gonna hit Trump on immigration, hard. Jay Inslee is running a single issue climate change campaign, so I hope he'll have some extreme Green New Deal type policy proposal. And I expect DeBlasio to have some cringey, "ey, I'm a new yorkah, I'mma show Trump, that long island trash, what about!" moment. Beto is going to try to take out a guitar, get stopped by the moderator, and then not say anything for the rest of the night.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


mayor pete polled higher with black voters than sanders in south carolina. i want to eat a gun lmao

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Woke up to my dad watching NBC today, our old friend Clair McCaskil was there to help preview the debate. Her thoughts were that Warren is going to have the highest expectations on her and a bad showing could destroy her completely, open stanning for Klobucher, and pontificating that the best hope for Democrats in these debates was to appeal to not just middle America, but the middle of the political spectrum, and thereby secure the legendary Obama/Trump Voter, who will certainly be the ones who decide this election.

Nice to know that somebody who lost their loving Senate Seat is peddling the exact strategy which caused her to lose and is endorsing the candidate most like her loser self while nostradamusing the demise of the #2 Progressive.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

Kith posted:

I'm definitely clearing my schedule for the evening to catch the debates.

Considering participating in that drinking game, despite the fact that I don't drink normally.

Edit - This one:

you will die

extremely quickly

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.

Captain Invictus posted:

you will die

extremely quickly

"I don't drink normally but I may participate in this drinking game that will kill all but the most hardcore of alcoholics."

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


Captain Invictus posted:

you will die

extremely quickly

I wouldn’t last 10 minutes with that drinking game. I don’t even think I have enough alcohol in the house for it.

MODERATOR: “And the first ques...”

Me: *Just starts drinking straight from the bottle*

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



its the debate night baby. youknow what that means. its time to drink precisely one beer and call 911

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
Thought: I bet if Liz does any less than completely dominate tonight, it'll be reported as a "major failure" and all the recent positive press may turn on her. Lots of pressure on her tonight.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound
oh poo poo, I just looked at the lineup, it's Grandma Vs. Grandkids night

Sinistral
Jan 2, 2013

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

oh poo poo, I just looked at the lineup, it's Grandma Vs. Grandkids night

Meh, wake me up for the grandpa showdown.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
here's the party plane jones approved debate drink:

1) get a good base of chili, arguably one that makes you forget you have children. you'll need it to soak up the booze
2) get a large tumbler or tervis or something that is absolutely gigantic; you're in this thing for the long haul


fill to the first line ice and vodka, depending on how drunk you want to get choose larger pieces of ice or ice molds
fill to the second coffee liquor
fill to the lid with your mix of milk, lactose free milk, or half and half. if you can stomach whole cream go hog wild

stir slightly with your straw and then drink progressively over the course of the debate.

drinking game: see how many of these you can drink until you're yelling at your TV

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

I am Team Harris. At the risk of repeating myself, and AS IF anybody gives a gently caress what I say, AS IF anybody knows who the gently caress I am-- I'm looking forward to her gimlet eye trained on Donald J. loving Trump. That quivering bowl of orange Jello doesn't stand a chance.

Retro42
Jun 27, 2011


VH4Ever posted:

Thought: I bet if Liz does any less than completely dominate tonight, it'll be reported as a "major failure" and all the recent positive press may turn on her. Lots of pressure on her tonight.

No way she can perform to expectations with the format they have. 10 people, 60 second answers, 30 sec responses. I want her to dominate tonight, but I have a feeling all the underdogs will jump at everything to get as much screen time as possible.

Although, if anyone there can honestly steal the win from her my money is on Castro.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum
He who shows up coked out of their mind is the one who will take this "Debate"'s throne.

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

redneck nazgul posted:

I am Team Harris. At the risk of repeating myself, and AS IF anybody gives a gently caress what I say, AS IF anybody knows who the gently caress I am-- I'm looking forward to her gimlet eye trained on Donald J. loving Trump. That quivering bowl of orange Jello doesn't stand a chance.

I didn't know Trump was going to be there

UP AND ADAM
Jan 24, 2007

VH4Ever posted:

Thought: I bet if Liz does any less than completely dominate tonight, it'll be reported as a "major failure" and all the recent positive press may turn on her. Lots of pressure on her tonight.

There's not a chance that the press will be unfavorable to her

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Party Plane Jones posted:

here's the party plane jones approved debate drink:

1) get a good base of chili, arguably one that makes you forget you have children. you'll need it to soak up the booze
2) get a large tumbler or tervis or something that is absolutely gigantic; you're in this thing for the long haul


fill to the first line ice and vodka, depending on how drunk you want to get choose larger pieces of ice or ice molds
fill to the second coffee liquor
fill to the lid with your mix of milk, lactose free milk, or half and half. if you can stomach whole cream go hog wild

stir slightly with your straw and then drink progressively over the course of the debate.

drinking game: see how many of these you can drink until you're yelling at your TV

note this also works for congressional inquiries, i drank three of these things during kavanaugh's horseshit

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Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Sanguinia posted:

Woke up to my dad watching NBC today, our old friend Clair McCaskil was there to help preview the debate. Her thoughts were that Warren is going to have the highest expectations on her and a bad showing could destroy her completely, open stanning for Klobucher, and pontificating that the best hope for Democrats in these debates was to appeal to not just middle America, but the middle of the political spectrum, and thereby secure the legendary Obama/Trump Voter, who will certainly be the ones who decide this election.

Nice to know that somebody who lost their loving Senate Seat is peddling the exact strategy which caused her to lose and is endorsing the candidate most like her loser self while nostradamusing the demise of the #2 Progressive.

The last thing I heard about her doing was trying to insult Representative Ocasio-Cortez by saying that she wouldn't be able to get anything done, so I think she still works as a very good litmus test. If she endorses somebody or a course of action, do and support the opposite!

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